我要方清平单口相声的台词《搞笑生活》和《开厕所》 急需！！！！！！！！！！ 方清平单口相声（我的烦恼）台词，急用
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我：服从。
第二天拿到票后我怒了：我订的是到山东的票，为什么给我到山西的！！！
校订票处：你不是说服从调剂吗？ 4、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服，就是把扣子在后面扣上，可以挡风。一天他酒后驾驶，翻了，一头栽在路旁。 警员赶到后...警员甲：好严重的车祸。警员乙：是啊，脑袋都撞到后面去了。警员甲：嗯，还有呼吸，我们帮他把头转回来吧。警员乙：好...一、二使劲，转回来了。 警员甲：嗯，没有呼吸了……
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