谁能够帮我找一个2-3人的英语小短剧？ 谁能提供一个两人的英语搞笑小短剧的剧本吗？
\u627e\u51e0\u4e2a\u82f1\u8bed\u7684\u5e7d\u9ed8\u77ed\u5267\uff0c\u6700\u597d\u6709\u4e2d\u6587\u7ffb\u8bd1\u30022-3\u4e2a\u4ebaCharacters:
\u3000\u3000Mr. Shi, Xiaofu, Dabao
\u3000\u3000Mr. Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change. The first Act happened in 1980s.
\u3000\u3000Act
\u3000\u3000 \u3000\u3000(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)\u3000\u3000Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine.
\u3000\u3000Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, )
\u3000\u3000Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax!
\u3000\u3000Dabao: (change faces)
\u3000\u3000Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here\u2019s no taxi.
\u3000\u3000Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X!
\u3000\u3000Dabao: What\u2019s the tax? I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you?6JJ
\u3000\u3000Taxi----! Taxi----!
\u3000\u3000Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor?
\u3000\u3000Dabao: No , No, No, no! I \u2019m just have a look. The vendor has gone to the toilet.
\u3000\u3000Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible! you \u2019ve been here for 2 hours.6JJ
\u3000\u3000Dabao: Really ? (Xiaofu: Yes, of course.)
\u3000\u3000 How do you know it?
\u3000\u3000Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I \u2019ve been looking at you for two hours.\u3000\u3000Dabao: It\u2019\uff53 a big bug!
\u3000\u3000Xiaofu: Oh. Don\u2019t waste my time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan!
\u3000\u3000Dabao: 10 yuan?! My god. I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok?
\u3000\u3000Xiaofu: Don\u2019t cheat me, you\u2019ve sold more than 2 hundred ones.
\u3000\u3000Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter.
\u3000\u3000 7Yuan, my lovely beauty.
\u3000\u3000Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let\u2019s split the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ?
\u3000\u3000Xiaofu: (looking around) All right ,a deal. But no receipt.
\u3000\u3000(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)
\u3000\u3000Dabao: What a smart woman! Bad luck! I\u2019m bankrupt. I have to change my place.
\u3000\u3000Hope I would not meet her any more! Let\u2019s go!\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000Act
\u3000
\u4eba\u7269\uff1a
\u53f2\u5148\u751f\uff0c\u5c0f\u798f\uff0c\u5927\u5b9d\u3002
\u53f2\u5148\u751f\uff1a\u7a0e\u6536\u662f\u56fd\u5bb6\u8d22\u653f\u6536\u5165\u7684\u4e3b\u8981\u6765\u6e90\u3002\u5728\u8fc7\u53bb\u768420\u5e74\u4e2d\uff0c\u7a0e\u6536\u90e8\u95e8\u548c\u7eb3\u7a0e\u4eba\u7684\u5173\u7cfb\u6709\u4e86\u660e\u663e\u6539\u53d8
\u3002\u73b0\u5728\uff0c\u7a0e\u6536\u90e8\u95e8\u2014\u2014\u5c0f\u798f\u548c\u7eb3\u7a0e\u4eba\u2014\u2014\u5356\u7f8a\u8089\u4e32\u7684\u5927\u5b9d\u5c06\u4f1a\u4e0a\u6f14\u8fd9\u4e2a\u6539\u53d8\u3002\u597d\u751f\u57281980\u5e74\u7684\u4e00\u5e55\u3002
