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1、女儿：要是生妈妈时是双胞胎，那我就有两个妈妈是吗？爸爸：不是。妈妈就一个。女儿：那另外一个咋办？2、厨房的砂锅咕嘟咕嘟，冒出奇异的香气。突然看见我家小姑娘搬出小凳子，乖乖的坐在门口，左手拿个小碗，右手拿个小勺子，满心期待。真不忍心告诉她，锅里熬的是中药。
3、弟弟今天来我家，我倒了杯温水，对4岁多的儿子说：去，给你舅舅端杯水。他端着杯子送到弟弟手里送，不小心把水洒弟弟裤子上了。。。清理完后，我对他说：水太少了，在倒点去。然后他把剩下半杯水也倒在他舅舅裤子上了。。。
4、因为婚姻老大难，家里人都看我不顺眼，每天横挑鼻子竖挑眼，忍无可忍就要离家出走。小侄子抱着我大腿，哭着说：“二叔你不能走！！！！！！你走了，他们没人骂，就该骂我了！！！”
5、妹妹在唱小兔子乖乖，到最后一句，她唱的是：不开不开我不开，妈妈没回来，回来也不开～然后我问她：为什么妈妈回来也不开呢？她：你是不是傻，妈妈有钥匙呀！
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