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相声是一门语言艺术，讲究的是说、学、逗、唱；
说，我最在行，先来个成语接龙
“一心一意、意气风发、发奋图强、强词夺理、理屈词穷、穷山恶水、水深火热、热火朝天、天天向上、上天入地、地久天长、长驱直入、入木三分、分久必合、合家欢乐”。
再来段颠倒歌“黄昏后做早操，看见老鼠抓个猫，狗吃草，马长角，吓的板凳满街跑，吃牛奶，喝面包，背着汽车上书包，你说颠倒不颠倒”。
这还不过瘾吧，再说段新鲜的，叫做“开字几”，就是把我学的生字连起来背诵，开始
“开数一三五七九，二四六八十拍手，首先猫找小白兔，哥俩哗啦浇树木，目光低看弯着腰，吃草为了长肥膘，标明方向奔前途，驱蹄远征垦荒芜，无腿蝌蚪蛙泳练，蛤蟆伸舌窜条线，限制调皮不消停，总想蹦跳没正形，行为机警勿笑笨，课余劳动巧用劲，尽到职责爱服务，各行工作都接触，处置问题别灰心，懒惰多疑积后悔，挥迎锦秀万年长，黄灿玉米排金垛，秋收割稻镰闪烁，硕士挥毫雁翎抹，篇章墨迹画卷裹，果汁乏味浅杯盛，畅游智海喜洋盈”！
逗和学已经穿插在以上的表演中，接下来该唱了，先来首流行歌曲，刀郎的
“2002年的第一场雪，比以往时候来的更晚一些。停靠在八楼的二路汽车，带走了最后一片飘落的黄叶。
2002年的第一场雪，比以往时候来的更晚一些，你象一只飞来飞去的蝴蝶，在白雪飘飞的季节里摇曳。
你象一只飞来飞去的蝴蝶，在白雪飘飞的季节里摇曳”。再来首大家熟悉的儿童歌曲《哪吒》主题曲，
“说一段神话，话说那么一家，这家夫妻俩，生了个怪娃娃……. 要问他的名字叫什么，哪吒，哪吒，
小哪吒”。要问我的名字叫什么，**，**，**，
我的表演完了，祝大家新年好，谢谢！
同学们好，我叫**，今天我来给大家说段相声。
相声是一门语言艺术，讲究的是说、学、逗、唱；
说，我最在行，先来个成语接龙
“一心一意、意气风发、发奋图强、强词夺理、理屈词穷、穷山恶水、水深火热、热火朝天、天天向上、上天入地、地久天长、长驱直入、入木三分、分久必合、合家欢乐”。
再来段颠倒歌“黄昏后做早操，看见老鼠抓个猫，狗吃草，马长角，吓的板凳满街跑，吃牛奶，喝面包，背着汽车上书包，你说颠倒不颠倒”。
这还不过瘾吧，再说段新鲜的，叫做“开字几”，就是把我学的生字连起来背诵，开始
“开数一三五七九，二四六八十拍手，首先猫找小白兔，哥俩哗啦浇树木，目光低看弯着腰，吃草为了长肥膘，标明方向奔前途，驱蹄远征垦荒芜，无腿蝌蚪蛙泳练，蛤蟆伸舌窜条线，限制调皮不消停，总想蹦跳没正形，行为机警勿笑笨，课余劳动巧用劲，尽到职责爱服务，各行工作都接触，处置问题别灰心，懒惰多疑积后悔，挥迎锦秀万年长，黄灿玉米排金垛，秋收割稻镰闪烁，硕士挥毫雁翎抹，篇章墨迹画卷裹，果汁乏味浅杯盛，畅游智海喜洋盈”！
逗和学已经穿插在以上的表演中，接下来该唱了，先来首流行歌曲，刀郎的
“2002年的第一场雪，比以往时候来的更晚一些。停靠在八楼的二路汽车，带走了最后一片飘落的黄叶。
2002年的第一场雪，比以往时候来的更晚一些，你象一只飞来飞去的蝴蝶，在白雪飘飞的季节里摇曳。
你象一只飞来飞去的蝴蝶，在白雪飘飞的季节里摇曳”。再来首大家熟悉的儿童歌曲《哪吒》主题曲，
“说一段神话，话说那么一家，这家夫妻俩，生了个怪娃娃……. 要问他的名字叫什么，哪吒，哪吒，
小哪吒”。要问我的名字叫什么，**，**，**，
甲：不想当士兵的士兵不是好士兵
乙：哪儿就这么仨士兵啊
甲：小妞给大爷乐一个，小妞不乐，那大爷给你乐一个 赞同2| 评论
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甲：不想当士兵的士兵不是好士兵
乙：哪儿就这么仨士兵啊
甲：小妞给大爷乐一个，小妞不乐，那大爷给你乐一个
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