高中英语搞笑长对话
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(Henry is leaning on the car, facing the other side, while Vicky walks towards him)
Vicky: Hey, is that Henry? What\u2019s up?
Henry: Vicky? Oh, haven\u2019t met you for a long time! How are you?
Vicky: I\u2019m fine, thanks. What are you doing here by the way? Daydreaming in the street? I don\u2019t know you have such a strange habit!
Henry: No kidding! Daydreaming is a waste of time. Actually, I\u2019m doing something very serious now.
Vicky: Serious? How serious? Wait, wait, let me make a guess\u2026 Oh, I know. You\u2019re recording how many cars run away before your eyes, right?
Henry: \u2026 Am I such a silly guy?
Vicky: Well, I\u2019m just joking. You know, you need to laugh more.
Henry: Alright\u2026 In fact, I\u2019m memorizing routines.
Vicky: Routines?
Henry: Yes, routines.
Vicky: Routines of what?
Henry: Routines of road of course. I\u2019m going to a driving test this morning. Look, this is my new car. Just bought it few days ago. I want to drive immediately after passing the driving test.
Vicky: Wow, it\u2019s cool! It\u2019s not surprising to see you so pleased. But, are you sure you will pass the test so easily? My cousin took the test last month and he failed for three times!
Henry: I\u2019ve been spending time on the test for several months! I believe I can do it, otherwise, I\u2019ll\u2026 I\u2019ll\u2026
Vicky: What\u2019ll you do?
Henry: I\u2019ll sell the car and never try to retake the test!
Vicky: Ha, no need to be so serious! Let\u2019s see. Proud people always fall in important moments. Actually, what time are you going for the driving test?
Henry: 9 o\u2019clock\u2026 What time is it now\u2026? Oh, goodness, it\u2019s already 8.55! I must go now!
Vicky: Go? Go where? Aren\u2019t you taking the test by your car?
Henry: Oh, yes, you remind me. Sorry, I\u2019m a bit stressed out\u2026 In this way\u2026
Vicky: OK, OK. It\u2019s me who should go now.
Henry: (wants to go into the car) Ah!!!!!!
Vicky: What\u2019s the matter?
Henry: My key\u2026 Where\u2019s my key?
Vicky: Your key? Don\u2019t tell me you lost your key and you\u2019ve just discovered that!
Henry: Unfortunately, yes\u2026
Vicky: Oh my god! Will they provide a car for driving test? I mean, not many people will own a car without a driving license, right?
Henry: Yes, they do\u2026 But there\u2019s no time for me to apply and they don\u2019t welcome late comers to take the test.
Vicky: You\u2019re really unlucky\u2026 You can still take the test again anyway.
Henry: That\u2019s the only thing I can do now\u2026 Take an application form and pay the money once more\u2026
Vicky: You look really desperate\u2026 I suggest you go home now and take a rest\u2026
Henry: See you then\u2026 (Gone)
Vicky: Poor guy\u2026 Hey, what\u2019s that? A key!?
