二人英语幽默对话1分钟
答：二人对话的英文小笑话篇一 "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?""A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.“你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安?”老师发问道 “把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。”小女孩回答道。
答：“Well, three times, I dream of seven; so I figure it out that three times seven are twenty-four, and I bought the ticket with number 24 then I won the first prize.”“Why, you blamed fool (你这个傻瓜！). Three times seven is twenty-one not twenty-four.”“Is that s...
答：男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？）女：Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.（是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。）【我不想和你有任何交集】男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？）女...
答：经典对话一： 男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？） 女：Actually I’d rather have the money.（不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。) 经典对话二： 男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？） 女：Why? Don’t you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有...
答：Tom：I guess he must be a fortune teller. Jack：Are you sure? Tom：Yes,without a doubt. You see he is looking forward to talking to someone. Jack：Maybe you are right. But Tom, can you read the palm? Tom：Yes, I have read a lot of books about reading the palm.May ...
答："You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?""She is the one who sells the candy."好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个...
答：魔鬼中国式英语 1．we+two+who+and+who？+ >+ >++咱俩谁跟谁阿+ >+ >+2．how+are+you+?+how+old+are+you?+ >+ >++怎么是你，怎么老是你？+ >+ >+3．you+don't+bird+me,I+don't+bird+you+ >+ >+你不鸟我，我也不鸟你+ >+ >+4．you+have+seed+I+will+give+you+...
答：A:hi,John,did you see the david show last night?B:yes,i did,david's jokes of students were so funny!A:I love that part too!he can get the topics of the new trend all the time!B:I agree with you!but,do you know how old he is?A:i don't know,maybe 30?B:He's...
答："Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!""Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back."You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I'll see to the rest."一位列车员正要发出信号让火车启动，这时他看见一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站台...
答：A:hello,What are you doing?你好。你在干什么？B:Nothing.没什么 A:Are you sad orbored?你是伤心或者无聊吗？B:No,I can’tfind my pen.I lose it..I’m in a hurry Can you help me?我找不到我的笔了，我把它丢了，我很着急。你可以帮助我吗？A:of course,I can.当然可以 A:...
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二人幽默英语对话带翻译 -
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： 男: This seat empty?(这个座位是空的吧?) 女:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的.)【我立马走人】 男:Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?) 女:Yes....
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急需大家帮忙,求一个双人英语搞笑对话先谢谢了 -
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： A Conversation Between two pigs One day ,a pig named Jack was talking with his father John :Jack:Dad!John:What the matter?Jack:Dad,there is a question for you.John:Speak!Jack:If there are two banknotes first is10 doller,second is 5 doller....
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两人的英语笑话或小品[3 - 5分钟] -
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：[答案] 1、一位中国留学生去到了美国,路上看见一起车祸.警察调查什么情况时,他答道:One car come one car go,two car pengpeng one car die. 2、还是这个留学生,一天他出了车祸掉下山崖,警察来营救:Hello,How are you?这小子一听,这还不简单...
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急!求英语笑话带翻译的,三到五分钟,两个人对话的,初二水平,谢谢! -
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：[答案] 1、周而复始 老王在树下休息,老李走过来对他说:“嗨,为什么不去上山砍柴?” 老王说:“砍柴干什么?” 老李说:... ＂Secretary li＂'s smaller,climb quickly,afraid that I can't find it. 3、迟了 在地铁里,一位男子发现扒手正在掏他的钱包,便幽默...
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哪位有两个人的英语对话要幽默一点的有两三分钟长就行!如果是有新意一点的最好! -
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：[答案] Tom kis Linda,then. Linda say:Oh,Tom,please do not! 1 minute later,Linda say:Oh,Tom,Pls do.. then,Oh,Tom,pls.. then,Oh,Tom... Then,Oh.
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两人简单的英语对话搞笑的 -
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： A:what is your name? 你叫啥名? B:Hu胡(谐音:谁) A:you~你 B:Hu~胡 A:Who?谁? B:yes, I am~是,我就是 A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字 B:Hu胡啊 A:You!你! B:Yes, my name是啊,我的名字啊 A:So tell me about it那就告诉我啊 B:Hu!胡! A:You! What is your name!? 你!你叫啥名?! B:Hu is my name!我就叫胡 A:O~哦
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两人英语搞笑情景对话 -
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： I:I fuck you yestoday You: I went to bed with you yestoday!I:I fuck you girlfriend,oh,very nice, good!You:I fuck you mother!I:You go,my mother is in the company,you go!You:Shit,fuck,you mother is bird dipporite!
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哪位有两个人的英语对话要幽默一点的有两三分钟长就行!先谢谢了!!! -
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： Tom kis Linda, then.....Linda say: Oh, Tom, please do not!1 minute later, Linda say: Oh, Tom, Pls do..then, Oh, Tom, pls..then, Oh, Tom...Then, Oh....
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英语一分钟内的对话 -
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： Bill : What's your goal in life, Kathy? 比尔:凯茜,你的人生目标是什么?Kathy : My goal is to be rich. What about you?凯茜:我的目标就是要有钱.你的目标呢?Bill : I just want to be happy.比尔:我只想要快乐.Kathy : What?凯茜:什么?Bill :...
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给我一篇两人英语对话的幽默笑话 -
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： .两个人对话的英语笑话篇1A Woman's Answer女人的回答A husband said to his wife, ＂Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish'?＂一位丈夫对妻子说:“为什么上帝把女人创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢?”＂Well,＂ his ...
