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老师愤愤地说：“只叫
？那我下午呢？难道就不好了吗？”
于是学生们又一齐喊：“老师下午好！”
老师说道：“坐下！今天我们要复习反义词，我们这样练习，我说一句，你们大声说出反义词。现在开始。”
老师：“今天天气很好。”
学生：“今天天气很坏。”
老师：“到处阳光明媚。”
学生：“到处阴云密布。”
老师：“年轻。”
学生：“年老。”
老师：“站立。”
学生：“躺倒”
老师：“有个年轻人站立在路上。”
学生：“有个年老人躺倒在路上。”
老师：“我捡到一元钱。”
学生：“我丢了一元钱。”
老师：“我捡到一元钱，交给老师。”
学生：“我丢了一元钱，去偷老师。”
老师：“错误，不能这样说！”
学生：“正确，应该这样说！”
老师：“这不行，这是违法行为！”
学生：“这可以，这是合法行为！”
老师：“听老师的，老师说的才是正确！”
学生：“听我们的，老师说的都是错误！”
老师：“你们愚蠢。”
学生：“我们聪明。”
老师：“停止！”
学生：“继续！”
老师：“你们现在停止！别说了！”
学生：“我们现在继续！还要说！”
老师：“你们这些蠢猪，我说停止！”
学生：“我们都是天才，我们说继续！”
老师：“你们听老师的！”
学生：“老师听我们的！”
老师：“学生都得听老师的！”
学生：“老师都得听学生的！”
老师：“现在你们停止练习！”
学生：“现在我们继续练习！”
老师：“你们
了吗？”
学生：“我们有始有终的呀！”
老师：“那你们就停止！蠢猪！”
学生：“那我们该继续！天才！”
....之后老师怒气冲冲地抱着书本走出了教室
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