\uff081980\u5e74\u5317\u4eac\u4e09\u91cc\u6cb3\u7684\u4e00\u4e2a\u5e02\u573a\uff09
\u5927\u5b9d\uff1a\u7f8a\u8089\u4e32\uff0c\u7f8a\u8089\u4e32\u4e86\u554a\uff0c\u5403\u4e00\u4e32\uff0c\u60f3\u4e5d\u4e32\uff0c\u5403\u4e00\u4e32\uff0c\u60f3\u4e5d\u4e32\u554a\uff01\u60a8\u597d\uff0c\u6765\u70b9\u7f8a\u8089\u4e32\u5427\u3002\uff08\u7f8a\u8089\u4e32\u6389\u4e86
\u53c8\u6361\u4e86\u8d77\u6765\uff09
\u5c0f\u798f\uff1a\u4ea4\u7a0e\uff0c\u4ea4\u7a0e\uff01
\u5927\u5b9d\uff1a\uff08\u6362\u4e86\u8138\u8272\uff09\u51fa\u79df\u8f66\uff1f\u54ea\u6709\u51fa\u79df\u8f66\uff1f\u8fd9\u6ca1\u6709\u51fa\u79df\u8f66\u3002
\u5c0f\u798f\uff1a\u4ea4\u7a0e\uff01\u4ea4\u2014\u2014\u7a0e\uff01
\u5927\u5b9d\uff1a\u4ec0\u4e48\u662f\u4ea4\u7a0e\uff1f\u6211\u5c31\u77e5\u9053\u6709\u51fa\u79df\u8f66\uff01\u4f60\u60f3\u8ba9\u6211\u5e2e\u4f60\u53eb\u51fa\u79df\u8f66\u5417\uff1f\u51fa\u79df\u8f66\u2014\u2014\uff01\u51fa\u79df\u8f66\u2014\u2014\uff01
\u5c0f\u798f\uff1a\u591f\u4e86\uff01\u4f60\u662f\u8001\u677f\u5417\uff1f
\u5927\u5b9d\uff1a\u4e0d\uff0c\u4e0d\uff0c\u4e0d\uff0c\u4e0d\u662f\uff01\u6211\u5c31\u662f\u968f\u4fbf\u770b\u770b\u3002\u8001\u677f\u53bb\u5395\u6240\u4e86\u3002
\u5c0f\u798f\uff1a\u4f60\u2014\u2014\u4e0d\u662f\u8001\u677f\uff1f\u4e0d\u53ef\u80fd\uff01\u4f60\u5df2\u7ecf\u5728\u8fd9\u54462\u5c0f\u65f6\u4e86\u3002
\u5927\u5b9d\uff1a\u662f\u5417\uff1f\uff08\u5c0f\u798f\uff1a\u5f53\u7136\u3002\uff09\u4f60\u600e\u4e48\u77e5\u9053\u7684\uff1f
\u5c0f\u798f\uff1a\u6211\u529e\u516c\u5ba4\u7684\u7a97\u6237\u5c31\u51b2\u8fd9\u5f00\uff01\u6211\u5df2\u7ecf\u6ce8\u610f\u4f602 \u4e2a\u5c0f\u65f6\u4e86\u3002
\u5927\u5b9d\uff1a\u597d\u5927\u7684\u866b\u5b50\u554a\uff01
\u5c0f\u798f\uff1a\u522b\u6d6a\u8d39\u6211\u7684\u65f6\u95f4\uff01\u8bf7\u7eb3\u7a0e\u2014\u201410\u5143\uff01
\u5927\u5b9d\uff1a10\u5143\uff1f\u6211\u7684\u5929\u554a\u3002\u6211\u4e00\u5929\u624d\u632320\u5143\uff015\u5143\u884c\u5417\uff1f
\u5c0f\u798f\uff1a\u522b\u9a97\u6211\u4e86\uff0c\u4f60\u5df2\u7ecf\u6323\u8fc7200\u5143\u4e86\u3002
\u5927\u5b9d\uff1a6\u5143\uff0c\u4eb2\u7231\u7684\u59d0\u59d0\uff1f
7\u5143\uff0c\u7f8e\u5973\u3002
\u5927\u5b9d\uff1a\u4e0d\u662f\u4f60\u521a\u624d\u8bf4\u7684\uff0c\u4e5f\u4e0d\u662f\u6211\u521a\u624d\u8bf4\u7684\uff0c\u8ba9\u6211\u4eec\u518d\u91cd\u65b0\u5b9a\u4e00\u4e2a\u30028\u5143\uff0c\u600e\u4e48\u6837\uff1f
\u5c0f\u798f\uff1a\uff08\u56db\u5904\u770b\u4e86\u4e0b\uff09\u597d\u5427\uff0c\u5c31\u8fd9\u6837\uff0c\u4f46\u662f\u6ca1\u6709\u53d1\u7968\u3002
\uff08\u5927\u5b9d\u4ed8\u4e868\u5143\uff0c\u5c0f\u798f\u79bb\u5f00\u4e86\uff09
\u5927\u5b9d\uff1a\u591a\u7cbe\u660e\u7684\u5973\u4eba\u554a\uff01\u5012\u9709\uff01\u6211\u7834\u4ea7\u4e86\uff01\u6211\u5f97\u6362\u4e2a\u5730\u513f\u3002\u5e0c\u671b\u4e0d\u4f1a\u518d\u9047\u5230\u5979\u3002\u8d70\uff01
A Soldier's Brilliant Idea
Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already had been taken except for one. There was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr. Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards it.
