求一个搞笑英语话剧剧本（6人） 6人搞笑英语话剧剧本加翻译
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\u65c1\u767d\uff08Aside \uff09/\u4ecb\u7ecd\uff08Introduction\uff09\uff1a
Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.
Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, \u201cYingzheng\u201d.But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time?
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Action I\uff08\u7b2c\u4e00\u5e55\uff09
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\uff08\u753b\u5916\u97f3\uff1aIt's you, Prince Dan! \u592a\u5b50\u4e39\u9ad8\u5174\u72b6\uff09Thank you mirror! \uff08\u9762\u5bf9\u89c2\u4f17\uff09
I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.
But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. So what can I do? Where is my minister?
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\u963f\u4e09\uff08\u6bd5\u606d\u6bd5\u656c\uff09 : Honey, I am coming.\uff08\u6bbf\u4e0b\uff0c\u6211\u6765\u4e86\uff09
\u592a\u5b50\u4e39\uff1aI've told you again and again that you should call me: "my most beautiful\u3001graceful \u3001handsome\u3001charming\u3001cute\u3001smart and dearest Prince Dan."
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\u963f\u4e09\uff1aSure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng.\uff08\u4f5c\u6740\u72b6\uff09
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\u592a\u5b50\uff1aOh yeah. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!\uff08\u4e8c\u5341\u4e00\u4e16\u7eaa\u6700\u9700\u8981\u7684\u662f\u4ec0\u4e48\uff0c\u4eba\u624d\uff01\u7136\u540e\u62cd\u963f\u4e09\u80a9\u8180\uff0c\u505a\u8d5e\u8bb8\u72b6\uff09 Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
\u963f\u4e09\uff1aAfter screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
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\u592a\u5b50\uff1aWell, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
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\u963f\u4e09\uff1aYes.\uff08\u597d\u7684\u3002\uff09
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\u8346\u8f72\uff1aAre you Li mochou?\uff08\u4f60\u662f\u674e\u83ab\u6101\uff1f\uff09
\u674e\u83ab\u6101\uff1aYes.\uff08\u662f\u7684\u3002\uff09
\u8346\u8f72\uff1aOK. I'm Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers' world.
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\u674e\u83ab\u6101\uff1aAre you challenging me?\uff08\u4f60\u5728\u6311\u6218\u6211\u5417\uff1f\uff09
\u8346\u8f72\uff1aOff course!\uff08 \u8038\u8038\u80a9\u8868\u793a\u540c\u610f\uff09
\u674e\u83ab\u6101\uff1aCome on!
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\u674e\u83ab\u6101\u75db\u82e6\u72b6\uff1aWhat happened? Why aren't you hurt?
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\u8346\u8f72: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? \uff08\u8d62\u4e00\u4e2a\u4eba\u9700\u8981\u7406\u7531\u4e48,\u4e0d\u9700\u8981\u4e48\uff0c\u9700\u8981\u4e48?\uff09
\u674e\u83ab\u6101\uff1aMomma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
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\u592a\u5b50\u4e39\u4e0a\uff08\u62b1\u62f3\uff09\uff1aHow are you?
\u8346\u67ef\uff1aFine, thank you, and you?
\u592a\u5b50\u4e39\uff1aOh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to \u201cHow are you\uff1f\u201d
\u8346\u67ef\uff1aSure!
\u592a\u5b50\u4e39\uff1aHow are you?
\u8346\u67ef\uff1aFine, thank you, and your wife?
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\u8346\u67ef\uff1aHey, man, I\u2019m kidding!
\u592a\u5b50\u4e39\uff1aOh, I\u2019m kidding too!\uff08\u6bd5\u606d\u6bd5\u656c\uff09May I have your name card, please?
\u8346\u8f72\u4ece\u515c\u91cc\u638f\u51fa\u4e00\u5377\u7eb8,\u4e0a\u9762\u5199\u7740\uff1aTo be or not to be, that's a question.
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\u963f\u4e09\uff1aHero,we need your help.\uff08\u597d\u6c49\uff0c\u6211\u4eec\u9700\u8981\u4f60\u7684\u5e2e\u52a9\u3002\uff09
\u8346\u67ef\uff1aI am busy now!\uff08\u6211\u5fd9\u7740\u5462\uff01\uff09
\u592a\u5b50\u4e39\uff1aYou can get a lot of money.\uff08\u4f60\u53ef\u4ee5\u5f97\u5230\u5f88\u591a\u94b1\u3002\uff09
\u8346\u67ef\uff1aI am very busy now!\uff08\u6211\u73b0\u5728\u975e\u5e38\u7684\u5fd9\u3002\uff09
\u963f\u4e09\uff1aIC, ID, IQ card?
