初一上册的英语小故事,笑话也可以,100词左右。 英语小笑话100词左右带翻译

\u82f1\u8bed\u5c0f\u7b11\u8bdd\u5e26\u7ffb\u8bd1100\u8bcd\u521d\u4e00

Violin Lessons
"Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?" young Sarah asked her father. She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased.
"You cost me a lot of money, Sarah," he said. "First you wanted to learn horse riding, then dancing, then swimming. Now it's the violin.
"I'll play every day, Daddy." Sarah said. "I'll try very hard.
"All right," her father said. "This is what I'll do. I'll pay for you to have lessons for six weeks. At the end of six weeks you must play something for me. If you play well, you can have more lessons. If you play badly, I will stop the lessons."
"0. K. Daddy," Sarah said. "That is fair.
He soon found a good violin teacher and Sarah began her lessons. The teacher was very expensive, but her father kept his promise.
The six weeks passed quickly. The time came for Sarah to play for her father.
She went to the living room and said, "I'm ready to play for you, Daddy.
"Fine, Sarah," her father said. "Begin.
She began to play. She played very badly. She made a terrible noise.
Her father had one of his friends with him, and the friend put his hands over his ears.
When Sarah finished, her father said, "Well done, Sarah. You can have more lessons."
Sarah ran happily out of the room. Her father's friend turned to him. "You've spent a lot of money, but she still plays very badly. he said.
"Well, that's true," her father said. "But since she started learning the violin I've been able to buy five apartments in this build very cheaply. In another six weeks I'll own the whole building!"







