请帮我翻译剧本的一部分,英语喜剧话剧。(翻译出幽默感) 各位英语高手,来帮忙翻译一下,加拿大人发抽的幽默感...

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很好的尝试, 但从汉语文字表现的场景,对话顺序和逻辑来看,还有很多问题. 不知道你是否可以修改. 可能我未能明白你想象的幽默, 恐怕和我一样的人还有.

1. On a sunny morning, a group of students are sleeping in the classroom. When their teacher comes in, everyone has just a quick look at the teacher and then goes back to sleep.
2. Here comes their class monitor, he is almost out of breath when he appears at the door of the classroom.
3. What is wrong? Insomnia? you are still so young, what happened, are you lonely?
4. No, because your classes tomorrow, so my heart can't be calm down.
5. Why? do you think I'm funny?
6. I was thinking whether I sleep or not during your class.
7.Orient-never-fail came to the door of the classroom, with a very gentle voice said to the teacher.
8. Please come in!Listen, don't try to make friend with me, you're late for such a long time, my good boy, tell me why you were late.
9. Last night my roommate and I were talking about summer vacation plans,
then I was thinking in bed about summer vacation and where to travel. I could not stop thinking, couldn't........
10. If I did so, I would not sleep at all during the whole night.
11. What a nonsense! monitor, take him out.
12. As you can see for yourself, if you can wake him up.

13. we went to wake him up, we wake him, by what means?
14. do not have continued after NET
15. the see you like this, play the game very late last night.
16. No, at two o'clock in the morning when the computer is dead, my game is not archived yet.
17. just what I said, if you hear that must have been an illusion, an illusion.
18. do not gloss over, however, you have to remember, you're a man.
19.
Yes, I really lose sleep last night, because I played a four-hour games
have not been saved, so I'm going to play over again.
20. delivery boy shows up at the door at this time.
21. I did not call out, do you have it?
22. you're going the wrong way, and were not allowed to bring breakfast in the classroom.
23. Yes, takeout is sent here.Because the takeout person said, would meet a tough teacher.After seeing you, I'm sure, this is the place.
24. who you call out, come take your takeout far far.
25. look!I'm not a mean teacher
26. I said I'm not going to get it wrong, the teacher knew well.
27. to be honest, why are you so late, also brought breakfast, too outrageous.
28. and insomnia, which does not want to marry it.
29. No, I was thinking, how do I get rid of a single.Yesterday saw a very handsome boys hold a girl's hand, the girls, I beautiful, but I'm still single.What in the world, so unfair.
30. may your presence is too strong.
Standing
in the doorway of the 31.no group sneak up, the opportunity to avoid
the teacher's eyes, secretly entered, and returned to his seat.
32. I was talking with high school classmates.But the eyes open, trying to sleep.The spirit in order to, I drank 3 cups of coffee.Then, knew until four o'clock in the morning, I go to sleep.
33. wow!Really incredible, four hours of sleep a day, but I admire you.But you can sleep in the classrooms.
34. the pressures of life, study pressure, made it difficult for us to breathe.While we cannot change the situation, but we are growing.We will flow caused by youth, no regrets.

就算是50分都不一定有人帮你翻译那么长的,何况是5分,还要有幽默感···
建议最好是分成几段提问,不然回答者压力山大!

话说这语言都是生活化的,何不自己试试

生命的宽度就在于
走在路上,看见一个老人摔倒,所有人都上去扶她,让她一时不知道该讹谁

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