\u8346\u67ef\uff1aI am very very busy now!\uff08\u6211\u771f\u7684\u771f\u7684\u975e\u5e38\u5fd9\u3002\uff09
\u963f\u4e09\uff08\u624b\u6307\u4e0a\u573a\u7684\u7f8e\u5973,\u6fc0\u52a8\u72b6\uff09: Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.\uff08\u4f60\u770b\uff0c\u90a3\u662f\u4e16\u754c\u4e0a\u6700\u7f8e\u4e3d\u7684\u5973\u5b50\uff0c\u5982\u679c\u4f60\u7b54\u5e94\u4e86\uff0c\u5979\u5c31\u662f\u4f60\u7684\u4e86\u3002\uff09
\u8346\u67ef\uff08\u6d41\u53e3\u6c34\uff09\uff1aI have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
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\u963f\u4e09\uff1aWhat? What's the TCM?
\u8346\u67ef; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn't know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.\uff08\u5c0f\u5b50\uff0c\u770b\u4f60\u633a\u806a\u660e\u5374\u4e0d\u77e5\u9053TCM\u3002\u8ba9\u6211\u6765\u544a\u8bc9\u4f60\u5427\u3002\uff09
\u963f\u4e09\uff1aExcuse me? What\u2019s the TCM?
\u89c2\u4f17\u7532\uff1aTCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
\u592a\u5b50\u4e39\uff1aI must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.
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\u8346\u67ef\uff08\u6fc0\u52a8\uff09\uff1aSlimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn't reduce my weight.
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\u963f\u4e09\uff1aYou want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I'm very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?
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\u8346\u67ef(\u8bda\u6073\u72b6) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
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\u592a\u5b50\u4e39\u4e0e\u963f\u4e09\uff08\u649e\u80ef\uff0c\u51fb\u638c\uff09\uff1aYeah!
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FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right.
It's funny how things work out.
EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY
Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard.
FORREST (voice-over)
I didn't stay home for long, because I'd made a
promise to Bubba. And I always try to keep my promise.
So I went on down to Bayou La Batre to meet Bubba's
family and make their introduction.
Bubba's mother named MRS. BLUE and her other children look at Forrest.
MRS. BLUE Are you crazy, or just plain stupid?
FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue.
MRS. BLUE I guess.
EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE - DAY
Forrest steps over to Bubba's tombstone.
FORREST (voice-over)
And of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself.
FORREST Hey, Bubba, it's me, Forrest Gump. I remember
everything you said, and I got it all figured out.
Forrest pulls out notes from his pocket.
FORREST I'm taking the twenty-four thousand, five hundred
and six-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got...
EXT. BAYOU - DAY
Forrest walks across a yard where men are cleaning shrimp.
FORREST (voice-over)
... well, that's left after a new hair cut and a
new suit and I took Momma out to real fancy dinner
and I bought a bus ticket and three Doctor Peppers.
Forrest walks along a wooden pier. Forrest pays an old black shrimper a large wad of cash.
OLD SHRIMPER Tell me something. Are you stupid or something?
FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, sir.
EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE
Forrest stands at the grave.
FORREST Well, that's what's left after me saying, "When I was
in China on the All-America Ping-Pong Team, I just
loved playing ping-pong with my Flex-O-Ping-Pong Paddle."
Which everybody knows it isn't true, but Momma says
it's just a little white lie so it wouldn't hurt nobody.
So, anyway, I'm putting all that on gas, ropes and new
nets and a brand-new shrimpin' boat.
EXT. BAYOU - DAY
Forrest steers his shrimping boat. The boat is old and rusty. Forrest unleashes his nets as his catch of the day drops to the deck. It is a bunch of garbage and shells. Forrest picks up one shrimp.
FORREST (voice-over)
Now, Bubba had told me everything he knows about shrimpin',
but you know what I found out? Shrimpin' is tough.
EXT. DOCKS
Forrest pulls a couple of shrimp out of a bucket.
FORREST I only caught five.
OLD SHRIMPER A couple of more, you can have yourself a cocktail.