\u5c0f\u63d0\u7434\u8bfe
\u201c\u7238\u7238\uff0c\u6211\u80fd\u5b66\u62c9\u5c0f\u63d0\u7434\u5417\uff1f\u201d\u5c0f\u838e\u62c9\u95ee\u5979\u7684\u7236\u4eb2\u3002\u5979\u603b\u662f\u8981\u4e1c\u897f\uff0c\u56e0\u6b64\u5979\u7238\u7238\u5f88\u4e0d\u9ad8\u5174\u3002
\u201c\u4f60\u82b1\u4e86\u6211\u5f88\u591a\u94b1\uff0c\u838e\u62c9\uff0c\u201d\u4ed6\u8bf4\uff0c\u201c\u5f00\u59cb\u4f60\u60f3\u5b66\u9a91\u9a6c\uff0c\u7136\u540e\u60f3\u5b66\u8df3\u821e\uff0c\u7136\u540e\u662f\u6e38\u6cf3\u3002\u73b0\u5728\u53c8\u60f3\u5b66\u62c9\u5c0f\u63d0\u7434\u3002\u201d
\u201c\u6211\u4f1a\u6bcf\u5929\u90fd\u62c9\u7684\uff0c\u7238\u7238\uff0c\u201d\u838e\u62c9\u8bf4\uff0c\u201c\u6211\u4f1a\u8ba4\u771f\u7ec3\u7684\u3002\u201d
\u201c\u597d\u5427\uff0c\u201d\u5979\u7238\u7238\u8bf4\u3002\u201c\u4e0b\u9762\u662f\u6211\u8981\u505a\u7684\uff1a\u6211\u4f1a\u4e3a\u4f60\u4ed8\u516d\u4e2a\u661f\u671f\u7684\u5c0f\u63d0\u7434\u8bfe\u7684\u94b1\uff0c\u516d\u4e2a\u661f\u671f\u540e\u4f60\u5fc5\u987b\u62c9\u9996\u66f2\u5b50\u7ed9\u6211\u542c\u3002\u5982\u679c\u4f60\u62c9\u5f97\u5f88\u597d\uff0c\u4f60\u53ef\u4ee5\u7ee7\u7eed\u4e0a\u5c0f\u63d0\u7434\u8bfe\uff0c\u8981\u662f\u4f60\u62c9\u5f97\u5f88\u5dee\uff0c\u4f60\u5c31\u4e0d\u8981\u518d\u5b66\u4e86\u3002\u201d
\u201c\u884c\u3002\u7238\u7238\uff0c\u201d\u838e\u62c9\u8bf4\uff0c\u201c\u8fd9\u5f88\u516c\u5e73\u3002\u201d
\u4ed6\u5f88\u5feb\u5c31\u627e\u5230\u4e86\u4e00\u4e2a\u597d\u7684\u5c0f\u63d0\u7434\u8001\u5e08\uff0c\u838e\u62c9\u5c31\u5f00\u59cb\u5b66\u62c9\u63d0\u7434\u4e86\u3002\u5c3d\u7ba1\u5b66\u8d39\u5f88\u9ad8\uff0c\u4f46\u5979\u7238\u7238\u9075\u5b88\u4e86\u8bfa\u8a00\u3002
\u516d\u4e2a\u661f\u671f\u5f88\u5feb\u5c31\u8fc7\u53bb\u4e86\u3002\u8be5\u838e\u62c9\u62c9\u63d0\u7434\u7ed9\u7238\u7238\u542c\u4e86\u3002
\u5979\u8d70\u8fdb\u8d77\u5c45\u5ba4\u8bf4\uff1a\u201c\u6211\u51c6\u5907\u597d\u62c9\u63d0\u7434\u7ed9\u4f60\u542c\u4e86\u3002\u201d
\u201c\u597d\u54c7\uff0c\u838e\u62c9\uff0c\u201d\u5979\u7238\u7238\u8bf4\u3002\u201c\u5f00\u59cb\u5427\u3002\u201d
\u5979\u5f00\u59cb\u62c9\u4e86\u3002\u5979\u62c9\u5f97\u5f88\u5dee\uff0c\u53d1\u51fa\u4e86\u53ef\u6015\u7684\u55d3\u97f3\u3002\u5979\u7238\u7238\u8eab\u65c1\u6709\u4f4d\u670b\u53cb\uff0c\u670b\u53cb\u7528\u624b\u6342\u7740\u8033\u6735\u3002
\u838e\u62c9\u62c9\u5b8c\u4e00\u66f2\uff0c\u5979\u7236\u4eb2\u8bf4\uff1a\u201c\u62c9\u5f97\u597d\uff0c\u838e\u62c9\u3002\u4f60\u53ef\u4ee5\u7ee7\u7eed\u5b66\u7434\u4e86\u3002\u201d
\u838e\u62c9\u9ad8\u5174\u5730\u8dd1\u51fa\u95e8\u53bb\u3002\u5979\u7236\u4eb2\u7684\u670b\u53cb\u5bf9\u4ed6\u8bf4\uff1a\u201c\u4f60\u5df2\u7ecf\u82b1\u4e86\u4e0d\u5c11\u94b1\u4e86\uff0c\u4f46\u5979\u8fd8\u662f\u62c9\u5f97\u5f88\u5dee\u3002\u201d
\u201c\u5662\uff0c\u7684\u786e\u5982\u6b64\uff0c\u201d\u5979\u7238\u7238\u8bf4\uff0c\u201c\u4f46\u81ea\u4ece\u5979\u5f00\u59cb\u5b66\u5c0f\u63d0\u7434\uff0c\u6211\u5c31\u53ef\u4ee5\u5f88\u4fbf\u5b9c\u5730\u4e70\u4e0b\u8fd9\u5e62\u697c\u7684\u4e94\u4e2a\u516c\u5bd3\u3002\u518d\u8fc7\u516d\u5468\uff0c\u6211\u5c31\u53ef\u4ee5\u62e5\u6709\u6574\u5e62\u697c\u5566\uff01\u201d
\u5e0c\u671b\u91c7\u7eb3\uff01

