要一个英语短剧，不要童话题材，7或8个人左右，五分钟之内要说完，八年级 七年级水平的英语短剧，七八个人，不要太长也不要太难。最好能关...
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Characters: Narrator (N), Salesman(S), Dad (D), Maggie (M), Alice (A),Candy(C), Policeman (P)
Preparation:\u5b66\u6821\u5e03\u666f,\u505a\u7cd6\u679c\u7528\u684c\u53ca\u76f8\u5173\u6750\u6599\uff0c\u5c0f\u8d29\u5bb6\u5e03\u666f
Scene1\uff08At Salesman\u2019s home\uff09
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, Xu \u2026\u2026 He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I\u2019 m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular .I don\u2019t know why. The foolish students always come here. I\u2019ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money\u2026\u2026
Oops! It\u2019s time to make candies now. (\u770b\u8868)
First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour. (\u8fb9\u8bf4\u8fb9\u505a) Now press, press\u2026\u2026
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it! (\u6ee1\u4e0d\u5728\u610f\u7684\u60c5) Press, press\u2026\u2026
Oh, my god!(\u9f3b\u6d95)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it\u2019s OK, He He He\u2026\u2026
Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five\u2026\u2026\uff08\u7528\u810f\u83dc\u5200\uff09
Wow, everything is ready!
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S: Mmmm\u2026It looks dirty. Let me give you a nice coat! (\u7ed9\u5b83\u7a7f\u4e0a) Wow! Now it\u2019s so beautiful! Ha ha\u2026\u2026
C: Oh, no! Don\u2019t sell me! I\u2019m dirty! (\u62d6\u7cd6\u679c\u4e0b\u573a)
Scene2\uff08At the school gate\uff09
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie\u548cAlice \u6b22\u5feb\u5730\u8dd1\u51fa\u6821\u95e8\uff0c\u770b\u5230\u5c0f\u8d29)
(\u5c0f\u8d29\u62c9\u7740\u7cd6\u4e0a\u573a\uff0c\u5406\u559d)\uff1aCandies! Candies! Sweet candies! \u2026\u2026
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let\u2019s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don\u2019t buy me\uff01\uff08\u975e\u5e38\u7126\u6025\uff09
M&A: Why?
C: I\u2019m dirty\uff01
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (\u9762\u5411\u89c2\u4f17) Wuwuwu\u2026(\u5c0f\u8d29\u5c06\u5979\u62c9\u5728\u540e\u9762)
S: Candies! Candies!\uff08\u5f15\u8bf1\u4e24\u4e2a\u5973\u5b69\uff09
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?\uff08\u8f7b\u8511\uff09
M&A: Money?(\u5bf9\u89c6)
M: Oh, I\u2019ve no money!\uff08\u5931\u843d\u4e4b\u6781\uff09
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(\u5406\u559d\u7740\u8d70\u5f00\uff0c\u4e0b\u573a)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let\u2019s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How? \u2026 Oh, I know, let\u2019s make him happy, and he will give us money.\uff08\u81ea\u4fe1\uff09
M: Good idea! (\u5168\u90e8\u4e0b\u573a)
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A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn\u2019t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king\u2019s palace: ----\u767d\u96ea\u51fa\u573a
S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ?
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Q: I am a queen , I\u2019m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who\u2019s the most beautiful ?
M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you !
Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white .
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H: Yes, my queen
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S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please !
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S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down.
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D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food----
2\Somebody drank my water----
3\Someone is sleeping now----
4\What a beautiful girl!----
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5\How do you do?
S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white \u2026 Nice to meet you!
D:\uff08\u9f50\u8bf4\uff09Nice to meet you ,too----
6\ welcome to our house!----
7\Would you like to live here?
S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much!
D: Let\u2019s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white.
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Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who\u2019s the most beautiful?
M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!
Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!
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Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,
S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!
Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?
S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!
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Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha\u2026
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Snow white wake up, wake up\u2026
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P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!
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P\uff1aWake up ! Wake up , my queen !
S.w: Thank you for your help !
P: My pleasure !
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Characters: Narrator (N), Salesman(S), Dad (D), Maggie (M), Alice (A),Candy(C), Policeman (P)
Preparation:学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, Xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’ m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular .I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now. (看表)
First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour. (边说边做) Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it! (满不在意的情) Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK, He He He……
Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wu Wu Wu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty. Let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Ha ha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty! (拖糖果下场)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩)
(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
M&A: Money?(对视)
M: Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How? … Oh, I know, let’s make him happy, and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea! (全部下场)
英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》 （可以选择一段合适的背景音乐，效果很不错）
Wanders every five miles
焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)
焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)
太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:Every body says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my
wife is Wu Song.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender
than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
My God!Who can help me?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum?
JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and
dearest mother-in-law”.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up?
JM:Since you married my son you have be haved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken
and……
JM:But all those you have done a renotas valuable as a grandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Goandas k your
son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’m back!
LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen
to me.Look at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I’m no tinterrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And
I’ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the market.He said:“If your daughter
Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go
and tell him.(下)
L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!
(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet?
J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,as on without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice
girl,go and take her back!
J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!
Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Hey you!Stop and listent to us!
The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1 mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan zhi next month.WE can go and
rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible!
AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’ll go
with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
B:Have you got any experience?
J:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree.
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you?
L(哭状):I hurt a lot!
J:Don’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)
(音乐起 Can You Celebrate)
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绛旓細涓涓绮剧鐥呴櫌锛屾湁4涓簿绁炵梾,涓澶╀笅澶ч洦銆傛湁3涓簿绁炵梾閮借锛氬お濂戒簡锛屽彲浠ユ礂婢′簡銆傚氨閮藉嚭鍘绘礂婢′簡銆備竴涓簿绁炵梾鍧愬湪澧欒鍋风瑧銆傞櫌闀块棶浠栦綘涓轰粈涔堜笉鍘绘礂婢★紵 浠栬锛氫粬浠兘鍌伙紝閭ｆ按澶氬噳鍟婏紒鎴戠瓑姘寸儹涔庣殑銆倀here are four mental patient in a Neurosis Hospital.one day,it was raining outside,three...
绛旓細F:閫氳繃杩欎竴浜嬩欢,鎴戜滑鍙互璁よ瘑鍒,鎺屾彙涓闂ㄥ璇殑閲嶈鎬,浠ュ強閲戦挶缁欎汉绫诲甫鏉ョ殑褰卞搷銆傛槸鍚,妞呭瓙? E:鏄晩,鏄晩(E鍌诲偦鍦版嫾鍛界偣澶) C:鍞,浜哄彲鐪熸剼锠,妞呭瓙涔熻浠栦滑寮勫偦浜嗐 D:璋佽杩欐槸涓涓璇鍛⑩︹ A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die. B:get away,get ...
绛旓細D:璋佽杩欐槸涓涓璇鍛⑩︹:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.B:get away,get away,dirty man.A:sir,sir!!B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?D:yes,yes.A:...
绛旓細绗竴鍦:Little Red Riding Hood瀹禡um: (濡堝鎷跨潃涓涓绡瓙,鎶婃瀛愪笂鐨勬按鏋滄斁鍦ㄧ瀛愰噷)Little Red Riding Hood鍞辩潃姝,娆㈠揩鍦拌窇杩涙潵)Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum: (涓杈规妸姘存灉鏀惧湪绡瓙閲,蹇冧簨閲嶉噸鍦拌)Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red...
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