When he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. It was written in ink and said, "This seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you." Mr Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat, not beside a window, to sit in.
Two or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The soldier, who was watching the passengers coming in, quickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the company of the girl during the whole trip.
\u82f1\u8bed\u5e7d\u9ed8\uff1a\u58eb\u5175\u5750\u98de\u673a\u6709\u7f8e\u5973\u966a\u4f34\u7684\u9ad8\u62db
\u7531\u4e8e\u751f\u610f\u65b9\u9762\u7684\u4e8b\uff0c\u7f57\u5bbe\u900a\u5148\u751f\u5f97\u51fa\u8d9f\u95e8\u3002\u56e0\u4e3a\u6709\u70b9\u7d27\u6025\uff0c\u4ed6\u51b3\u5b9a\u5750\u98de\u673a\u3002\u4e58\u673a\u65c5\u884c\u65f6\uff0c\u4ed6\u559c\u6b22\u9760\u7a97\u5750\uff0c\u6545\u800c\u4e00\u767b\u673a\uff0c\u4ed6\u5c31\u5bfb\u627e\u4e00\u4e2a\u9760\u7a97\u7684\u5ea7\u4f4d\u3002\u4ed6\u53d1\u73b0\u53ea\u6709\u4e00\u4e2a\u9760\u7a97\u7684\u5ea7\u4f4d\u8fd8\u7a7a\u7740\u3002\u5728\u90a3\u7a7a\u5ea7\u4f4d\u8fb9\u5750\u7740\u4e00\u540d\u58eb\u5175\u3002\u4ee4\u7f57\u5bbe\u900a\u5148\u751f\u7eb3\u95f7\u7684\u662f\uff0c\u8fd9\u4f4d\u58eb\u5175\u6ca1\u6709\u5750\u9760\u7a97\u7684\u4f4d\u7f6e\u3002\u7f57\u5bbe\u900a\u5148\u751f\u4e0d\u7ba1\u90a3\u4e9b\uff0c\u4ed6\u9a6c\u4e0a\u5f84\u76f4\u671d\u90a3\u4e2a\u7a7a\u5ea7\u4f4d\u8d70\u53bb\u3002
\u7136\u800c\uff0c\u7b49\u5230\u4e86\u90a3\u513f\uff0c\u4ed6\u770b\u89c1\u5ea7\u4f4d\u4e0a\u6709\u5219\u542f\u4e8b\uff0c\u662f\u7528\u94a2\u7b14\u5199\u7684\uff1a\u201c\u4e3a\u4fdd\u6301\u88c5\u8f7d\u5e73\u8861\uff0c\u7279\u9884\u8bbe\u8be5\u4f4d\u7f6e\uff0c\u8c22\u8c22\u5408\u4f5c\u3002\u201d\u7f57\u5bbe\u900a\u5148\u751f\u8fd8\u4ece\u6765\u6ca1\u6709\u5728\u98de\u673a\u4e0a\u89c1\u8fc7\u5982\u6b64\u4e0d\u540c\u5bfb\u5e38\u7684\u542f\u4e8b\u3002\u4e0d\u8fc7\uff0c\u4ed6\u60f3\u98de\u673a\u4e0a\u4e00\u5b9a\u88c5\u4e86\u4ec0\u4e48\u7279\u522b\u91cd\u7684\u7269\u54c1\uff0c\u4e8e\u662f\u4ed6\u627e\u4e86\u4e2a\u4e0d\u9760\u7a97\u7684\u4f4d\u7f6e\u3002