\u82f1\u8bed\u7b11\u8bdd\uff08\u4e00\uff09
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
\u7334\u5b50\u4f1a\u548c\u8df3\u86a4\u6709\u4ec0\u4e48\u4e0d\u540c\u5462?\u4f60\u53ef\u80fd\u4f1a\u76f4\u63a5\u7684\u60f3\u5230\u5b83\u4eec\u4fe9\u662f\u4e00\u5927\u4e00\u5c0f.\u4f46\u9664\u6b64\u4e4b\u5916\u5462,\u90a3\u5c31\u662f\u7334\u5b50\u8eab\u4e0a\u53ef\u4ee5\u957f\u8df3\u86a4,\u800c\u8df3\u86a4\u8eab\u4e0a\u5374\u4e0d\u80fd\u6709\u7334\u5b50.\u8fd9\u4e2a\u7b54\u6848\u5f88\u6709\u610f\u601d\u5427?
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
\u5982\u679c\u4f60\u8e29\u4e86\u519c\u592b\u7684\u7389\u7c73\u6216\u662f\u8c37\u7269,\u4ed6\u80af\u5b9a\u4f1a\u751f\u6c14\u7684\uff1b\u800c\u5982\u679c\u4f60\u8e29\u4e86\u519c\u592b\u811a\u5e95\u7684\u9e21\u773c,\u4ed6\u4f1a\u66f4\u751f\u6c14.Corn\u65e2\u53ef\u4ee5\u8868\u793a\u201c\u7389\u7c73/\u8c37\u7269\u201d,\u4e5f\u6709\u201c\u9e21\u773c\u201d\u7684\u610f\u601d.
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
\u56e0\u4e3asnail\uff08\u8717\u725b\uff09\u7684\u540e\u80cc\u4e0a\u603b\u662f\u80cc\u7740\u4e00\u6240\u623f\u5b50,\u6240\u4ee5\u8bf4\u8717\u725b\u662f\u4e16\u754c\u4e0a\u6700\u5f3a\u58ee\u7684\u751f\u7269\u662f\u4e0d\u8db3\u4e3a\u5947\u7684.\u4f60\u8bf4\u5462?
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A: They make faces all day.
\u4e00\u770b\u5230make faces\u8fd9\u4e2a\u77ed\u8bed,\u4f60\u53ef\u5343\u4e07\u522b\u4ee5\u4e3a\u662f\u5728\u949f\u8868\u5382\u5de5\u4f5c\u7684\u4eba\u6574\u5929\u90fd\u505a\u9b3c\u8138\u5440!\u56e0\u4e3a\u9664\u4e86\u8fd9\u4e2a\u610f\u601d\u4ee5\u5916,\u5b83\u8fd8\u53ef\u4ee5\u4ece\u5b57\u9762\u4e0a\u89e3\u91ca\u4e3a\u5236\u9020\u949f\u9762.
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.
\u600e\u6837\u624d\u80fd\u4e0d\u8ba9\u68a6\u6e38\u8005\uff08sleepwalker\uff09\u68a6\u6e38\uff08walk in his sleep\uff09\u5462?\u6700\u7b80\u5355\u7684\u65b9\u6cd5\u5c31\u662f\u4e0d\u8ba9\u4ed6\u7761\u89c9.\u867d\u7136\u8fd9\u4e0d\u662f\u6cbb\u7597\u65b9\u6cd5,\u4f46\u5982\u679c\u8ba9\u68a6\u6e38\u8005\u9192\u7740\u5462,\u4ed6\u7684\u786e\u5c31\u4e0d\u4f1a\u53bb\u68a6\u6e38\u4e86.
\u82f1\u8bed\u7b11\u8bdd\uff08\u4e8c\uff09
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
\u4ed6\u771f\u662f\u4e00\u4e2a\u5927\u4eba\u7269
-- \u6211\u53d4\u53d4\u4e0b\u9762\u67091000\u4e2a\u4eba.
-- \u4ed6\u771f\u662f\u4e00\u4e2a\u5927\u4eba\u7269.\u5e72\u4ec0\u4e48\u7684?
-- \u5893\u5730\u5b88\u5893\u4eba.
\u82f1\u8bed\u7b11\u8bdd\uff08\u4e09\uff09
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
\u5b83\u4eec\u662f\u4ece\u7f8e\u56fd\u76f4\u63a5\u5e26\u6765\u7684
\u4e00\u4f4d\u4e2d\u56fd\u8001\u5987\u4eba\u5728\u7f8e\u56fd\u770b\u671b\u5973\u513f\u56de\u6765\u4e0d\u4e45,\u5230\u4e00\u5bb6\u5e02\u94f6\u884c\u5b58\u5973\u513f\u9001\u7ed9\u5979\u7684\u7f8e\u5143.\u5728\u94f6\u884c\u67dc\u53f0,\u94f6\u884c\u804c\u5458\u8ba4\u771f\u68c0\u67e5\u4e86\u6bcf\u4e00\u5f20\u949e\u7968,\u770b\u662f\u5426\u6709\u5047.
\u8fd9\u79cd\u505a\u6cd5\u8ba9\u8001\u5987\u4eba\u5f88\u4e0d\u8010\u70e6,\u6700\u540e\u5b9e\u5728\u5fcd\u8010\u4e0d\u4f4f\u8bf4\uff1a\u201c\u76f8\u4fe1\u6211,\u5148\u751f,\u4e5f\u8bf7\u4f60\u76f8\u4fe1\u8fd9\u4e9b\u949e\u7968.\u8fd9\u90fd\u662f\u771f\u6b63\u7684\u7f8e\u5143,\u5b83\u4eec\u662f\u4ece\u7f8e\u56fd\u76f4\u63a5\u5e26\u6765\u7684.\u201d
\u82f1\u8bed\u7b11\u8bdd\uff08\u56db\uff09my little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
\u6211\u7684\u72d7\u4e0d\u8bc6\u5b57
\u5e03\u6717\u592b\u4eba\uff1a\u54e6\uff0c\u4eb2\u7231\u7684\uff0c\u6211\u7684\u5c0f\u72d7\u4e22\u4e86\uff01
\u53f2\u7c73\u65af\u592b\u4eba\uff1a\u53ef\u662f\u4f60\u8be5\u5728\u62a5\u7eb8\u4e0a\u767b\u5e7f\u544a\uff01
\u5e03\u6717\u592b\u4eba\uff1a\u6ca1\u6709\u7528\u7684\uff0c\u6211\u7684\u5c0f\u72d7\u4e0d\u8bfb\u3002

