适合五个中学生演的搞笑英语话剧有中文翻译十分钟之内 幽默的英语话剧有哪些？
\u6025\u9700\u521d\u4e2d5\u4eba10\u5206\u949f\u82f1\u8bed\u5e7d\u9ed8\u8bdd\u5267\uff08\u9644\u7ffb\u8bd1\uff09\uff0c\u4e00\u5929\u4e4b\u5185\uff01\u4e09\u6253\u767d\u9aa8\u7cbe
Three Times\u2019 Beating Monster
\u4eba\u7269\uff1a
T\u5510\u50e7 S\uff1a\u5b59\u609f\u7a7a E\uff1a\u732a\u516b\u6212 J\uff1a\u6c99\u50e7 B\uff1a\u767d\u9aa8\u7cbe
B1\uff1aB\u53d8\u6210\u7684\u6751\u59d1
B2\uff1aB\u53d8\u6210\u7684\u592a\u5a46
B3\uff1aB\u53d8\u5316\u6210\u7684\u8001\u5934
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (\u6478\u51fa\uff0c\u9012\u7ed9S)
S: Look,boss (\u51d1\u8fd1T)\u2026\u2026\u2026
\uff08T\u3001S\u4e00\u9f50\u8f6c\u5411E\uff09
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don\u2019t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(\u4f38\u624b\u62ff\u56de)
T: (\u7f29\u624b)I\u2019ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But\u2026\u2026
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (\u9012)Here.Em\u2026\u2026 we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can\u2019t walk
on any more!(\u5750)My stomach doesn\u2019t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will\u2026\u2026\u2026.
S: You will what(\u51f6\u76f8)?
E: (\u8f6f\u7981)I will help you catch fleas(\u8df3\u86a4).
S: Hm!
T:\uff08\u8f7b\u54b3\uff09Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some
food?
E: You see , boss is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don\u2019t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away\u2026..
T: Em\u2026\u2026.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(\u5b89\u88c5)\uff08B\u5df2\u8eb2\u5728\u4e00\u65c1\u5077\u770b\uff09
J: This is\u2026..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss\u2019s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em\u2026\u2026Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(\u8d70)
T: Let\u2019s play cards!(\u4e09\u4eba\u5f00\u59cb\u6253\u724c)
\u97f3\u4e50\u300a\u6597\u5730\u4e3b\u300b
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(\u53d8\u6210B1)
B1: (\u63a5\u8fd1\u4e09\u4eba\uff0c\u671b\u7740)Can I join you?
J: I\u2019m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.
B1: (\u5728\u4e00\u65c1\u89c2\u770b)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(\u6253\u51fa)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh\u2026.I win! Em\u2026\u2026,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(\u51c6\u5907\u5f00\u7535\u7f51\u95e8)
S: (\u56de\u6765\uff0c\u770b\u89c1B1)Oh,monster!(\u4e0a\u524d\u5c31\u6253)
B1: \uff08\u5012)Ah\u2026\u2026
T: (\u6c14\u6124)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(\u6df1\u547c\u5438)
S: Oh,please don\u2019t\u2026\u2026
T:It\u2019s too late!(\u5531)Once more\u2026\u2026you open the door\u2026(
\u6cf0\u5766\u5c3c\u514b\u4e3b\u9898\u66f2\uff0c\u8d70\u97f3\u79bb\u8c31)
S: Please,Please,oh,no\u2026\u2026(\u75db\u82e6\u62b1\u5934)
T: (\u545b\u4f4f\uff0c\u54b3)Wukong,I\u2019m disappointed with you!
B: (\u771f\u8eab\u51fa\u73b0)Hm!Sun Wukong, I\u2019ll teach you a lesson!(\u53d8\u6210\u592a\u5a46)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(\u8fde\u5fd9\u6321\u4f4f\u5730\u5c38\u4f53)No,sorry!(\u966a\u7b11\uff0cB2\u60f3\u770b\u540e\u9762\u662f\u4ec0\u4e48\uff0cT\u6321)
S: \uff08\u54ac\u7259\u5207\u9f7f\uff09You monster, I\u2019ll beat you into hell!(S\u8ffd\u6253B2,B2\u8eb2\u81f3T\u8eab\u540e\uff0cS\u6253\uff0c\u4e0d\u60f3\u6253\u5230T\u5934\uff0cT\u6655\uff0cS\u518d\u6253\u6b7bB2)
E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(\u6276T)
J: Look,(\u4f38\u98df\u6307)how many?