The old shrimper begins to walk away, then stops and looks at Forrest.
OLD SHRIMPER Hey, you ever think about namin' this old boat?
FORREST (voice-over) I'd never named a boat before,
but there was only one I could think of.
Forrest paints a name on the side of his boat. The name is "Jenny."
FORREST (voice-over)
The most beautiful name in the wide world.
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本文来自: 恒星英语学习网( 详细出处参考：
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy
wifeisWuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?
MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?
JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law”.
L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?
JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken
and……
JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour
son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
您好：
校园搞笑版话剧剧本：
地点：学校教室
人物：老师、学生
1、学生
2 背景：教室，上课时，学生与老师的对话与问答
情节：
扮老师的人上：
今天我们来复习古诗词中的名言名名，
我准备采用老师提问的方式开始
今天的学习。由我提问学生们，我说出诗的上句，同学们回答出下一句，好不好。
学生异口同声：好！
老师：人生自古谁无死。
学生：人生自古谁无屎，有谁大便不用纸。
老师：
（生气的）是那个学生，说出这样的不道德的话啊，给我站起来！
学生：
（站起来）是我）
老师：
（很生气）你这样捣乱，这节课你给我站着上。我们必须完成这个任务，否则别
想过关。从来！
师：人生自古谁无死。
学生：人生自古谁无屎，有谁大便不用纸。若君不用卫生纸，除非你用大拇指。
老师：
（怒不可遏）谁啊，胡说八道啊！我再提问一句，你们来接下一句，如果回答正
确我就不惩罚你们。
（这时，老师看见窗外，想了下，想起冬天会下雪，就提问一句）
老师：上天下雪不下雨，雪到地上变成雨。变成雨时多麻烦，为何当初不下雨。
（小明站起来回答道)
小明：老师吃饭不吃屎，饭到肚里变成屎。变成屎时多麻烦，为何当初不吃屎。
(就这样老师当场就想惩罚小明！手发抖,脸还装着笑要羞怒小明.....)
老师：河水往哪里流啊？
小明：大河向东流啊！
老师：天上有多少颗星星阿？
小明：天上的星星参北斗阿！
老师：你给我滚出去！
小明：说走咱就走阿！
(老师很无奈.....)
老师：你有病吧？
小明：你有我有全都有阿！
老师：你再唱一句试试！
学生：路见不平一生吼阿！
老师：你信不信我要扁你？
学生：该出手时就出手阿！
(老师真的忍无可忍气的没有话说）
老师：我让你退学！
学生：风风火火闯九洲阿！ (哈哈.....
全班学生都轰动起来，老师走出了教室
生：风风火火闯九洲阿！ (哈哈......全班学生都轰动起来，老师走出了教室......）
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绛旓細by Dr. Sofia Chen闄堝崡濡 瓒呯骇鎼炵瑧,鍝堝搱鍝堜粠鍓,涓涓帆濠嗘湁涓鍙岃嚟鑴,浜轰滑閮藉緢璁ㄥ帉銆傛墍浠,濂规兂鎵涓涓汉鎹㈡帀濂圭殑鍙岃剼銆 鏈変竴澶╁ス鏉ュ埌"棣欏浗" 銆傚ス鍙戠幇,浜轰汉閮芥湁鍙岄鑴氥備竴澶╃帇瀛愬崍鐫,宸﹩鐢ㄨ嚜宸辩殑鑷剼鎹簡鐜嬪瓙鐨勯鑴氥 鏈変竴浣嶅叕涓,濂规绘槸澶辩湢銆傝櫧鐒跺浗鐜嬪拰鐜嬪悗鍦ㄥ皾璇曚簡寰堝鏂规硶,濂硅繕涓嶈兘鐫¤銆傚浗鐜嬪拰鐜嬪悗闄涗笅...
绛旓細鍏汉鐨鑻辫鎼炵瑧璇濆墽锛氥 鑽嗙弬鍒虹Е鐜嬨嬫梺鐧斤紙Aside 锛/浠嬬粛锛圛ntroduction锛夛細Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of ...
绛旓細A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!Theroadisbuiltbyme!(鎶剼閲嶉噸鍦拌俯鍦ㄤ竴鍧楀ぇ鐭冲ご涓)B:AndIplantedonetree!(浜︽姮鑴氳俯鍦ㄥ悓涓鍧楃煶澶翠笂)C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(娆茶俯鐭冲ご锛屼絾韪╁埌浜咥鐨勮剼)AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!J(鎼滈亶浜嗘瘡涓涓鍙ｈ锛屾帍鍑1瑙掔‖甯):Is1maoenough?(涓夊己鐩楁檿鍊掔姸锛屾帴鐫涓変汉鑱...