(一)

Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

它们是从美国直接带来的

一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久,到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台,银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票,看是否有假。

这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦,最后实在忍耐不住说:“相信我,先生,也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元,它们是从美国直接带来的。”
(二)

A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult."

Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."

At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"

(三)The Rain

A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard. They did not have their umbrella with them, and there was nowhere to hide from the rain, so they were soon very wet, and the small boy did not feel very happy.
For a long time while they were walking home through the rain, the boy was thinking. Then at last he turned to his father and said to him,“Why does it rain, Father? It isn't very nice, is it?”
“No, it isn't very nice, but it's very useful,Tom,”answered his father.“It rains to make the fruit and the vegetables grow for us, and to make the grass grow for the cows and sheep.”
Tom thought about this for a few seconds, and then he said,“Then,why does it rain on the road too, Father?”

1.Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.
“You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
“She is the one who sells the candy.”1.[好孩子]
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的。”

1 。
—What's your coat made of?
—I don't know.
—Let me see your coat.Oh,it's good. Don't you konw what it's made of.
—No,l don't know.
—Now let me ask you in another way.What can we get from a sheep?
—Wool.
—That's right. Then what's your coat made of?
—My father's old coat.
2. Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".
3.“I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”

“Twenty d ollars! Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”

“Yes ,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”

“对不起,夫人,为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”

“20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元。”

“是的,但是你的孩子大喊大叫,把另外四个病人吓跑了。”

a man can only understand a little english,
one day,he was stay at home ,
suddenly,he heard someone shouted loudly"watch out!"
then zhe man look out of the window ,and then the other man pull the water down to his head