\u53c8\u6709\u4e24\u4e09\u4e2a\u4e58\u5ba2\u8bd5\u56fe\u5750\u5728\u90a3\u4e2a\u58eb\u5175\u65c1\u7684\u9760\u7a97\u5ea7\u4f4d\u4e0a\uff0c\u4ed6\u4eec\u770b\u5230\u90a3\u5219\u542f\u4e8b\u5c31\u8d70\u5f00\u4e86\u3002\u5f53\u5feb\u6ee1\u5ea7\u65f6\uff0c\u4e00\u4f4d\u975e\u5e38\u7f8e\u4e3d\u7684\u59d1\u5a18\u5306\u5306\u8d70\u8fdb\u673a\u8231\u3002\u4e00\u76f4\u5728\u6ce8\u610f\u8fdb\u8231\u65c5\u5ba2\u7684\u90a3\u4e2a\u58eb\u5175\u8d76\u7d27\u62ff\u6389\u4ed6\u65c1\u8fb9\u7a7a\u5ea7\u4f4d\u4e0a\u7684\u542f\u4e8b\u3002\u58eb\u5175\u7528\u8fd9\u79cd\u529e\u6cd5\uff0c\u6210\u529f\u5730\u627e\u5230\u4e86\u4e00\u4f4d\u59d1\u5a18\u4e00\u8def\u4f5c\u4f34\u3002
2\u30011\u3001 I have said it a hundred times, we need team work\uff0calways seek the best in others. The purpose of this trip , is to train our team in a real situation and to test our new members . Those deserving special praise are the little leaf and four eyes. Although new to the trade, they try hard, they have not only surpass themselves, but even the old guard here\u3002
\u201c\u8bf4\u4e86\u591a\u5c11\u56de\u4e86,\u8981\u56e2\u7ed3\uff0c\u773c\u775b\u8981\u770b\u8fd9\u522b\u4eba\u7684\u957f\u5904\u3002\u8fd9\u6b21\u51fa\u6765\uff0c\u4e00\u662f\u901a\u8fc7\u5b9e\u6218\u953b\u70bc\u961f\u4f0d,\u4e8c\u662f\u8003\u5bdf\u65b0\u4eba,\u5728\u8fd9\u91cc\u6211\u7279\u522b\u8981\u8868\u626c\u7684\u662f\u5c0f\u53f6\u548c\u56db\u773c\u3002\u4e24\u4f4d\u867d\u7136\u521a\u521a\u5165\u9053\uff0c\u505a\u4eba\u554a\uff0c \u4e0d\u4f46\u7a81\u7834\u4e86\u81ea\u5df1\uff0c \u4e5f\u8d85\u8d8a\u4e86\u5728\u5ea7\u7684\u524d\u8f88\u3002
2\u3001This century most expensive commodity is talent.
\u201c21\u4e16\u7eaa\u4ec0\u4e48\u6700\u8d35\uff1f\u4eba\u624d\uff01\uff01\uff01
3\u3001An organization without discipline.
\u201c\u6709\u7ec4\u7ec7\uff0c\u65e0\u7eaa\u5f8b\u3002\u201d
4\u3001First my gaze toward the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch.
\u201c\u6211\u672c\u4e00\u5fc3\u5411\u660e\u6708\uff0c\u5948\u4f55\u660e\u6708\u7167\u6c9f\u6e20\u201d
Who knows me understand my needs, I\u2019m a mystery to he who know me not .
