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红事会
白事会
文章会（苏文茂版的经典）
大保镖
金刚腿（刘宝瑞 马季版的经典）
拴娃娃（马志明版的经典）
单口：天王庙
假行家
连升三级
（刘宝瑞的都很经典）
经典相声往往都是传统段子《扒马褂》《请堂会》《卖马》《武坠子》《大保镖》《文章会》《八扇屏》《斗法》《学评戏》……
也有具有时代特色的，《电梯奇遇》《夜行记》《楼道曲》《虎口遐想》《多层饭店》《纠纷》《夜来麻将声》……
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