急需英语长笑话、带翻译额
Stan:I
won
92
goldfish.
Fred:
Where
are
you
going
to
keep
them?
Stan:
In
the
bathroom
。
Fred:
But
what
will
you
do
when
you
want
to
take
a
bath?
Stan:
Blindfold
them!
斯丹：我赢了
92
条金鱼。
弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？
斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？
斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛
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