英语小笑话+短一点爆笑
答：1、Goldfish金鱼 Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom 。Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?Stan: Blindfold（蒙眼睛）them!斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？斯丹：浴室。弗雷德：但是你想洗澡...
答：简短英语小笑话带翻译篇1 财政学的一课 Smith was the manager of a construction company and was taking bids on a new project. Thefirst bidder was a Polish company, and their representative offered to do the job for $ 400,000. "That seems reasonable," said Smith. "Can you give...
答：What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty,and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!“什么?你疯了吗?我们的房子乱糟糟的，我很久没有买过东西回来了，所有的碗碟都是脏的，还有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。”I know all that...
答：又短又好笑的英语笑话一：The cowboy without a horse A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen.He comes back into the bar, handi...
答：很短的英语小笑话就是用英语表达出来一句有意思的小笑话。例句：1、医生问病人是怎么骨折的。病人说，我觉得鞋里有沙子，就扶着电线杆抖鞋。tmd有个混蛋经过那里，以为我触电了，便抄起木棍给了我两棍子。The doctor asked the patient how the fracture happened. The patient said, I felt there ...
答：小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”“她是个卖糖果的。”Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age...
答：1、英语笑话（一） 老师在黑板上写了一句：Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。” 小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet? 老师说：Go ...
答：幽默的英语笑话短文 篇1 The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant."You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient,"For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist,or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician."The patient was amazed ...
答：一、英语幽默短笑话1：Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.Mum:There is no electricity tonight.Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on.迈克：妈妈，我想看电视。妈妈：今晚停电了。迈克：那我们就点着蜡烛看吧。二、英语幽默短笑话2 The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made,...
答：短的英语笑话带翻译一：Walking up to a department store's fabric(织物，布) counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?""Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with asmirk(假笑，傻笑) . "That's ...
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英语笑话(要简短又笑的) -
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： A teacher said to her class: ＂Who was the first man?＂ “George Washington,＂ a little boy shouted promptly. ＂How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?＂ asked the teacher, smiling indulgently. ＂Because, ＂ said ...
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急需十篇英语的笑话或故事(短一点,简单一点!)好的再追加分! -
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：[答案] The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. ＂George,how did you like your new teacher?＂ ...advertisement in the papers! Mrs.Brown:It's no use,my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人:哦, 亲爱的,我把珍爱的小...
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30字的英语笑话越短越好 -
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：[答案] 英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,...
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简短的英语小笑话 -
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： A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: ＂ you can't eat me＂老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫:“你不能吃我?”The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the deer: ＂ why ...
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谁提供一则英语小笑话,要很短的,最好附上中文 -
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： 【这是个超冷的笑话】He said to her, ＂if you don't marry me, I'll die.＂ She refused him. Sixty years later, he died.他对她说,“如果你不嫁给我,我就会死.” 她拒绝了他. 六十年以后,他死了.
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要一段英语的小笑话要一小段英语的小笑话,并且根据这个小笑话提出一两个问题,问题最好也短一点~ -
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：[答案] The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. ＂George,how did you like your new teacher?＂ asked his mother. ＂I didn't like her,Mother,because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were ...
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求简短的英语小笑话 -
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：[答案] 1,Two birls Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?Student:I cannot point out but I know the answer.Teacher:Please tell us.Student:The swal...
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英语笑话带翻译,简短些,最好三至四句话!又快又好的加15分~ -
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：[答案] TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,＂... 开车 父亲:哎呀,我刚才违规右转弯了. 苏西:没事,爸,跟在你后面的警察也这么转了. Little Robert asked his mother for tow ...
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： Big Head “All the kids make fun of me.” the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head” “Don't listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head . Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes” “Where's the shopping bag?” “I haven't got one,use your hat.
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5句英语笑话(要短点的),还要解释 -
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：[答案] 11Fine for Parking Tell me again,＂ asked the judge, ＂why you parked there?＂ The driver rose and answered respectfully(尊敬地), ＂Because, Your Honor, it said 'Fine for Parking'＂ (note: ＂fine＂ has two meanings 1) good 2) pay some money ...
