急求一个6人的英语话剧剧本 求一个搞笑英语话剧剧本（6人）
\u6c42\u627e\u4e00\u4e2a\u9002\u5408\u516d\u4e2a\u4eba\u8868\u6f14\u7684\u82f1\u8bed\u8bdd\u5267\u5267\u672c\uff0c\u65f6\u95f4\u5927\u6982\u662f10\uff0d\uff0d15\u5206\u949f\uff0c\u8c22\u8c22\uff01A\uff1aWelcome to our Sunday TV show. As usual, let me introduce myself first. I am Kevin. And my favorite TV stat is Kevin. It\u2019s me. I am only joking. Now, let\u2019s begin our TV show. Today we will talk about people\u2019s entertainment. John, what kind of movies do you like?
B\uff1aWell, I like comedies best. And my favorite comedy is Mr. Bean. Rowan Atkinson is my favorite movie star.
A: How about you, C?
C: I like science fiction movies best. I think science is very useful.
A: I like science fiction movies too. Do you like it, D?
D: En, I prefer cartoons. They are very funny.
A: Cartoons are also very good. Now the second question is, what\u2019s your favorite book?
B: I like novels very much. And Chales Dickens is my favorite author. His \u2018 Oliver Twist\u2019 is my favorite book.
A: You, C?
C: Poetry is my favorite. Shelley is my favorite poem.
A: Shelley is a romantic poem. D, What\u2019s your favorite?
D: I like biographies. I know many famous people from reading biographies.
A: At last, What\u2019s your favorite sport?
B: Tennis. I can play it well. And Roger Federer is my favorite athlete. He is a great athlete. He has got many champion.
C: I am a volleyball fan. Playing volleyball is my hobby.
D: I like volleyball, too. Shall we have a march later, C?
C: That\u2019s great. I think it will be exciting.
A: That\u2019s the end of our special TV show for today. Goodbye! Have a nice day!
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\u672c\u6587\u6765\u81ea: \u6052\u661f\u82f1\u8bed\u5b66\u4e60\u7f51( \u8be6\u7ec6\u51fa\u5904\u53c2\u8003\uff1a
\u7126\u4ef2\u537fJohnny(Jforshort)\u5218\u5170\u829dLunch(Lforshort)
\u7126\u6bcdJohnny\u2019smother(JMforshort)\u5218\u6bcdLunch\u2019smother(LMforshort)
\u592a\u5b88\u4e4b\u5b50Mayor\u2019sson(MSforshort)\u5f3a\u76d7Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J\u4f5c\u88ab\u6253\u72b6\u8dd1\u4e0a\u53f0,\u5185\u7838\u51fa\u4e00\u5377\u7eb8\u7b52,J\u88ab\u6253\u4e2d,\u72fc\u72c8\u4e0d\u582a)
J:EverybodysaysthatI\u2019mhenpecked,butinfact,I\u2019masstrongasatiger,(\u5c0f\u58f0)whilemy
wifeisWuSong.
(\u6307\u7740\u4e0a\u53f0\u5904\u7684\u95e8\u5927\u58f0\u9053)I\u2019mnotafraidofyou!
(\u5185\u7838\u51fa\u4e00\u8138\u76c6,J\u63a5\u4f4f\u5f53\u6210\u76fe\u724c\u62a4\u7740\u5934)Then,I\u2019mafraidofwhom?
MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
(\u5185\u53c8\u7838\u51fa\u4e00\u5377\u7eb8\u7b52,\u51fb\u4e2dJ)
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(\u4e0b)
Act1
(\u5e8f\u5e55\u7ed3\u675f\u65f6,JM\u4f5c\u7a83\u542c\u72b6)
JM(\u62c4\u62d0\u68cd\u4e0a):Ican!
(\u5bf9\u95e8\u5185)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(\u624e\u7740\u56f4\u88d9,\u62ff\u7740\u9505\u94f2,\u4ece\u95e8\u5185\u8df3\u51fa\u6765):I\u2019mhere!What\u2019supmum?
JM:I\u2019vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme\u201cmymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law\u201d.
L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what\u2019sup?
JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy\u2026\u2026
L:But\u2026\u2026
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken
and\u2026\u2026
JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!
L(\u751f\u6c14\u5730\u6325\u52a8\u7740\u9505\u94f2):Oh,youwantagrandson,don\u2019tyou?(\u5f00\u59cb\u89e3\u56f4\u88d9)Goandaskyour
son.I\u2019mleaving!(\u626f\u4e0b\u56f4\u88d9,\u6254\u5728JM\u7684\u8138\u4e0a,\u4e0b)
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