谁知到有搞笑喝酒的诗句啊，例如：酒是粮食精，越喝越年轻。外水千山总是情，少喝一杯行不行 谁知到有搞笑喝酒的诗句啊，例如：酒是粮食精，越喝越
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一两二两漱漱口，三两四两不算酒，五两六两扶墙走，七两八两还在吼。 感情深，一口闷；感情浅，舔一舔；感情厚，喝不够；感情薄，喝不着；感情铁，喝出血。 东风吹，战鼓雷，今天喝酒谁怕谁！酒肉穿肠过，朋友心中留！男人不喝酒,枉在世上走
只要心里有，茶水也当酒
酒是粮食精越喝越年轻 半斤不当酒，一斤扶墙走，斤半墙走我不走。
酒逢知已千杯少，能喝多少喝多少，喝不了赶紧跑。
革命小酒天天醉.............. 两腿一站，喝了不算。
甘为革命献肠胃
喝红了眼睛喝坏了胃，喝得手软脚也软，喝得记忆大减退。
喝得群众翻白眼，喝得单位缺经费；喝得老婆流眼泪，晚上睡觉背靠背，
一状告到纪委会，书记听了手一挥
能喝不喝也不对，我们也是天天醉！
辣酒涮牙,啤酒当茶
6个6啊！哥两好啊！谁怕谁啊，乌龟怕铁锤啊！
客人喝酒就得醉,要不主人多惭愧
主人举杯对在座的说道："女人大点口，男人全进去。" 相聚都是知心友，我先喝俩舒心酒。
路见不平一声吼，你不喝酒谁喝酒？---令打酒官司的人喝一杯
锄禾日当午，汗滴禾下土，连干三杯酒，你说苦不苦？
春眠不觉晓，处处闻啼鸟，举杯问小姐，我该喝多少？---小姐说了算
少小离家老大回，这杯我请小姐陪。---与在座小姐对饮一杯
跟着感觉走，这次我喝酒。---咳，没办法，喝了吧
来时夫人有交代，少喝酒来多吃菜。
酒壮英雄胆，不服老婆管
酒量不高怕丢愁，自我约束不喝酒。
量小非君子，无毒不丈夫 市场经济搞竞争，快将美酒喝一盅。
日出江花红胜火，祝君生意更红火。---请经商下海者喝一杯
结识新朋友，不忘老朋友。---与新老朋友共干一杯
朝辞白帝彩云间，半斤八两只等闲。---好酒量，喝一杯
危难之处显身手，妹妹（兄弟）替哥喝杯酒。
一条大河波浪宽，端起这杯咱就干。---自饮一杯
万水千山总是情，少喝一杯行不行？
要让客人喝好，自家先要喝倒！
商品经济大流通，开放搞活喝两盅
酒逢知己千杯少，话不投机大口喝
若要人不知，除非你干杯
天蓝蓝，海蓝蓝，一杯一杯往下传
天上无云地下旱，刚才那杯不能算
酒逢知己饮，诗向会人吟
百川到东海，何时再干杯，现在不喝酒，将来徒伤悲 酒是米做，不喝不行。b是肉做，不日罪过。
酒里乾坤大,壶中日月长.
只要感情有，喝啥都是酒。（喝冰水找理由）
酒是粮食精，越喝越年轻。就是粮食做，不喝是罪过。
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