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再抄一点大学的时候，一次考试，一个女生作弊被抓了，被监考老师没收了准考证，并勒令她收拾东西离开考场。那女生趴在桌子上，慢慢的肩膀开始一耸一耸，监考老师是个老头，一看到这情况马上走过去安慰道：“没事，又不是全部科目不让你考了，回去吧。”
那女生居然渐渐哭出声来了，老头一看说：“别哭了别哭了。好吧，我把准考证还给你，不算你作弊好了吧。” 那女生还是不理她，反而大哭起来，一把鼻涕一把泪的。老头害怕了，凑过去说：“要不，咱再抄点儿……？！”
自己翻译
你可以演初一课本上的《奴隶与英雄》
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