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甲：相声是一门语言艺术，
乙：对
甲：相声演员讲究的是说学逗唱，这相声演员啊！最擅长说长笑话，短笑话，俏皮话，反正话。
乙：这是相声演员的基本功啊
甲：相声 演员啊，脑子得聪明。灵机一动马上通过嘴就要说出来，
乙：对对对对
甲：嘴皮子也要利索
乙：是啊
甲：像您这个
乙：我特别合适
甲：什么合适啊，这嘴唇，像鞋低子似的！
乙：有那么厚嘴唇子吗？
甲：像你这嘴说相声不合适，
乙：谁不合适啊，告诉你，脑袋聪明
甲：是啊
乙：嘴皮子利落，
甲：你啊
乙：说什么都行！
甲：你别吹，我当着个位老师和同许我来考考你，咱们来一段反正话
乙：什么叫做反正话呢？
甲：就是我说一句话，你把这句话翻过来再说一遍，能说上来就算你聪明！
乙：咱们可以试试
甲：说来就来，我的桌子
乙：。。。。。。
甲：我的桌子
乙：我的桌子
甲：唉，你怎么这么笨啊，我说我的桌子，你就要说我得子桌
乙：哦，我明白了
甲：明白啦！下面我们开始。从头说到脚！看你反映怎么样啊！
乙：没问题！
甲：我脑袋
乙：我呆脑，我呆头呆脑的啊！
甲：我脑门子，
乙：我没脑子！
甲：我眼眉
乙：我没眼！
甲：我眼珠
乙：我猪眼，不像话啊！
甲：我鼻子
乙：我子鼻
甲：我鼻梁子
乙：我量鼻子， 我量他干吗啊！
甲：我觜！
乙：。。。。。。 我咬你！
甲：咬我干什么啊！
乙：这一个字的怎么翻啊！
甲：那依您的意思呢?
乙：得说字儿多的
甲：哦，字多一点，好了！我觜里又牙
乙：我牙里又觜，我成妖怪了！你换的词儿行不行啊，
甲：不说这个啊？咱们报一回小说人物！
乙：哪不小说呢?
甲：咱们就报一回《西游记》里得人名。
乙：您来吧！
甲：我是唐三奘
乙：我是奘三唐
甲：我是猪八戒
乙：我是戒八猪
甲：我是沙和尚
乙：我是和尚三，我怎么又成三个和尚了！
甲：我是孙猴子
乙：我是猴孙子！你说点好的！
甲：点好的，咱俩逛逛花园，报报花名
乙：逛花园？那好啊
甲：可在逛花园之前我有一个要求，
乙：什么要求！
甲：速度要比刚才快一点另外要带上动作。
乙：带动作我会啊，是这样吗（参着甲，像恋人一样在舞台上走一圈）
甲：什么啊！我是说在逛花园的时候要用这两个手指头指着自己的鼻子，得美一点，得这样（动作），会吗？
乙：没问题，我这人最会美了！
甲：那咱们现在开始啊
乙：好
甲：我逛花园
乙：我花园逛
甲：我是牡丹花
乙：我是花牡丹
甲：我是芍药花
乙：我是花芍药
甲：我是茉莉花
乙：我是花茉莉
甲：我是狗尾巴花
乙：我是花尾巴狗
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