初中二人英语小短剧，要好笑一点，时间在3~5分。急！！！！ 英语小短剧 短一点5 6人
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\u5927\u81e3\uff081\uff09: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince-dancing ball. This night, our worshipful Prince Edward\uff08\u8fd9\u65f6\uff0c\u738b\u5b50\u8d70\u4e86\u51fa\u6765\uff0c\u5411\u6240\u6709\u6765\u5bbe\u97a0\u8eac\uff09will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen .Now, young girls, come to the front, please! \uff08\u5973\u5b69\u5b50\u4eec\u8d70\u4e0a\u524d\uff09 \u5927\u81e3\uff082\uff09\uff1a\uff08\u5c06\u5934\u8f6c\u5411\u738b\u5b50\uff09Highness\uff0chow are they? Which one do you like? \u738b\u5b50: \uff08\u76b1\u8d77\u7709\u5934\uff09Mmm\u2026I don\u2019t think they are\u2026 (Cinderella suddenly comes in) \u5927\u81e3\u4eec: \uff08\u60ca\u53f9\uff09Wow! How beautiful THAT girl is! \uff08\u4f17\u6765\u5bbe\u60ca\u6050\u5730\u56de\u8fc7\u5934\uff09 \u65c1\u767d\uff1aShe's like a fairy. She's like an Angel. She's so lovely. She's like a princess. How pretty Cinderella is! \u738b\u5b50:(\u8d70\u4e0a\u524d\uff0c\u97a0\u8eac) Pretty lady, may I be honored to dance with you? \u7070\u59d1\u5a18: I'd love to.\uff08\u63e1\u4f4f\u738b\u5b50\u7684\u624b\uff0c\u5f00\u59cb\u8df3\u821e\uff09 (Music and dance) \u65c1\u767d:Beautiful Cinderella and handsome Prince Edward are dancing. They fall in love.
(12\u70b9\u7684\u949f\u58f0\u731b\u7136\u6572\u54cd\u4e86,\u6572\u4e866\u4e0b) \u7070\u59d1\u5a18: Oh, it's time to go back. I must go now. I am sorry that I cannot dance with you any more, sir! \u738b\u5b50: Wait, miss, please wait! \uff08\u8ffd\u4e0a\u53bb\uff09 \u7070\u59d1\u5a18\uff1a(\u6025\u5fd9\u5730\u8dd1\uff0c\u6389\u4e86\u4e00\u53ea\u978b)Good bye, sir! \u738b\u5b50: (\u62ff\u8d77\u978b)Pretty lady! Why are you leaving? I must find you!! Soldiers!\uff01 \u58eb\u5175\u4eec: Yes!! \u738b\u5b50: Take this shoe to every house and let all the young girls have a try tomorrow morning. You must find the girl for me. FAST! \u58eb\u5175\u4eec: Yes, highness! \u7b2c\u56db\u573a\u5e03\u666f\uff1a\u7070\u59d1\u5a18\u5bb6\u7684\u82b1\u56ed\u4e2d
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\u9e3d\u5b50: Cinderella, don\u2019t you know? The man who danced with you was PRINCE EDWARD!! \uff08\u732b\u548c\u53d8\u56de\u539f\u6837\u7684\u72d7\u70b9\u5934\u9644\u548c\uff09
\u7070\u59d1\u5a18:REALLY?? My goodness!! \uff08\u6342\u4f4f\u5634\u5df4\uff0c\u4e0d\u6562\u76f8\u4fe1\u7684\u6837\u5b50\uff09 Oops, I am sorry\u2026I haven\u2019t done the housework! Mum, Helen and Jenny will back soon! They will be angry! See you soon, buddies! \uff08\u54fc\u7740\u5c0f\u66f2\u8df3\u8d70\u4e86\uff09 \u7b2c\u4e94\u573a\u5e03\u666f\uff1a\u7070\u59d1\u5a18\u5bb6
\uff08\u58eb\u5175\u6572\u95e8\uff09 \u58eb\u5175\uff083\uff09:Good morning, madam.
