求一个好的英语短剧的剧本，要搞笑的，6个人的，最好比较神经质的，搞笑的，或者符合篮球的也可以 求四到六人英语搞笑短剧，一定要幽默哦。。。
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\u5728\u6b4c\u5267\u300aHannibal\u300b\u7684\u6392\u7ec3\u4e2d\uff0c\u4e24\u4f4d\u65b0\u6765\u7684\u5267\u56e2\u7ecf\u7406\uff0c\u6765\u5230\u5267\u9662\u89c2\u770b\u3002\u5267\u56e2\u7684\u53f0\u67f1\uff0c\u5973\u9ad8\u97f3Carlotta\u6b63\u5728\u5531\u6b4c\u7684\u65f6\u5019\uff0c\u7a81\u7136\u4e00\u4e2a\u6c99\u888b\u4ece\u821e\u53f0\u9876\u4e0a\u843d\u4e0b\uff0c\u53ea\u5dee\u4e00\u70b9\u70b9\u5c31\u53ef\u80fd\u7838\u6b7b\u5979\u3002\u5728\u6f14\u5458\u4eec\u7684\u60ca\u547c\u4e4b\u4e2d\uff0c\u4f34\u5531\u7684\u59d1\u5a18\u4eec\u5c16\u53eb\u8d77\u6765"\u662fPhantom\u5e72\u7684"\u3002Carlotta\u53c8\u60ca\u53c8\u6c14\uff0c\u62c2\u8896\u4e0b\u573a\uff0c\u62d2\u7edd\u518d\u5531\u3002\u5267\u56e2\u82ad\u857e\u821e\u6559\u7ec3Giry\u592a\u592a\u7ad9\u51fa\u6765\u2026
G: Oh,It must be the phantom,
MA: Phantom? I used to think it\u2019s only a legend. What shall we do?
G: Every time there is a performance the No 5 balcony should be empty. For it\u2019s phantom\u2019s. And the 2 million franc that is given to the phantom should be continued. Or the accidents happened today won\u2019t stop.
MA: That\u2019s a bad news. But even worse Carlotta our leading actress also a bad temper woman refuse to play the role.
G: Not very difficult. Christine can take the place of her.
MA: Christine?
G: Yes. Though she is 16 in our troupe but I learn from my daughter that she is learning singing from a secret teacher. And she sings a wonderful voice.
MA: Ok\u2026ok since I have no idea now. Christine could have a try.
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P: I find the one I\u2019m looking for eventually. A person who can understand my music has appeared. Christine for the first time I see her I know she is the one I\u2019m looking for. Now I\u2019m making effort to practice her to be the best singers. One day she will be able to sing my song in the stage.
CH: What a man he is. He always wears a mask. And I know nothing about him. His name, his backdrop, where he came from, only I know that he is a good person and help me lot. Maybe he is ugly. How he looks like?
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P: No, I can be sure that you won\u2019t be interesting in it. And you never have chance to see my real appearance. Oh it\u2019s already daybreak. You should go to the ground.
Ch: Bye
P: I think we would meet soon.
Some days later
G: what is the matter manager? You look so worried.
Ma: A serious problem. The phantom had sent me a letter.
G: what\u2019s the content.
MA: It reads that he order us to let Christine be the leading actress of the new opera.
G: it doesn\u2019t seem so bad as I think.
MA: But Carlotta won\u2019t agree.
G: What are you going to do now.
MA: I choose Carlotta for she is more famous now. And she will of course make the opera successful.
G: Will the phantom take action to do sth?
MA: I hope he\u2019d better not. Now strengthen the guard. It\u2019s all I can do.
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MA: who are you?
P: there is no need for you to know who I am. Take it.
MA: what\u2019s this.
P: a playbook.
MA: a playbook
P: yes you ought to perform it as I tell you. Listen to me or you will regret.
After the party
R: what are you looking at manager.
MA: oh my venerable viscount. It is just a playbook.
R: who wrote it? What a fantastic story it is.
MA: it is\u2026
R: the phantom isn\u2019t he. Only he can do it.
MA: yes viscount.
R: so what are you going to deal with it.
MA: as you say the story is so strange I don\u2019t think it should be performed.
R: I think it should. For phantom always make my fianc\u00e9e Christine worried. And he had killed Carlotta.
MA: you mean that\u2026
R: try to perform the play. And the phantom would appear the police would catch him.
MA: a good plan. But\u2026
R: take it easy. I think it will succeed.
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R: where are they had gone. It seems that they had disappear.
G: What\u2019s wrong. Why are you here, viscount?
R: you should know I lost my way. I must find my fianc\u00e9e as soon as I can. You Mrs. Giry know a lot of phantom should know where he had gone. Tell me.
G: (should I tell him what I know, I\u2019m the passenger of phantom but.) now tell me young one you love Christine and she loves you don\u2019t you.
R: yes I can swear. I would take care of her for the whole life.