绛旓細6浜鸿嫳璇瘽鍓灏鍓ф湰-灏忕孩甯絃ittle Red Riding Hood 绗竴鍦猴細Little Red Riding Hood瀹 Mum锛 (濡堝鎷跨潃涓涓绡瓙锛屾妸妗屽瓙涓婄殑姘存灉鏀惧湪绡瓙閲岋級Little Red Riding Hood:(鍞辩潃姝岋紝娆㈠揩鍦拌窇杩涙潵锛塇i,mummy, what are you doing?Mum锛 锛堜竴杈规妸姘存灉鏀惧湪绡瓙閲岋紝蹇冧簨閲嶉噸鍦拌锛塆randma is ill. Here are...
绛旓細鑻辨枃灏忕煭鍓 涓汉绠鍘嗭細 A(琛ｈ～瑜磋锛 B锛堣。鐫鍏夐矞锛 C灏忚姳 D灏忚崏 E妞 瀛 F鏂伴椈璁拌呫 B鍧愬湪E涓婂悆涓滆タ锛孉涓涔炰笎涓婂墠 A锛氬厛鐢燂紝鍏堢敓锛岃缁欐垜浜涢潰鍖咃紝璋㈣阿锛屾垜楗垮緱涓嶈 浜嗐 B锛氾紙鍘屾伓锛夎寮锛岃寮銆傦紙鐒跺悗渚胯捣韬寮锛岃繖鏃朵粬 鐨勯挶鍖呮帀鍒癊涓婂ご浜嗭級 A锛氬厛鐢燂紝鍏堢敓锛圓鐪嬭鍚庯紝绔嬪嵆...
绛旓細鈥斿ぉ 绂忓嫆鏂壒姝ラ鍒板竷宸寸殑澧撶涓娿傜鍕掓柉鐗(鐢诲闊)褰撶劧,鎴戜篃鍘荤湅鏈涗簡甯冨反鏈汉銆傜鍕掓柉鐗:鍢,甯冨反,鏄垜,绂忓嫆鏂壒•鐢樻櫘銆傛垜璁板緱 浣犺鐨勪竴鍒,鎴戣鎵鏈変簨鎯呴兘鐩樼畻濂戒簡銆傜鍕掓柉鐗逛粠鍙ｈ閲屾帍鍑虹瑪璁般傜鍕掓柉鐗,鎴戝皢鑺变簩涓囧洓鍗冦佷簲鐧 鍜屽叚鍗佷簩缇庡厓鍜岀編鍒,鎴戝緱鍒扳︹47涓 鍒嗘満銆傛渤鍙ｂ斺斿ぉ ...
绛旓細EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard.FORREST (voice-over)I didn't stay home for long, because I'd made a promise to Bubba. And I always try to keep my ...
绛旓細2011-01-03 6浜烘悶绗戣嫳璇瘽鍓у墽鏈 25 2010-11-20 姹備竴涓悶绗戣嫳璇瘽鍓у墽鏈(6浜) 53 2010-11-15 鎬ユ眰6浜虹殑澶т竴鑻辫璇濆墽鍓ф湰 15 2011-11-12 6浜烘悶绗戣嫳璇瘽鍓у墽鏈姞缈昏瘧 92 2011-03-25 鎬ユ眰鑾庡＋姣斾簹鐨勮嫳璇瘽鍓у墽鏈!浜虹墿鏈濂藉湪4鍒6浜轰箣闂! 13 2010-01-18 6浜鸿嫳璇瘽鍓у墽鏈 280 鏇村...
绛旓細2013-05-17 11:44浜虹墿: Narrator: It鈥檚 Christmas time. B is rehearsing Christmas songs in the yard for his School Chorus.A---鍦ㄧ潯瑙, B---鍦ㄧ獥澶栧敱姝.浠栧悗鏉ュ紩鏉ヤ紬浜.鍦烘櫙: A鍦ㄥ眿閲.(鎽嗗紶妗屽瓙,鍜屾瀛,瓒村湪妗屽瓙涓婄潯)B: (clear his throat, starts singing) I wish you Merry ...