  • 鍒濅竴姘村钩鐨勮嫳璇皬绗戣瘽:鑻辫灏忕瑧璇
    绛旓細鍒濅竴姘村钩鐨勮嫳璇皬绗戣瘽绡1 鏈鍠滄鍝楦 In class, the teacher showed pictures of various birds.璇惧爞涓婏紝鑰佸笀鍦ㄥ睍绀哄悇绉嶅悇鏍烽笩鐨勫浘鐗囥俆hen he asked, "What kinds of bird do you like best, Jack?"鐒跺悗浠栭棶:"鏉板厠锛屼綘鏈鍠滄鍝楦?"Jack answered, "Fried chicken, sir."鏉板厠鍥炵瓟璇:"鑰佸笀...
  • 鑻辫灏忕瑧璇濆甫缈昏瘧銆愬叧浜鍒濅竴鑻辫灏忕瑧璇甯︾炕璇戙
    绛旓細鏍″洯閲屾祦浼犵潃杩欐牱鐨鏁呬簨锛氫竴涓鐢熶竴娆$粰鐖舵瘝鎷嶄簡涓浠界數鎶ワ紝涓婇潰鍐欑潃锛“濡堝-鎴戞墍鏈夊姛璇鹃兘涓嶅強鏍硷紝琚鏍″紑闄ゃ傝鐖哥埜鍋氬ソ鍑嗗銆” 涓ゅぉ浠ュ悗锛屼粬鏀跺埌浜嗗洖鐢碉細“鐖哥埜宸插噯澶囧ソ銆備綘鑷繁鍋氬ソ鍑嗗鍚!”鍏充簬鍒濅竴鑻辫灏忕瑧璇甯︾炕璇戯細鍩烘湰鍘熷垯 One of my favorite teachers at Southeast...
  • 20绡囩煭鐗鑻辨枃灏忕瑧璇(鍒濅竴姘村钩)
    绛旓細20绡囩煭鐗鑻辨枃灏忕瑧璇(鍒濅竴姘村钩)  鎴戞潵绛 2涓洖绛 #鐑# 璇ヤ笉璇ヨ瀛╁瓙寰堟棭瀛︿範浜烘儏涓栨晠?zly1221b 鎺ㄨ崘浜2018-11-29 路 TA鑾峰緱瓒呰繃1611涓禐 鐭ラ亾灏忔湁寤烘爲绛斾富 鍥炵瓟閲:375 閲囩撼鐜:0% 甯姪鐨勪汉:416涓 鎴戜篃鍘荤瓟棰樿闂釜浜洪〉 鍏虫敞 灞曞紑鍏ㄩ儴 1.Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, ...
  • ...鑻辫璇惧墠涓夊垎閽熺殑婕旇绋 鎴栬呬竴浜灏忔晠浜銆绗戣瘽涔琛 鍒濅竴姘村钩 (甯...
    绛旓細濡傛灉浣犺俯浜嗗啘澶殑鐜夌背鎴栨槸璋风墿锛屼粬鑲畾浼氱敓姘旂殑锛涜屽鏋滀綘韪╀簡鍐滃か鑴氬簳鐨勯浮鐪硷紝浠栦細鏇寸敓姘斻侰orn鏃㈠彲浠ヨ〃绀衡滅帀绫/璋风墿鈥濓紝涔熸湁鈥滈浮鐪尖濈殑鎰忔濄俀: Which is the strongest creature in the world?A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.鍥犱负snail锛堣湕鐗涳級鐨勫悗鑳屼笂鎬绘槸鑳岀潃涓鎵鎴垮瓙锛...
  • (鍒濅竴姘村钩,鐢熻瘝瓒婂皯瓒婂ソ)姹傚ソ绗鐨勮嫳璇晠浜.甯︾炕璇戠殑,涓鍒颁袱鍒嗛挓...
    绛旓細涓や釜娓稿姝e湪寮杞︾┛杩囧▉鏂悍鏄熷窞銆傚綋浠栦滑杩涘叆Oconomowoc,浠栦滑寮濮嬩簤璁虹殑鍙戦煶鍩庨晣鐨勫悕瀛椼備粬浠京瑙i亾,鐩村埌瀹冧滑鍋滄鏉ュ洖鍚冨崍楗傚綋浠栦滑绔欏湪鏌滃彴,涓涓父瀹㈤棶鍛樺伐:鈥滀互鍓嶆垜浠璐,璇锋偍涓烘垜浠В鍐充簤璁哄悧?璇疯寰堟參鈥︽垜浠湪鍝効?鈥濊繖浣嶉噾鍙戝コ閮庝刊韬湪鏌滃彴涓,璇:鈥淏urrrrrr gerrrrrr Kiiiing銆傗漵tory day by day ...
  • 姣旇緝绠鐭鐨勮嫳璇骞介粯灏忔晠浜,鍒濅竴鐨勯傚悎鍙傚姞鑻辫澶ц禌鐨,鏈濂介檮涓婄炕璇,璋...