G: Ok I feel for Christine so much. Ok you go down through the door of the mirror. This is all I can help
R: Thank you so much.
G: be careful young man.
R: I will dear madam. My thanks to you again.
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R: Free her! Do what you like, only free her!
P: now dear Christine you have to make a Choose. GO with me and I will release this gentleman. If you don\u2019t this young man will certainly die.
R: don\u2019t listen to him Christine. Phantom let Christine go you can kill me. Why don\u2019t. I\u2019m prey for you lust for blood. You are a demon.
CH: I have never been recognizing that you are such a cruel one. You have taught me, and you have changed now.
P: Cruel. You say cruel. Who is cruel? It\u2019s me who give you the chance to be the famous actress. And you have betrayed me.
Ch: how can you say so! I respect you so much. But I loved Raoul. I will follow him not you.
R: I love her! Show some compassion.
P: shut up. The world shows no compassion to me.
Police: viscount. Are you in? Track down this murderer - he must be found!
We will burst in.
P: too late to turn back. You must pay for what you have down to me
CH: not too late my friend. What you need is others care.
R: either way you choose, my love, he wins. Forgive me, I can\u2019t do as I promise to be with you.
CH: why torment yourself my friend. End it.
P: either way you choose, I lose. Maybe you are right Christine. Oh see what I have down to you.
P: young man you are free now. Forget all this and all you have seen. Take her away.
R: Why. You set us free.
P: no reason, perhaps. Christine, listen. Only you can take my song flight.
CH: I will. But what are you going to do.
P: It is over now. The play has concluded. There is no phantom in the world from now and forever.
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Build a house. \u518d\u89c1\uff0c\u5b69\u5b50\u4eec\u3002\u53bb\u76d6\u95f4\u623f\u3002 Be careful of the wolf. \u5c0f\u5fc3\u72fc\u3002 Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. \u4e09\u53ea\u5c0f\u732a\uff1a\u597d\u7684\uff0c\u5988\u5988\u3002\u518d\u89c1\u3002 Wolf: I\u2019m hungry. Look! Three little pigs \u72fc\uff1a\u6211\u997f\u4e86\u3002\u770b\uff0c\u4e09\u53ea\u5c0f\u732a\u53ef for dinner. 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One day, a colt carried a bag of wheat to the mill.
As he was running with the bag on his back, he came to a small river. Water went gurgling on. The colt could not decide whether he could cross it. Looking around, he saw a cow grazing nearby. He asked, "Uncle Cow, could you tell me if I can cross the river?" the cow told him that he could and that the river was not very deep, just to his knees.
The colt was crossing the river when a squirrel jumped down a tree and stopped him. The squirrel shouted, "Colt, stop! You'll be drowned! One of my friends was drowned yesterday just in the river." Not knowing what to do, the colt went home to consult his mom.
He told his mom his experience on the way. His mother said, "My child, don't always listen to others. You'd better go and try yourself. Then you'll know what to do."
Just at the river, the squirrel stopped the colt again. "Little horse, it's too dangerous!" "No, I want to have a try by myself", answered the colt. Then he crossed the river carefully. On the other side of the river, the colt realized that the river was neither as shallow as the cow said nor as as deep as the squirrel told him.
The fable tells us a truth: real knowledge comes from practices.
刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)
刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)
强盗burglars(abandc)
prologue 序幕
(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my
wife is wusong.
译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。
(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!
译：我才不怕你呢！
(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)
my god! who can help me?(下)
译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？
act1 第一幕
(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)
jm(拄拐棍上):i can!
(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you?
l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ，mum?
jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.
l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?
jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so
lazy……
l:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all
daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken
and……
jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!
l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son. i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)
act2
(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)
l:mum, i’m back!
lm:you are back?why?what happened?
l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on
marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen
to me. look at yourself……
l:but,mum……
lm:never interrupt me!
l:mum,i’m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and
i’ll marry whomever you want me to.
lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market.he said:“if your daughter
haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll go
and tell him.(下)
l(惊愕):what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的锅
铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)
act3
(j睡眼惺忪上)
j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!
(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now
she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.
jm(上):where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet?
j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone!
jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
j(立正敬礼):yes madam!
act4
(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
a:hey you!stop and listen to us!
the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚)
ab&c:give us all your money!
j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!
b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!
c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next month.we can go and
rob the wedding!
a&b:good idea!
j(惊讶):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!
ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!
j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou? i’ll go
with you. you take the money and i take the bride.
b:have you got any experience?
j:no. but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(j和三强盗跃至台中)
abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!
a:the road is built by me!
b:and i planted one tree.
c:if you want to go by this street---
j:give us all your money!
(l听到j的声音，掀起了盖头)
l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)
(ms大怒，挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒)
j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向ms冲去）
(j与ms混战，jm上，以拐杖击晕ms)
(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
j(扶起l，关切地问):honey, how are you?
l(哭状):i hurt a lot!
j:don’t cry baby.i’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)
老大是烟职的吧
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