二人英语幽默对话3分钟
答：“Well, three times, I dream of seven; so I figure it out that three times seven are twenty-four, and I bought the ticket with number 24 then I won the first prize.”“Why, you blamed fool (你这个傻瓜！). Three times seven is twenty-one not twenty-four.”“Is that s...
答：A: Oh my god, what a stinky smell! Who didn't flush the toilet?天啊,这么臭气熏天啊? 谁没冲厕所呀?B: (reading a book silently)(静静地看书)A: Bob, is that you again?Bob, 又是你干的好事?B: what? what about me?什么? 我又怎么了?A: You didn't flush the toilet.你...
答：经典对话一： 男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？） 女：Actually I’d rather have the money.（不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。) 经典对话二： 男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？） 女：Why? Don’t you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有...
答："Secretary li"'s smaller, climb quickly, afraid that I can't find it.3、迟了 在地铁里，一位男子发现扒手正在掏他的钱包，便幽默地说： “老兄，你来晚了！我今天虽然领 了薪水，但我太太下手比你快 多了！”3, late In the subway, a man found pickpocket is cutting his wallet...
答：老外：I am sorry too!小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry for?小明：I am sorry five!二 A; How are you 怎么是你,B:how old are you?怎么老是你?A:You don't bird me,I don't bird you.你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 B:You have seed I will give you some color to ...
答：幽默对话 1.Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.Psychiatrist: I'll deal with you later.Patient: Everyone keeps ignoring me.Psychiatrist: Next please!Mother: Mrs. Jokes next door has a new baby.Daughter: What will she do with her old one?Mother: You prayed for ...
答：Zhao: Hello, is Bob there?鲍勃：是我,请讲.Bob: Yes, speaking.赵：喂,鲍勃,我叫赵凯,林平同寝室的.林平认为你和我应该认识一下,所以我就给你打了个电话.Zhao: Hi, Bob. This is Zhao Kai. I’m Lin Ping’s roommate. Lin Ping said he thought you and I would hit it off, so ...
答：While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"The businessman replied, "Where else in San Francisco can I park my car for two weeks for $15 bucks?"or...Once upon a time ...
答："I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?""I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.""Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"...
答：B:Yes,we do.I don't have any small pads.I only have large ones.Do you want a pad？A:Yes,please.And I want some glue.B:A bottle of glue.A:And I want a large box of chalk,too.B:I only have small boxes.Do want one?A:No,thank you.B:Is that all?A:That's all...
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鲁韦15971453100：
急求一篇英语幽默的两人对话,大约2到3分钟!! -
27487孟伏
： Second language A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.Mother mouse barked fiercely, ＂Woof, woof, woof!＂ The cat was so ...
鲁韦15971453100：
哪位有两个人的英语对话要幽默一点的有两三分钟长就行!如果是有新意一点的最好! -
27487孟伏
：[答案] Tom kis Linda,then. Linda say:Oh,Tom,please do not! 1 minute later,Linda say:Oh,Tom,Pls do.. then,Oh,Tom,pls.. then,Oh,Tom... Then,Oh.
鲁韦15971453100：
求英语2人幽默对话~3分钟左右的~要搞笑点的···· -
27487孟伏
： 男: This seat empty?(这个座位是空的吧?)女:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的
鲁韦15971453100：
急求3分钟2人英语对话!最好有趣点非常急!要能说够三分钟的,不要太枯燥,好背一点的、2个人, -
27487孟伏
：[答案] 两人小剧.是反应基本的卫生习惯的问题.不知你是否喜欢? 人物: Alex 和 Bob 地点:学生宿舍 Flushing the Toilet冲厕所 A: ... B: Ok. My number is... Then see you. A: Bye! http://www.nciku.com/conversation 这里有很多情景对话,而且中英文都有,旁...
鲁韦15971453100：
急需一篇双人的幽默英语对话(男生),3分钟左右,谢谢喽 -
27487孟伏
： Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month. 弟弟:我看见你亲我姐姐了,如果你不给我五分钱,我就告诉我爸.姐姐的男朋友:不要那样做.给你五分钱.弟弟:我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了.
鲁韦15971453100：
求一个英语三分钟两人对话,最好幽默有趣,不要太简单 -
27487孟伏
： A Nice to see you here.B Nice to see you too.A Umm,its the first time we meet.So im wondering how should i call B Just call me Nick is Ok.Then what about you?A My name is Jenny B Thats a good name.It sounds that you are from California,right?...
鲁韦15971453100：
急!求英语笑话带翻译的,三到五分钟,两个人对话的,初二水平,谢谢! -
27487孟伏
：[答案] 1、周而复始 老王在树下休息,老李走过来对他说:“嗨,为什么不去上山砍柴?” 老王说:“砍柴干什么?” 老李说:... ＂Secretary li＂'s smaller,climb quickly,afraid that I can't find it. 3、迟了 在地铁里,一位男子发现扒手正在掏他的钱包,便幽默...
鲁韦15971453100：
英语搞笑小对话(3分钟,两个人的)快~THANK~ -
27487孟伏
：[答案] Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher:Peter!Tell us,what's the biggest in the world?老师:彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大?Peter:Well,well.eyelids.彼得:嗯……嗯...
鲁韦15971453100：
英语搞笑小对话(3分钟,两个人的)快~~ -
27487孟伏
： Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?老师:彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大?Peter: Well, well....eyelids....彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮……...
鲁韦15971453100：
两人的英语笑话或小品[3 - 5分钟] -
27487孟伏
：[答案] 1、一位中国留学生去到了美国,路上看见一起车祸.警察调查什么情况时,他答道:One car come one car go,two car pengpeng one car die. 2、还是这个留学生,一天他出了车祸掉下山崖,警察来营救:Hello,How are you?这小子一听,这还不简单...