T:Two\u2026..(\u6655\u4e4e\u4e4e\u5730)Sun Wukong, game over!(\u53d8\u6210B3)
B3: (\u770b\u5230B1,B2\u5c38\u4f53)Oh\u2026.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(\u54ed\u558a)
S: I\u2019ll kill you, monster!(\u6253)
T: \uff08\u60f3\u963b\u6b62\uff0c\u672a\u53ca\uff09You,you.....(\u9669\u4e9b\u6655\uff0cE,J\u6276\u4f4f)You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (\u60b2\uff0c\u79bb\u53bb)
\uff08\u97f3\u4e50\uff0c\u8425\u9020\u201c\u5047\u201d\u60b2\u4f24\u6c14\u6c1b\uff09
\u300a\u4eba\u9b3c\u60c5\u672a\u4e86\u300b
J: boss, brother Monkey is.......
T: Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (\u51fa\u73b0) Ha,ha,ha!(\u4e09\u5c38\u4f53B1,B2,B3\u5728B\u62db\u624b\u540e\u201c\u98d8\u201d\u8d70)
T: \uff08\u60ca\uff09
You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J\u53bb\u963b\u6597\uff0c\u88ab\u51fb\u9000)
B: (\u6293\u4f4f
T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (\u6084\u6084\u8d70\u5230B\u540e\uff0c\u6253B,B\u6655)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (\u6c89\u9ed8).......Monkey's intuition(\u76f4\u89c9)
T: Wukong(S\u4e0d\u7406T)I admit my mistake this time(S\u4ecd\u4e0d\u7406)I'm sorry(\u5c0f\u58f0)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S \u6342\u8033)
\uff08\u97f3\u4e50\u54cd\uff09
\u300a\u6562\u95ee\u8def\u5728\u4f55\u65b9\u300b
\uff08\u8fd9\u4e2a\u653e\u4f34\u594f\uff09
(\u8c22\u5e55)
Scene 3:\uff08At Maggie\u2019s home\uff09
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their
father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever.
M: Dad,dad,let\u2019s sing a song ,OK?
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(\u7238\u7238\u8be7\u5f02\u5730\u770b\u7740\u5b69\u5b50)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(\u54c0\u6c42)
D:OKOK! Let\u2019s.
(\u53d6\u5409\u4ed6\uff0c\u5f00\u59cb\u51c6\u5907)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(\u5f00\u59cb\u5f39\uff0c\u7b2c\u4e00\u6bb5\u5b69\u5b50\u968f\u8282\u594f\u8d77\u821e\uff0c\u7b2c\u4e8c\u6bb5\u5b69\u5b50\u5f00\u59cb\u8f7b\u58f0\u8ba8\u8bba\u8d77\u6765\u201cyou first\u201d\u4e4b\u7c7b\u7684\u8bdd\uff0c\u7238
\u7238\u505c\u6b62\u5f39\u7434\u3002)
D: What\u2019s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don\u2019t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But\u2026\u2026You can\u2019t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..
(\u7f6e\u4e4b\u4e0d\u7406\uff0c\u8f6c\u5934\u770b\u62a5\uff0c\u5b69\u5b50\u56de\u5230\u623f\u95f4)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think \u2026well, I know!(\u8f7b\u58f0\u5728Maggie\u8033\u8fb9\u8bf4)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let\u2019s go.(\u56de\u5230\u7238\u7238\u8eab\u8fb9)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please\uff01
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(\u62ff\u51fa\u7834\u6a61\u76ae\u6765\u7ed9\u7238\u7238\u770b)
A: And my ruler is broken.\uff08\u62ff\u51fa\u65ad\u5c3a\uff09
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don\u2019t buy the food at the\u3002
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