高分悬赏：翻译英文故事
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It's getting dark, Three hours pass without anyone realising it. They are to meet at 3:00. Not far away, a girl , only a girl is seated on a stone bench waiting quitely. She doesn't leave untill the street light is on.
A and B get to know each other on the Internet.
"Why aren't you here for the date?" C asks B.
"what a boring game! You believe it ,don't you?" B shrugs his shoulder, " Acquainted with her only on the Internet. Don't be so serious and earnest."
"Why don't you tell her straight you won't go ? And instesd you lie to her,why?"
"Who is so naive as to believe it?" B says.
"Well, that's it. But hopefully you won't do that again."
B and C are on their way to the school canteen. There comes a pretty girl.
"Don't you see that's our department flower? " says B.
C, shaking his head, says," Such a beauty is just to be looked at,and you are fated not to get her."
D gets back to the dorm and sees A siitting on the bed in silence. D goes over to her and gets seated next to her, asking: "What'up ? what's happened?"
"The guy stands me up. Why does he break his promise? I wait for three hours!"
Three tortoises prepared their lunch and went to the riverside for a picnic. Just as they arrived at the riverside, the weather changed suddenly. A heavy rain was imminent. Therefore they held an emergent meeting to discuss their countermeasure. They immediately decided to send the small tortoise back to fetch the umbrellas. The small tortoise finally agreed that, if the old tortoises guaranteed not to eat the sandwich, he would go back to fetch the umbrellas. The two old tortoises agreed.
One day passed, then a week and then a month. When a whole year had passed, the two old tortoises did not see the small tortoise. Then one of the old tortoises said to the other,“He can't be back. Let's eat the sandwich!”. As soon as he heard their words, the small tortoise extended his head from under the rock and said, “If you eat the sandwich, I will not go!”
诺言
三只乌龟准备好了午餐来到河边去野炊，刚到河边不久天色突变，一场大雨近在眼前。于是它们召开紧急会议讨论对策，并且马上决定派一只乌龟回去取雨伞。小乌龟最后同意如果在它不在的时候老乌龟保证不吃三明治的话它就回去取伞，两只老乌龟表示同意。
一天过去了，一周过去了，一个月过去了，最后一年过去了，两只老乌龟还不见小乌龟的踪影，于是一只老乌龟对另外一只说：“它不会回来了，我们把三明治吃了吧！”。话音刚落只见小乌龟从后面的岩石下面把头伸出来说道：“你们吃的话我就不去了！”。
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英文由“京腔吴凋笑笑生”先生提供，原文大意取自Braude's Treasure of Wit and Humor.
The ass and his purchaser
a man wanted to buy an ass.he went to the market,and saw a likely one,but he wanted to test him first.
so hetook the ass homemand put him into the stable with the other asses.the new ass looked around,and immediately went to choose a place a place next to the laziest ass in the stable.
when the man saw this he put a halter on the ass at once,and gave him back to his qwner.
the qwner felt quite surprised.he asked the man,"why are you back so soon?have you tesed him already?""i don't want to test him any more,"replied the man ,"from the companion he chose for himself,i could see what sort of animal he is."
驴和它的购买者
一个人想买头驴。他去了市场，看到一只很可爱的驴。但他想先测试它一下。
所以他把驴带到了家，然后把它和其它驴一起放到圈里，这只新来的驴左右看了看，马上选择了离最懒的驴最近的地方。
当这个人看到这个情景时，他给它套了缰绳，然后把它还给了卖驴的人。
卖驴的人很奇怪。他问那个人，“你怎么这么快就回来了，你不是去测试它了吗？”“我再也不想测试了，”这个人说，“从它选择的伙伴就能看出，它是一个什么样的动物。”
A little boy asked his mother "Why are you crying?"
一个男孩问他的妈妈：“ 你为什么要哭呢？”
"Because I'm a woman," she told him.
妈妈说：“因为我是女人啊。”
"I don't understand," he said.
男孩说：“我不懂。”
His mum just hugged him and said, "And you never will."
他妈妈抱起他说：“你永远不会懂的。”
Later the little boy asked his father,"Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"
后来小男孩就问他爸爸：“妈妈为什么毫无理由的哭呢？”
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
他爸爸只能说：“所有女人都这样。”
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.
小男孩长大了，成为一个男人，但他仍就不懂女人为什么哭泣。
Finally he put in a call to God; and when God got on the phone, he asked,"God, why do women cry so easily?"
最后，他打电话给上帝；在上帝拿起电话时，他问道：“上帝，女人为什么那么容易哭泣呢？”
God said: "When I made the woman, she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world; yet, gentle enough to give comfort."
上帝回答说：“当我创造女人时，就让她很特别。我使她的肩膀能挑起整个世界；同时却又柔情似水。”
"I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children."
“我让她的内心很坚强，能够承受分娩的痛苦，并能多次忍受来自自己孩子的拒绝。”
A little boy asked his mother "Why are you crying?"
Because I'm a woman," she told himI don't understand," he said.His mum just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father,"Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cryFinally he put in a call to God; and when God got on the phone, he asked,"God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman, she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world; yet, gentle enough to give comfort."I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children."
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