小学生经典英语笑话短文？
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The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE.God is watching."
学生们在食堂排队吃午餐。在桌子的一头有一大堆苹果，修女写了一张纸条，贴在苹果托盘上:“只能拿一个。上帝在看着你。”
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
顺着午餐队伍往前走，在桌子的另一端有一大堆巧克力饼干。一个孩子写了一张纸条，“想要多少拿多少，上帝正看着苹果呢。”
：能让我们老师回去吗?
While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room. Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.
在访问一听乡村学校时，教育委员会主席因为隔壁房间里不守规矩的学生们发出的噪音而愤怒不已。他气愤地推开门，一把抓住一个身材较高的男生，他似乎说话最多。他拖着男生到另一个房间，并礼他他站在墙角。
A few minutes later, a *** all boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, "Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?"
几分钟后，一个小男孩探进头来，恳求道:“求求您，先生，能让我们的老师回去吗?”
：你知道我是谁吗?
It was the final examination for a Biology course at a university. It was designed to weed out some students. The examination was two hours long. After the exam booklets were provided, the professor told the class that any exam booklet that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail.
这是一所大学的生物课期末考试。考试旨在淘汰部分学生。考试时间为两小时。分发试题册后，教授对学生们说，两小时结束后任何没交的试题册他都不再接收，没交的学生一律不及格。考试开始后半小时，个学生匆匆跑了进来，向教授要试题册。
Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
“你没有时间答完试题的，”教授一边把试题册递给学生，一边讽刺地说。
"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.
“不，我有，”学生回答。然后他坐下来开始答题两小时后，教授要求交卷，学生们把试卷整理好，交了卷，只有那名迟到的学生还继续写着。一小时后，学生走到教授跟前，教授正坐在桌旁准备下一节课。学生试图把试卷放在桌上的一堆试题册上。
"Yes, I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour later, the student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there
“我不会接收的。太晚了。”
"I'm not going to accept that. It's late."
学生看上去将信将疑，有些生气。
The student looked incredulous and angry.
“你知道我是谁吗?”
"Do you know who I am?"
“不，说实话，我不知道，”教授回答说，言语中带着嘲讽的语气。
"No, as a matter of fact, I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarca *** in his voice.
“你知道我是谁吗?”学生又问，声音更响亮了。
"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice.
“不知道，我也不在乎”教授回答，面露优越的神色。
"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.
“那就好，”学生说著快速地拿起一叠试卷，把他的塞到中间，然后走出了教室。
"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of pleted exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.
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