\u540e\u5988: Good morning. What\u2019s the matter, sir? \u58eb\u5175: Are there any young girls in this house, madam? \u58eb\u5175\uff082\uff09: The pretty lady lost her shoe in the palace. \u58eb\u5175\uff083\uff09: The prince wanted to find her and marry her. \u540e\u5988:\uff08\u7b11\u7740\u8bf4\uff09Of course, sir, wait a minute!\uff08\u5f80\u8eab\u540e\u62db\u62db\u624b\uff0c\u8ba9\u5973\u513f\uff081\uff09\u8fc7\u6765\uff09
\u540e\u5988\u5973\u513f\uff081\uff09: \uff08\u6025\u6025\u5fd9\u5fd9\u8dd1\u4e0a\u524d\uff09Let me try. The shoe is mine.\uff08\u8bf4\u7740\u628a\u811a\u4f38\u8fdb\u978b\u5b50\uff09 \u58eb\u5175: No, It's not yours. It's too small for you.\uff08\u628a\u978b\u5b50\u62ff\u5f00\uff09 \u540e\u5988\u5973\u513f\uff082\uff09: \uff08\u8df3\u7740\u5927\u558a\uff09It's mine. I AM the queen. Let me try it.\uff08\u8bf4\u7740\u628a\u811a\u4f38\u8fdb\u978b\u5b50\uff09 \u58eb\u5175\uff082\uff09: No, it's not yours; it's too big for you.\uff08\u518d\u6b21\u628a\u978b\u5b50\u62ff\u5f00\uff09 \u540e\u5988: Hey, sir, maybe it's mine. Let me have a try. \uff08\u6025\u5fd9\u60f3\u8981\u53bb\u7a7f\u978b\u5b50\uff09 \u58eb\u5175\uff083\uff09:\uff08\u9a6c\u4e0a\u628a\u978b\u5b50\u62ff\u8d70\uff09Oh, please, it couldn't be YOURS. Are there any other girls in this house? \u7070\u59d1\u5a18: Good morning, gentlemen, may I try it? \uff08\u6b3e\u6b3e\u8d70\u6765\uff09 \u540e\u5988 :You? That\u2019s impossible! \uff08\u5927\u558a\u7740\uff0c\u505a\u51fa\u201c\u5feb\u6eda\u201d\u7684\u624b\u52bf\uff09 \u540e\u5988\u5973\u513f\uff081\uff09: Look at yourself, PLEASE! \uff08\u8ba5\u7b11\uff09 \u540e\u5988\u5973\u513f\uff082\uff09: So dirty and so ugly! Please not to waste the solders\u2019 time! \uff08\u8bbd\u523a\uff09 \u58eb\u5175: Oh, ladies, let her try! Prince Edward said that all the young girls should have a try. Here, young girl, try it on, please! \uff08\u9001\u4e0a\u978b\uff09 \u7070\u59d1\u5a18:\uff08\u8f7b\u8f7b\u628a\u811a\u4f38\u8fdb\u53bb\uff09Thank you! (\u8bd5\u978b,\u6b63\u597d\u5408\u9002) \u540e\u5988\u548c\u4e24\u4e2a\u5973\u513f\uff1aIt couldn\u2019t be Cinderella! It couldn\u2019t be!! Maybe there\u2019s something wrong, sir! \uff08\u75af\u4e86\u4e00\u6837\u5927\u53eb\uff09
Nose: Me, quit it!
Ears: I ah, home leave, please!
Eyes: Me, transferred!
Head: how you? How can you?
Nose: You say my nose, what is hard Well, I fall? Ah? Your head is acting by side, and you have toward that mouth.
Head: how do I toward him now?
Nose: Hey! What get some good food, drink, and what poultry meat, delicacies, children orange soda, cream popsicle, you plug it all mouth head it!
Mouth: Nonsense! You have to cold, to cold, breathing child that I have wore it for you.
Eyes: Do not say it! You two popular, smell spicy, I watched helplessly thing I do not ah?
Ears: Right! I can still see it?
Head: Enough! What is it you guys did here first.
Nose: This is a good thing, all fall on the mouth it!
Mouth: Enough! I saw you light popular, spicy drink it! You who give birth to a disaster, trouble a disease, drink grievances, eating pills, incomplete head plug my mouth now? What did I say?
Ears: Yeah, this earrings also tie my ears too!
Mouth: Yes, ah! Tie your ears hurt you, my mouth had to blanket way to go.
