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Stanley Ipkiss:(looking wistfully at the poster of Tina)She'll never be mine...史丹利：(满怀期望的看着蒂娜的海报)她永远不会属于我……
(He turns and sees the mask lying on the sofa. Slowly, he walks over to it and holds it... )
(转身看着沙发上的面具。他缓缓地走近，拿起它。)
Stanley Ipkiss: (throwing it over the sofa)No way.
史丹利：(把面具扔在沙发后)不可能的。
(Walks away, then jumps over the sofa)
(走开，后又跳到沙发后)
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The Mask: Ooh, somebody stop me!
摩登大圣：谁来阻止我！
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(Thugs shoot at the Mask)
(匪徒对摩登大圣开枪)
The Mask: Did you miss me?
摩登大圣：你又没打中我吗？
(Takes a drink, and the liquid pours out through holes in his body)
(喝了一口，水从他身上的枪眼冒出来)
The Mask: I GUESS NOT!
摩登大圣：我想你没有！
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(Tina kicks him and scampers away)
(对蒂娜说了一堆下流话之后蒂娜踢了他并跑开了)
The Mask: (squeaky voice) She is so coy.
摩登大圣：(尖刺的声音)她很害羞。
The Mask: (deep voice)I love it!
摩登大圣：(低沉的声音)我就喜欢这样的！
参考资料：http://baike.baidu.com/view/152694.html?tp=0_11#7
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