英语的情景剧幽默五分钟短剧,急用~·~！~~十万火急3个人出演的
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Suddenly, they see a handsome man.) Lucy: Oh my god ! What a treasure. Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams. Lucy: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming. Peggy: He\u2019s a present that God gave me. Peggy Lucy: I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend! Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK? Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. He\u2019s mine. Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman. I saw him much earlier than you. Lucy: What? I\u2019m more beautiful than you. Peggy: But I\u2019m taller. Look at you, little short hobbit. Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl. Peggy: You\u2019re so mean. Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry) Peggy: Hmm! I hate you. Lucy: Me too! (Now the war of these two women begins) Scene II \u4e24\u4e2a\u5973\u4eba\u5728\u7537\u4eba\u5468\u56f4 (Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. ) Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I\u2019m more beautiful than Lucy. I\u2019ll be a good girlfriend. Andy: Sure. You\u2019re very beautiful. You\u2019re like a super model. To be your boyfriend is my honor. (Lucy drags the man to her side.) Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy life. Andy: You\u2019re very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! They\u2019re very charming! Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy. Peggy: Let\u2019s go to the movies on Sunday. Andy: Ok! Lucy: Let\u2019s go to the movies tomorrow, OK? Andy: Sure! Andy: Oh~ I\u2019m so happy! There\u2019re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes. I\u2019m so lucky! Scene III \u5076\u9047 (Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly. Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.) Lucy: Bonnie, listen to me. Peggy: No! Don\u2019t listen to her. Listen to me. Lucy: Get away. Bonnie is my good friend! Peggy: You liar. She\u2019s my good friend! Bonnie: Stop quarreling! Who can tell me what happened? Both of you are good friends, aren\u2019t you? Peggy Lucy: No! Scene IV \u7535\u5f71\u9662\u5947\u9047 (In front of the movie theater. Peggy is waiting for Andy. Lucy is also waiting for Andy. They see each other.) Peggy Lucy: You\u2026\u2026. Lucy: Why are you here? Peggy: I want to ask you the same question. (At this time, Andy arrives; both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion) Andy: Good afternoon, ladies! Peggy Lucy: She\u2026., you\u2026\u2026 Andy: Any questions? It\u2019s more fun that we can all go to the movies together. (Andy looks at the watch). The movie will start soon. Let\u2019s go! Scoundrel: Don\u2019t move! Give me your money. Peggy Lucy: Help, help! Scoundrel: Be quiet! I won\u2019t kill you if you give me your money. Hurry! Andy: Calm down, sir. I\u2019ll give you all the money I have. Don\u2019t kill me. If you want to kill somebody, please kill them. Lucy: Us? Are you crazy? Peggy: We\u2019re just girls! Lucy: I can\u2019t believe you are such a coward! How can you do this? Peggy: You make me sad. Lucy, let\u2019s go! (They leave angry.) Scoundrel: What a coward you are! Killing you is waste of my strength. Chicken! (Scoundrel left but soon he come back) Scoundrel: Wait! Andy: Why did you turn back? Scoundrel: I forgot to take my money. (Takes Andy\u2019s money) Scene V Peggy: I\u2019m so sorry. Lucy, can you forgive me? Please\u2026. Lucy: Oh~ my dear friend! I\u2019m feeling so sorry, too. Peggy: So\u2026.we\u2019re still good friends, right? Lucy: Right! Then, let\u2019s go eat. It\u2019s my treat! Peggy: Wow~ it\u2019s a good idea! Let\u2019s go. (Allen shows up.) Allen: Hi, baby! (Peggy Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.) Peggy Lucy: Please be my boyfriend. (Peggy Lucy stare at each other.) Lucy: Let go of your hands. Peggy: He is mine! Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so he\u2019s mine. Peggy: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend? Lucy: You do, too. Peggy: He\u2019s mine! Lucy: He\u2019s mine! Peggy: He\u2019s mine! Lucy: He\u2019s mine! Allen: Shut up! I don\u2019t like girls! Lucy: What? Peggy: You\u2019re lying. I can\u2019t believe it. Allen: Actually\u2026\u2026. (Andy appears.) Allen: Oh, honey! Andy: Oh, baby! I\u2019m sorry that I\u2019m late! Allen: Little bad fellow. Don\u2019t be late next time. Lucy: Andy? Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here? Peggy: I\u2026\u2026 (Looks at Allen and Lucy.) Allen: Honey, they\u2019re so weird. Don\u2019t pay attention to them. Let\u2019s go. Andy: Sorry, I got to go. See you next time. Bye. (They leave) Peggy: We\u2019re girls, they\u2019re boys, right? Lucy: Sure. But, they\u2026.what happened? Peggy: Maybe they are\u2026.. Peggy Lucy: Gay !!
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Today’s Yang bailao and Huang Shiren
———编剧：方彦龙
Character:：杨白劳Y, 喜儿X，王大春（喜儿男朋友）D，王大婶（王大春的母亲）W, 穆仁智（黄的管家）M，黄世仁H
Part 1:In 杨白劳’home
旁白：(“喜洋洋”背景音乐起)---New Year's Eve,Xi’er is talking with her boyfriend on the phone, suddenly ,doorbell sounded.（叮咚！叮咚……）
喜: Oh! ok! Someone is knock at the door! So I have to hung up!Bye!（开门）
杨: 喜儿! 喜儿! What’s this?
