英语小短剧 英语搞笑短剧？
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T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---FrogB----Bear
Tiger: I\u2019m a great tiger. I\u2019m very strong. I\u2019m very brave. I\u2019m the king of the forest.But now I\u2019m very hungry. I must findsth. to eat at once, or I\u2019ll dieimmediately. Oh, there\u2019s nothinghere. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly)
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Fox: I\u2019m a fox. You can see, I\u2019m pretty and lovely. I\u2019m good at cheating 0andtelling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. Howdelicious it is!
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Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.
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Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have agood idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?
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Tiger: Not so good. I\u2019m very hungry now. I want toeat you.
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Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I\u2019m the king of the forest! I\u2019m the king of the forest! Ifyou want to eat me, I will let you die right now.
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Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can\u2019t belive her. I\u2019m the king of the forest here.
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Fox: If you don\u2019t believe me, just follow me and see who is theking of the forest.
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Tiger: Ok. Let\u2019s go.
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Rabbit: I\u2019m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a bigturnip. Oh! It\u2019s toohard. I can\u2019t pull itout.
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Bird: I\u2019m a bird.
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Rabbit: Hi!
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Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can Ihelp you?
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Rabbit: Yes, please.
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Frog: I\u2019m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What canI do for you?
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R&B: Yes, come on!
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Frog : Ok! I\u2019m coming!
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Bear: I\u2019m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are youdoing here?
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R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are sostrong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all pulling it out.Please come and help us.
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Bear: Ok! I\u2019m coming.
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Fox: Hello, Bear!
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Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
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Fox: Hello, Frog!
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Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
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Fox: Hello, Bird!
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Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
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Fox: Hello, Rabbit!
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Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
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Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened!They all run away!
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Tiger: Yes, you are right. It\u2019s true. I\u2019m very sorry. You are the kingof the forest. That\u2019s allright. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king. \u8001\u864e\ufe30 \u662f\u7684\u4f60\u662f\u6b63\u786e\u7684\u3002\u5b83\u662f\u771f\u5b9e\u7684\u3002\u975e\u5e38\u62b1\u6b49\u4e86\u3002\u4f60\u662f\u68ee\u6797\u4e4b\u738b\u3002\u90a3\u5c31\u7b97\u4e86\u3002\u6211\u4f1a\u8dd1\u6389\u3002\u4ed6\u662f\u56fd\u738b\u3002\u4ed6\u662f\u56fd\u738b\u3002
Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnipbelongs to me.
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这是一位女士为买音乐会的票已在购票处排了很长时间的队，她和另一个买票人之间的对话。虽然不知还要等多久才能买到票，但是他们决定坚持下去，因为购票只能付现金。
A:Excuse me, Are you going to buy a concert ticket?
B:Yes, I am. So are all these people in front of me.
A:Have you been here long?
B:About 45 minutes. I've moved forward a total of about 3 feet in that time.
A:You are kidding.
B:Not at all. There was a couple ahead of me who got so disgusted and they finally gave up and left. They said they'd been waiting for more than an hour.
A:Terrific. Does anyone know what's causing the delay?
B:If so,no one has let us know. It could be that there aren't enough people selling tickets this afternoon. Or maybe their computer is down. I'm sure the concert hasn't been cancelled.
A:I just hope they don't run out of tickets before I get up there.
B:That really would be annoyin, wouldn't it ?
A:I guess I should have come before lunch, Or has if been like this all day?
B:Apparently it has. In fact, before I came I tried calling to charge my tickets over the phone, just to avoid this ling wait. But they are not taking phone orders, or credit cards. It's cash or nothing, and you have to come in person.
A:Well, there are two more hours before the tickets office closes. Tickets for a good concert are worth waiting for.So I think I'll just make my self comfortable.
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