求五年级相声三人的短！！ 跪求三人的短相声
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甲（老师）乙丙（学生）
甲：亲爱的观众，好好好培训班第一批学员就要毕业实习了，实习之前呢，请大家给做一个鉴定，看看我的学生，他们是不是能把好话说透，好话说够，光说好话，不说反面话。如果谁做到这一点，希望大家给他鼓鼓掌，鼓励鼓励他们。我可不是吹，我那学生都个儿顶个儿的才貌双全，一见面准把您给震住。同学们，集合！
（学生上，顺拐）
乙丙合：哒哒哒哒……（鬼子进村）
甲：怎么都一顺撇儿出来的！同学们好！
乙丙合：老师好！好得很！好的不得了！我们老师就是好！
甲：这不是新年到了嘛，先给大家来点好话：
乙：在新的一年里，我祝愿在座的诸位一帆风顺，二龙腾飞，三羊开泰，四季平安，五福临门，六六大顺，七星高照，八方来财，九九同心，十全十美。百事可乐，千事吉祥，万事如意！
丙：祝愿在座的，吃的好，喝的好，玩的好，乐的好，工作好，学习好，家庭好，事业好，一年更比一年好，来点掌声好不好？
甲：我的学生怎么样？！ 看来我这班没白办。同学们，把咱们“好好好”说话培训班的座右铭背诵一遍。
乙丙合：是！您说的都是对的！
甲：这就是我们办班的宗旨。同学们，咱们把学习的功课复习一遍。
乙：是。
丙：我有一个问题。
甲：什么问题呀？
丙：咱们看见人光说好话，不说坏话。
甲：啊。
丙：那人家说错了也不给指出来，人家犯错误怎么办？
乙：对呀。
甲：还对哪？你管他干嘛呀？
丙：干嘛不管？
甲：犯错误是他的事，不说好话是你们的事啊。明白了吗？
乙丙合：明白。
甲：现在开始复习功课
乙丙合：是。
甲：我说东。 乙：我说东。
甲：我说西。 丙：我说西。
甲：我说狗。 乙：我说狗。
甲：我说鸡。 丙：我说鸡。
甲：我吃西瓜不吃瓤儿。
合：老师专啃西瓜皮。
甲：我说冬天特别热！
合：最好钻进冰箱里。
甲：我说夏天特别冷。
合：应该穿上皮大衣。
甲：我说电线杆子上能结苹果。
合：结……（乱）电线杆子上结苹果？老师这怎么说呀？
甲：你说“完全可以没问题”。
合：对，完全可以没问题。
甲：我说那树上能长鸡蛋。
合：（乱）啊？老师，这也不会了。
甲：你说“鸡蛋都是带把儿的”。
合：对，鸡蛋都是带把儿的。
甲：我说那开水特别的凉。
合：（乱）老师，那更不会了。
甲：你说“里边还能养活鱼”。
合：（乱）啊？开水里养活鱼？哪有这事儿？
甲：停！停！我们的宗旨是什么？
合：您说的都是对的！
甲：这不就对了吗。我说那开水特别凉
合：对，里边还能养活鱼。
甲：我说那老鼠要吃猫。
乙：对，是我亲眼看见的
甲：我说出门看见人咬狗
丙：对，是我亲眼看见的。
甲：我说三岁小孩长胡子
乙：对，是我亲眼看见的。
甲：我说一只公鸡下个蛋。
丙：对，是我亲眼看见的。
甲：你们会不会说点别的，要仔细描述一下看到的情况。
合：我们不会编瞎话。
甲：什么？
合：我们一定好好配合您说话
甲：这就对了嘛。我说我黑夜做了个白日梦
乙：对，太阳西升东边落，
甲：我看见东洋大海失了火
丙：对，烧毁了龙王的水晶宫。
甲：我看见书本放在狗窝里
乙：对，扑克装在文具盒
甲：同学们下课问声老师早
丙：对，上课他比老师说得多
甲：他都说些什么呀？
合：长白山在广东省，辽宁有个大渡河，江心骆驼下了个蛋，山顶乌龟做了个窝……耳朵看了直流泪，眼睛听了直打嗝—— 老师，我们说得对不对？
甲：对对对，说得好
合：就这还好呢。
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