Eyes: Yes, ah, you have a grin, which I had to squeeze tears.
Nose: It made my nose straight acid, whom I bother you?
Mouth: make do with it.
Nose: I ask you, when you smoke, smoke that hit me why do you go inside the nose?
Mouth: Nonsense! You have the cravings, I'm not looking for smoke you receive money?
Nose: I received tobacco money?
Mouth: ah.
Nose: I do not want you to road maintenance?
Mouth: the head, I am for you advice.
Head: for I have opinions?
Mouth: Hey.
Head: how you?
Mouth: How can you put my mouth on the bottom?
Head: Yes, ah, the original design of it then to the.
Mouth: you have to increase my position.
Head: Do not say it! Why do you? Full-length features on top of my head, had to listen to me! Features different division of labor, have mutual support, mutual help and unity to dry out the points thing Come
Whose Fault
英语话剧剧本
Cast
Mr. Green
Miss Blue
Police
Nurse
Doctor
Daughter
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Scene I
(Green Garden St.)
(During the rush hours, when the street is crowded , Mr. Green is driving past the red light , unexpectedly a car accident happens... Two people came out of their cars angrily...)
Miss Blue: Oh! It's you, Mr. Green... Do you know how to drive your car?
Mr. Green: You see that I was driving across the road! Wow! There is a dent on my beloved BENZ.
Miss Blue: My BMW has got a dent too, you should compensate me.
(While they are quarrelling, later on, the police comes.)
Police: What's happened?
Mr. Green: She has bumped into my car!
Miss Blue: No! It is himself that drove past the red light...
(Quarrel again ...)
Police: Has any one been injured?
Mr. Green: I feel headache , foot ache , ache very much.
Miss Blue: I ache all over too.
(Both of them mourn painfully...)
Police: Then I'll call an ambulance (O-E-O-E ...).
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Scene II
(Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency)
(Ambulance sends them to the hospital)
Nurse: Who is injured?
(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...)
Nurse: What's your name, Mr.?
Mr. Green: Call me DPP Green.
Nurse: (Unhappy facial expression) Oh! Go to the corner and sit there.
Mr. Green: But ... (nurse interrupts)
Nurse: Go! Don't speak any words.....what's your name, Miss?
Miss Blue: My name is KMT Blue.
Nurse: (gentle and smiles) Oh, Miss this side, please. Would you tell me how you are feeling?
Miss Blue: Oh! I ache all over...
Nurse: OK! I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while.
(Mr. Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected)
Mr. Green: Nurse, I...I feel...
Nurse: Wait there, didn't you hear me?
(Mr. Green goes back helplessly, the doctor comes over at this moment...)
Nurse: The young lady called KMT Blue...KMT Blue.
Doctor: Ok! I see... How are you, Miss?
Miss Blue: I got an car accident and I ache all over...
Doctor: (Check) It's ok...don't worry about it. I'll give you some medicine. You'll get well soon......
Miss Blue: Thank you, doctor..
(Miss Blue leaves.)
Doctor: Next one. (Mr. Green comes in and Dr. reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green!
Mr. Green: Yeah! Any problem with that ?
Doctor: Hmm...(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)? What's wrong with you?
Mr. Green: I ache all over-headache, toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) ...
Doctor: I... I... I see, Miss Lin – give Mr. Green an injection...
Mr. Green: What? An injection?
(Nurse takes out the syringe)
Nurse: Where do you want to inject?
(Mr. Green is frightened and shivering ...)
Mr. Green: Well, doctor ...that ...I do not ache anymore, I...I want to leave.
Nurse: Wait! Don't go...
(Nurse pulls Mr. Green and forces him to enter the injection room)
Mr. Green: Wow! ...... That hurts!
(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room, but Mr. Green leaves in terrible pain.)
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Scene III
(Taiwan House)
(Both of them come back home, then open the door and go into the house at the same time...)
Daughter: Dad ...Mom ...What happened to both of you? Dad, you look pale. Mom, you look terrible, too.
Mr. Green: I would not be like this if not for your mother...
Miss Blue: What! That is your father's fault and he blames me impudently for...
(Daughter is cold and shrugs–then watching TV)
Daughter: Oh! I understand it. Even since the Presidential Election, there's no peace in our home.
(Both of them are still quarrelling
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