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侯大师搭档郭启儒先生给的上联是“九江八河主”。
去求过水的人都知道，这是普通龙王庙前常见的对联，下联是“五湖四海神”。虽然通俗，不失为佳对。
如果只讲对仗，一个字一个字地对呢？
侯大师给出的答案是：
九（酒）对 葱，都是辣东西。
江（姜）队 蒜，都是调味料。
八 对 一， 都是数字。
河 对 锅， 都是盛水的。
主（煮）对 熬，都是烹调手法。
于是，好好一幅尽人皆知的佳对就变成了：
上联：九江八河主
下联：葱蒜一锅熬
赵振铎的《对对联》也是这么说的，这个有音频挺多的
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