    绛旓細" "She is the one who sells the candy." A Good Boy 缈昏瘧锛 灏忕綏浼壒鍚戝濡堣涓ゅ垎閽便 鈥滄槰澶╃粰浣犵殑閽卞共浠涔堜簡鈥 濂藉瀛 鈥滄垜缁欎簡涓涓彲鎬滅殑鑰佸お濠鈥濅粬鍥炵瓟璇淬 鈥滀綘鐪熸槸涓ソ瀛╁瓙鈥濆濡堥獎鍌插湴璇粹滃啀缁欎綘涓ゅ垎閽便傚彲浣犱负浠涔堝閭d綅鑰佸お澶偅涔堟劅鍏磋叮鍛&...
  • 鎬ユ眰涓涓鍒濅竴绾у埆鐨勮嫳璇骞介粯灏忔晠浜,瑕佹眰3浜烘潵璁茬殑,鏈濂芥瘡涓汉3-5...
    绛旓細浜虹墿锛歍om锛孞ack 鍜 forune teller锛侀暅澶翠竴:Jack锛歍om锛寃ho do you think the man with a yellow straw hat on the stool in front of the palm trees锛烼om锛欼 guess he must be a fortune teller.Jack锛欰re you sure?Tom锛歒es,without a doubt. You see he is looking forward to talking...
  • 鑻辫绗戣瘽10涓,鑻辫鏁呬簨4涓(瑕佺炕璇
    绛旓細鑻辫绗戣瘽10涓,鑻辫鏁呬簨4涓(瑕佺炕璇 瓒婂瓒婂ソ,鏈濂藉鍐欏嚑涓渶濂借鐭殑寰堢畝鍗曠殑瑕鍒濅竴姘村钩鐨(鍥炵瓟...姣忓綋瑕佹惉涓滆タ,鎶笢瑗挎垨鑰呰涓滆タ鏃,浠栦滑灏卞彨鍠,鈥滆灏忕殑骞插惂銆傗7.The mean man's party. The ...鈥滀綘褰撴椂鍢茬瑧鎴,涓嶇浉淇¤兘寰楀埌鎴戠殑鎶ョ瓟, 鐜板湪鍙竻妤氫簡,鑰侀紶涔熻兘鎶ユ仼銆傗 杩欐晠浜嬭鏄,鏃惰繍浜ゆ浛鍙樻洿,...
  • 鑻辫灏忔晠浜鎴绗戣瘽5锝7鍙ユ湁姹夎!
    绛旓細鏁呬簨涓锛歄ne day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell.涓澶╋紝鑰佸笀甯﹀鐢熷埌鍏婚浮鍦哄弬瑙傦紝褰撲粬浠蛋杩戝鍖栧櫒鏃讹紝鍒氬ソ涓鍙皬楦$牬澹宠屽嚭銆"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out ...
  • 璋佽兘鎻愪緵鍑犵瘒閫傚悎鍒濅腑鐢熺湅鐨勮嫳璇骞介粯灏忔晠浜?璋㈣阿
    绛旓細2013-07-27 鏈夋病鏈夐傚悎鍒濅腑鐢熷惉鐨勮嫳璇菇榛灏忔晠浜 ? 2 2009-05-29 姹傚緢绠鍗鐨勮嫳璇皬骞介粯鎴栬呭皬鏁呬簨閮藉彲浠,閫傚悎鍒濅竴瀛︾敓鐨勩傝秺澶氳秺... 162 2012-06-12 瑕佺煭绡囪嫳璇菇榛鏁呬簨,閫傚悎鍒濅竴鐨劼枫傝缈昏瘧銆傝阿璋 34 2017-08-25 姹傚嚑涓傚悎鍒濅腑鐢熼槄璇荤殑鑻辫鏁呬簨,缁煎悎涓鐐硅阿璋wq 2015-07-24 閫傚悎鍒濅腑鐢熼槄璇荤殑...
  • 扩展阅读:初一英语小短文50字 ... 英语小笑话 很短的 ... 英语笑话带翻译 爆笑 ... 初一上册英语小短文 ... 英语笑话10篇100词 ... 英语笑话段子 ... 初一英语演讲小短文 ... 英语幽默小笑话学生 ... 英语笑话大全 爆笑简短 ...

    本站交流只代表网友个人观点,与本站立场无关
    欢迎反馈与建议,请联系电邮
    2024© 车视网