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某天，与友逛街，一个装B女在麦当劳前面问：“Do you know麦当劳在哪？”
偶沉默三秒：“瓦达西瓦don't know斯米达”
再转问友，友答曰：“直go，不要turn弯，first路口左转，you能see！”
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