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1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.\" 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\" \"Yes!\" The maid answered. Export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\" The hostess training again. \"Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"But I conceive is my husband!\" The hostess retorted angrily. \"Me too!\" The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose...\" 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \"you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer.\" Patient: \"please tell me how long will I live?\" Doctor: \"ten...\" Patient anxiously asked: \"what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days?????\" Doctor: \"ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\" 6, teacher: \"can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\" Student: \"yes, they are all dead.\" 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \"nurse, give or take an injection.\" Qiang a clap a thigh: \"the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\" 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: \"my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\" 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \"Go ahead\". The man thought, \"Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\" So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: \"what are you doing?\" He said: \"I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'.\" Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \"let's boss haven't approved!!!!! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head!\" 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \"this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\" thank god \"it ran; called\" praise god \"it didn't stop.\" Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \"praise god\". Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: \"thank god.........\"
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形容人长得很瘦的词有：瘦骨嶙峋、骨瘦如柴、弱不胜衣、尖嘴猴腮、面黄肌瘦、形容枯槁。
1.瘦骨嶙峋（shòu gǔ lín xún ）：形容人或动物消瘦露骨。
出 处：秀苇看见一个光着上身、瘦骨嶙峋的童工，提着一簸箕的泥灰，在一条悬空吊着的跳板上，吃力的走着。——高云览《小城春秋》第十八章
例 句：这次，这只瘦骨嶙峋的黑狗的干嗥竟然使形神枯槁的老马也竖了一下耳朵。 ——王蒙《杂色》。
2.骨瘦如柴（gǔ shòu rú chái ）：形容消瘦到极点。
出 处：瘦如豺。豺；柴也。——宋·陆佃《埤雅·释兽》
例 句：由于缺乏营养，小萝卜头长得骨瘦如柴。——《红岩》
3.弱不胜衣（ ruò bù shèng yī ）：胜：禁得起。形容人很瘦弱，连衣服都承受不起。
出 处：鬓翘如插戟；体弱不胜衣。——元·萨都剌《雁门集》
造句：曹雪芹笔下的林黛玉，是个弱不胜衣、多愁善感的女子。
4.尖嘴猴腮（jiān zuǐ hóu sāi ）：腮：面颊。 尖嘴巴，瘦面颊。形容人相貌丑陋粗俗。
出 处：象你这尖嘴猴腮；也该撒抛尿自己照照！——清·吴敬梓《儒林外史》
造句：他长得尖嘴猴腮，骨瘦如柴，整天游手好闲，不干正经事。
5.
面黄肌瘦（miàn huáng jī shòu ）：脸色发黄，身体瘦削。 形容人营养不良或有病的样子。
出 处：眼欺缩腮模样；面黄肌瘦形相。——元·杨梓《霍光鬼谏》
造句：三年自然灾害期间，由于缺衣少食，人人饿得面黄肌瘦。
6.形容枯槁（xíng róng kū gǎo ）：枯槁：枯萎，枯干。 身体瘦弱，精神萎靡，面色枯黄。
出 处：颜色憔悴；面容枯槁。——屈原《渔父》
造句：她生病以后，面色憔悴，形容枯槁。
骨头就像那层层叠叠的山峰，手指就像那干枯的树枝，浑身上下就像坚韧的铁塔
骨瘦如柴
他骨瘦如柴，但双眼炯炯有神，一副很精神的样子，也有几分严肃，让人尊敬。
她又瘦又长,发青的脸,发青的脖子,站在竖着旗杆的高台上,活像是拴在那儿
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