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\u7537\uff1aCan I buy you a drink?\uff08\u6211\u53ef\u4ee5\u4e3a\u4f60\u4e70\u4e00\u676f\u996e\u6599\u5417\uff1f\uff09
\u5973\uff1aActually I\u2019d rather have the money.\uff08\u4e0d\u5fc5\uff0c\u6211\u6211\u5b81\u613f\u7559\u4e0b\u90a3\u4e9b\u94b1\u3002)
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\u7537\uff1aCan I have your name?\uff08\u76f4\u8bd1\uff1a\u6211\u80fd\u6709\u4f60\u7684\u540d\u5b57\u5417\uff1f\uff09
\u5973\uff1aWhy? Don\u2019t you already have one? \uff08\u4e3a\u4ec0\u4e48\uff1f\u4f60\u4e0d\u662f\u5df2\u7ecf\u6709\u4e00\u4e2a\u4e86\u5417\uff1f\uff09
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\u7537\uff1aI\u2019m a photographer. I\u2019ve been looking for a face like yours.\uff08\u6211\u662f\u6444\u5f71\u5e08\u3002\u6211\u4e00\u76f4\u5728\u5bfb\u627e\u4e00\u5f20\u50cf\u4f60\u8fd9\u6837\u7684\u8138\u3002\uff09
\u5973\uff1aI\u2019m a plastic surgeon. I\u2019ve been looking for a face like yours.\uff08\u6211\u662f\u6574\u5f62\u5916\u79d1\u533b\u751f\u3002\u6211\u4e5f\u4e00\u76f4\u5728\u5bfb\u627e\u4e00\u5f20\u50cf\u4f60\u8fd9\u6837\u7684\u8138\u3002\uff09
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\u7537\uff1aIs this seat empty?\uff08\u76f4\u8bd1\uff1a\u8fd9\u4e2a\u5ea7\u4f4d\u662f\u7a7a\u7684\u5427\uff1f\uff09
\u5973\uff1aYes, and this one will be if you sit down.\uff08\u662f\u7684\uff0c\u5982\u679c\u4f60\u5750\u4e0b\uff0c\u6211\u7684\u5ea7\u4f4d\u5c31\u662f\u7a7a\u7684\u3002\uff09
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\u7537\uff1aHaven\u2019t I seen you some place before?\uff08\u6211\u597d\u50cf\u4ee5\u524d\u5728\u4ec0\u4e48\u5730\u65b9\u89c1\u8fc7\u4f60\uff1f\uff09
\u5973\uff1aYes. That\u2019s why I don\u2019t go there anymore.\uff08\u662f\u7684\u3002\u8fd9\u5c31\u662f\u4e3a\u4ec0\u4e48\u6211\u4e0d\u518d\u53bb\u90a3\u4e2a\u5730\u65b9\u7684\u539f\u56e0\u3002\uff09
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\u7537\uff1aWill you go out with me this Saturday?\uff08\u8fd9\u4e2a\u661f\u671f\u516d\u4f60\u60f3\u8ddf\u6211\u51fa\u53bb\u5417\uff1f\uff09
\u5973\uff1aSorry. I\u2019m having a headache this weekend.\uff08\u62b1\u6b49\u3002\u8fd9\u4e2a\u5468\u672b\u6211\u5934\u75bc\u3002\uff09
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\u7537\uff1aI think I could make you very happy.\uff08\u6211\u60f3\u6211\u80fd\u8ba9\u4f60\u975e\u5e38\u5feb\u4e50\u3002\uff09
\u5973\uff1aWhy? Are you leaving?\uff08\u662f\u5417\uff1f\u4f60\u662f\u8bf4\u4f60\u8981\u79bb\u5f00\uff1f\uff09
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
希望能帮到你，谢谢啦 谢谢。其他人的都太长了。O(∩_∩)O~ Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。” The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
完美儿子
A:我有一个很完美的儿子.
B:他抽烟吗?
A:不抽.
B:他喝威士忌酒吗?
A:不喝.
B:他会不会很晚回家?
A:不会.
B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子. 那他多大了?
A:下个星期三就满6个月了.
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
我刚咬破自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。
“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？”
“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”
Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "
.鸟窝与头发
我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。
“是什么鸟呢？”我姐姐问她。
“我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。
“那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗？”我姐姐鼓励她道。
“哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。”
男: This seat empty?（这个座位是空的吧？） 女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）【我立马走人】 男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？） 女：Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.（是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。）【我不想和你有任何交集】 男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？） 女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼)【^_^头疼也是可以预约的】 男：Can I have your name?（我能知道你的名字吗？） 女：Why? Don''t you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？） 男：I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。） 女：I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）【长的真丑】 男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。） 女：Why? Are you leaving?（是吗？你是说你要离开？）【你能离开就是对我的仁慈】
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