中文式搞笑英语
答:沙蟹牌:沙蟹 saw hand,一种牌艺。在英文里通常讲做saw your hand,在洋泾浜英语里被省略做saw hand。现在泛指扑克牌。司拨灵锁:司拨灵,spring,一种旧时常见的弹簧门锁。罗宋:Russian,俄罗斯也。旧时上海人对俄国的称呼,带来的还有牌艺“大罗宋”“小罗宋,喝的“罗宋汤”戴的“罗宋帽”等...
答:lychee - 荔枝 (粤语)dim sum - 点心 (粤语)china - 昌南 “Good good study,day day up.”这是搞笑出来的Qinglish产品:-)))
答:一个软糖在地上走,走一走就软了!一个肉包子在地上走,走一走就露馅了!冷笑 A STEET IS ON THE FROOL,IS‘T SHORT A MEAT RICE ON THE FROOL,IS’T DON‘T HAVE 大概差不多
答:比如说dama,tuhao,这些都是比较常见的还是英语,在生活中我经常会遇到,让我们看起来像是英语一样,觉得很高大上,但实际上他只是形式上比较像英语,其实是用汉语拼音拼成的。
答:Does the dog know the proverb, too?The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog."It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?""Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but ...
答:世界之大,无奇不有。都说我国的汉语是世界上最难学的一门语言,但是对我们来说,英语又何尝不是最难学的一门语言?从小到大,在英语上发生的尴尬一双手都数不出来,最令人搞笑的是“中国式英语”“散装英语”的出现。今天就让我们来见识一下我国的“散装英语”...
答:"Why use my elbow and foot?""Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"2:老师在黑板上写了一句:Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽。”小明上英文课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet?老师说:Go ahead.小明就坐了下来。过...
答:不知这个算不算:上初一时,班级有两个捣蛋鬼,偏巧英语老师又是个语音语调非常标准之人。这天上午英语课文里有一句Before the liberation, he joined the army.结果前半句被那两个刺儿头给利用了。下午全班参加田间劳动的间隙里,大家正坐在地头休息,二位刺儿头迈着正步走了过来,边走边大声喊着---...
答:open the door and see mountain.开门见山 you go to dead! 你去死吧!I to help you.我来帮你 open the light.开灯 you ask me,i ask who?你问我,我问谁?还有很多呢~ 我也觉得挺好玩的。因为我一着急就是这么跟老外说的,丢脸死了。呵呵,要学习好英语才行。
答:good good study,day day up.give you some colour see see
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有哪些搞笑的中式英语 -
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: people mountain peop1e sea 人山人海 double horse double tiger马马虎虎
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英文句子搞笑谐音中文 -
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: Room out high people 世外高人 When the moonhas its ownlook up 明月几时有 自己抬头瞅 I am not a casual person,but it is not people casually 我不是随便的人,但随便起来就不是人 Other people's road,let others have no way out. 走别人的路,让...
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5个英语小笑话!要中文!越短越好! -
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: 英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳...
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求一句最搞笑的英语句子?带中文翻译. -
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:[答案] 晚上好! Moneyisnoteverything.There'sMastercard&Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡 Everymanshouldmarry.Afterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛
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要一个超级搞笑的英语笑话带中文翻译,高中水平
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: Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!两块蛋糕 汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?妈妈:当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!Mother: Mary, why do you yell ...
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找些骂人或搞笑的中国式英语句子,尽量不要太长 -
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: Get the hell out of here !滚开!Go to hell!去死吧!What do you think you are?你以为你是谁啊?You make me sick!你令我恶心!Take a hike!哪凉快哪待着去!Get off my back!少跟我罗嗦!You ask for it!你自找的!Cut it out!省省吧!就先这些吧!
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有没有搞笑的中式英语的文章 -
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: 01 Good good study day day up. 好好学习 天天向上02 How are you? How old are you? 怎么是你? 怎么老是你?03 You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. 你有种.我要给给你点颜色瞧瞧.04 You ask me, me ask who...
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求英语笑话(带中文)简单的,好笑的. -
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: 1:one car 嘣,two car 嘣,one car bengbeng ,one car die .2:葡萄糖油条一根.(放下你的枪)哈哈,我们英语老师上课经常讲的