喜: Oh! computer!(高兴地看笔记本)That’s a Laptop!
杨: Ha ha! Today I’m able to buy a computer! Next year, I will plan to buy a car!
喜: Really? Buys a car?Great!
杨: Ok, now we will go out ,are you ready ?
喜: Ha ha,I’m ready ok and waiting for you to come back!（门铃再次响起）Oh,I think there must be Aunt Wang and Dacun coming.(开门,)
王婶, 大春, 杨, 喜(四人齐声贺道)Happy New Year!hah(喜儿和大春去一边嘻嘻哈哈，窃窃私语不知所言)
王婶:（走到杨白劳跟前）Mr Yang,I heard Dachun said, going to jump the disco dancing after dinner.Right?
杨:Right,What do you think?
王婶:I’m gald to,oh,are you prepared to go out?
杨: Sure!.
王婶: Ok,go?(问杨白劳)
杨: Let’s go,(朝喜儿他俩那边喊)Xi’er,Dachun,go!
(四人出门 下)
Part 2: In Huang Shiren’ home
黄: (黄世仁上台，气势汹汹地说)Hello,everyone!Do you know Huang Shiren?Tt’s me! Ha ha……But today is not yestady!You see Mu Renzhi coming!
穆:（穆仁智走上来）Mr Huang , give me a litte,ok?
黄: Not! I wouldn’t give you,because I haven’t money!(不耐烦的样子)
穆: New Year coming,My wages, a year--?（哀求着）
黄: Really does not have!
穆:（拉着黄的手说）You are so kind in my eyes,can you give me litte money,ok?
黄: No way,what’s moreYang Bailao has not return the money to me, what can I do
for you?(无奈的样子) 穆: You might ask for him! 黄:Asking him?I think he couldn’t give me! 穆:Why? He has contracted the farm, and made many money! 黄:I know! But,he—— 穆:(打断黄的话)Tries!Ok? 黄: (想了想)Ok! You go together with me! 穆: Let’s go! (两人出门 下) Part 3: In enlightens the hall 旁白: Yang Bailao, Xi’er, Dachun and Aunt Wang finished eating dinner and tojump the disco dancing.(迪斯科音乐起，四人在舞台上狂欢着) （一会儿，杨的电话响了,他走到前台接电话） 杨:This is Yang Bailao, please speaking! ... oh... oh!-- 王婶:（王大婶看见，向杨走过来）Who’s that? 杨:Huang Shiren, he said he coming here immediately. 喜：(停止跳舞，朝这边问)Huang Shiren? Is all right?（杨白老点头示对） 大春: Nothing! We would take them away if they appeared! 杨, 喜, D, W: Ha ha (四人继续跳舞) （黄世仁和穆仁智一前一后的东张西望地从下面走上台前） 黄: Oh! Everyone，Happy New Year! （大家看了看，没人理睬） 杨:（杨朝黄走了过去）The same to you!(音乐停，其他人也走了过来) 黄: (和杨握手)Recently alright? 杨: Fina, but if you ask the money that’s wrong!（自己先坐下，示意让黄世仁坐，这时大春用脚把凳子往后一勾了下，黄坐到地上了，尴尬的看看大家） 大春:Oh, I resemble see to have the dirty thing, but not,sits down! 黄: (朝杨白老问)Who is this?（穆仁智扶黄起来） 杨:He is Wang Dachun,Xi’er’s boyfriend. 黄:(打量大春说)Are you Xi’er’s boyfriend? 大春:Yes! (喊道)Is not my that is you? 黄:No,no!you!(胆怯的坐下) 杨:What’s the mater? 黄:I’m sorry, but, today is the last of the year!en—Debt is--- 杨:(打断黄的话) Does not have! 黄: I know you are good man, give a litte,ok?(乞求的样子) 杨: No matter what you said to,nothing! 黄（抱住杨白老的腿哀求到）Mr Yang ,a litte,just a litte…… 杨: No money,only a life have! 黄: just a litte…… 杨:(很无情地说) No money,only a life have! 黄: （无助地向四处环顾）En---- 大春: (不耐烦地说)You have not heard? Does not have! 黄:（朝喜儿望去）Miss, you help us!help us !ok?(哀求着) 王婶:（和喜儿站一块的王大婶说）What you want to do? 大春:Boils!Go out!（语气非常强烈） ( 杨白劳推开黄,喜儿，王大春，王大婶赶黄世仁和穆仁智走) 穆:（拉着杨白老的手求到）Do not expel me go, I want to leave,from now, I do for you ,I cound drive--- 杨: (排了排穆仁智)Ha ha, nice!ok! (穆仁智和所有的人都赶黄世仁出门) 黄:（冲穆仁智喊道)Mu Renzhi! Mu Renzhi!Do you know you is my housekeep? 穆:No!Go out!(全部下)
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