\u201c\u771f\u662f\u77e5\u6211\u8005\u8c13\u6211\u5fc3\u5fe7\uff0c\u4e0d\u77e5\u6211\u8005\u8c13\u6211\u4f55\u6c42\u554a\u201d
5\u3001I can\u2019t stand you armed robber types, no technical skills what so ever.
\u201c\u6211\u6700\u8ba8\u538c\u4f60\u4eec\u8fd9\u4e9b\u52ab\u532a\u4e86\uff0c\u4e00\u70b9\u6280\u672f\u542b\u91cf\u90fd\u6ca1\u6709\u3002\u201d
6\u3001I can reliably inform you that, uncle lee is very angry. The consequences will be severe\u3002
\u201c\u6211\u53ef\u4ee5\u5f88\u8d1f\u8d23\u5730\u544a\u8bc9\u4f60\uff0c\u9ece\u53d4\u5f88\u751f\u6c14\uff0c\u540e\u679c\u5f88\u4e25\u91cd\u3002\u3002\u3002\u201d
7\u3001I was reckless, I was reckless,never thought that girl would play me\u3002
\u201c\u5927\u610f\u5440\uff0c\u5927\u610f\u5440\uff0c\u60f3\u4e0d\u5230\u88ab\u4e00\u4e2b\u5934\u7247\u5b50\u73a9\u513f\u4e86\u3002\u201d
Father's Things
When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening.
Mr. Howard did not like this, and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of his things.
One evening when Tom came downstairs to go out, his father stopped him in the hall. He looked at Tom's clothes very carefully.
Then he said angrily, "Isn't that one of my ties, Tom?"
"Yes, Father, it is," answered Tom.
"And that shirt's mine too."
"Yes, that's yours too," answered Tom.
"And you're wearing my belt!" said Mr. Howard.
"Yes, I am, Father," answered Tom. "You don't want your trousers to fall down, do you?"
\u7236\u4eb2\u7684\u4e1c\u897f
\u6c64\u59c6.\u970d\u5fb7\u534e\u5341\u4e03\u5c81\u7684\u65f6\u5019\uff0c\u957f\u5f97\u548c\u7236\u4eb2\u4e00\u6837\u9ad8\u4e86\uff0c\u4e8e\u662f\u5f53\u4ed6\u665a\u4e0a\u548c\u670b\u53cb\u4e00\u8d77\u51fa\u53bb\u65f6\uff0c\u5c31\u5f00\u59cb\u501f\u7236\u4eb2\u7684\u8863\u670d\u7a7f\u3002
\u970d\u5fb7\u534e\u5148\u751f\u53ef\u4e0d\u559c\u6b22\u8fd9\u6837\uff0c\u5f53\u4ed6\u53d1\u73b0\u4ed6\u7684\u513f\u5b50\u7a7f\u4ed6\u7684\u8863\u670d\u65f6\uff0c\u603b\u662f\u975e\u5e38\u751f\u6c14\u3002
\u4e00\u5929\u665a\u4e0a\uff0c\u6c64\u59c6\u4e0b\u697c\u51c6\u5907\u51fa\u53bb\uff0c\u7236\u4eb2\u5728\u95e8\u5385\u91cc\u62e6\u4f4f\u4e86\u4ed6\u3002\u4ed6\u7ec6\u7ec6\u6253\u91cf\u7740\u6c64\u59c6\u7684\u7a7f\u7740\u3002
\u7136\u540e\u4ed6\u6c14\u547c\u547c\u5730\u8bf4\uff1a\u201c\u6c64\u59c6\uff0c\u90a3\u4e0d\u662f\u6211\u7684\u4e00\u6761\u9886\u5e26\u5417\uff1f\u201d
\u6c64\u59c6\u56de\u7b54\u8bf4\uff1a\u201c\u662f\u7684\uff0c\u7236\u4eb2\uff0c\u662f\u4f60\u7684\u9886\u5e26\u3002\u201d
\u201c\u8fd8\u6709\u90a3\u886c\u886b\u4e5f\u662f\u6211\u7684\u3002\u201d
\u201c\u662f\u7684\uff0c\u886c\u886b\u4e5f\u662f\u4f60\u7684\u3002\u201d\u6c64\u59c6\u56de\u7b54\u8bf4\u3002
\u201c\u8fd8\u6709\u5462\uff0c\u4f60\u8fde\u76ae\u5e26\u4e5f\u7528\u6211\u7684\u3002\u201d\u970d\u5fb7\u534e\u5148\u751f\u8bf4\u3002
\u201c\u662f\u7684\uff0c\u7236\u4eb2\uff0c\u201d\u6c64\u59c6\u56de\u7b54\u8bf4\uff0c\u201c\u4f60\u4e0d\u613f\u610f\u8ba9\u4f60\u7684\u88e4\u5b50\u6389\u4e0b\u6765\u5427\uff1f\u201d
悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.
唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。
I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.
悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。
小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我……
Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。
Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。
唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。
悟空：师傅，到了。
Master, here we are.
唐僧（走到老头面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从
东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？
Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?
老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。（别过脸去继续哭泣）
Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……
唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。
老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family…
唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。
Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?
老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正
准备把女儿送出去逃避
本文转自：www.coffbar.com小品剧本，简历封面，免费电影
Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all
afraid of him.
唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。
Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.
老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着
别出来了吧。
Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every
time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.
悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不
用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you
just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.
这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。悟空镇定
地举手示意，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了门后，露出一段红袖子。
猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我来了。
Darling, here I am.
站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。
八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀！。
Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple.
猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的
模样。
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我虽然长得丑，但本领高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。
Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I
can make you happy.
小娘子笑着点头，抓耳挠腮。
八戒：小娘子，你高兴的时候干嘛要像猴子一样？
Darling, why do you look like a monkey ?
小娘子：我一高兴就觉得痒，所以就抓一抓。
When I am happy, I always tickle.
八戒：高兴就好，高兴就好。我们快入洞房吧。
Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.
八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻。小娘子作出动脑筋的样子，又把八戒拉回来。
八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力气啊，干嘛把我拉出来啊？
Darling. Why are you so powerful?
小娘子：夫君，你这模样进去会吓着我的父母的，还是去你家里吧。
Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home.
八戒：去我家？那太好了，我们这就走吧。
Go to my house？OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go.
两人走了几步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的样子。
小女子：我一个弱女子，哪里能走这么远？夫君背我吧。
I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back?
八戒：背你？好，好，好。谁让你是我的媳妇呢？
本文转自：www.coffbar.com小品剧本，简历封面，免费电影
Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on.
八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我们这就出发了。
Darling, Let's go.
小女子（在八戒头上一点）：走吧，呆子。
Okay. Let’s go.
音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的样子。小女子在他背
上抓耳挠腮，非常高兴。
八戒：小娘子，你怎么这么重啊？
Darling, why are you so heavy?
小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？
Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?)
八戒：不,不,不，我背，我背。
Yes, I do. I do.
继续艰难地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒体力不支，一跤摔倒，小女子倒地之后，
灵活地越上台上的假山，先做出猴子笑看八戒的样子，再做出摔疼了的样子在那里呻吟。
八戒听到女子的呻吟，忙东张西望找小媳妇。
八戒：娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，你摔到哪去了？怎么看不见你了？
Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you?
小女子（偷偷地笑，再装作痛苦的样子）：夫君，我在这里呢。
Honey, I am here.
八戒：哇，娘子, 你怎么摔到高的地方去了？
Darling. Why did you go up there?
小女子：还不是你这呆子害的。
That's your fault.
八戒：对不起，娘子。对不起，娘子。
Sorry, darling. I’m very sorry.
小女子：看你这么辛苦，我也摔疼了，那就休息休息吧。
You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest.
八戒：太好了。 我们就休息一下吧！
Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest.
八戒听了高兴地坐在下面休息，小女子仔细地打量他。
小女子（撒娇地）：夫君，你是哪里的神仙，我都还不知道，怎么能嫁给你呢？你可要告诉我。
Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from. You must tell me
the truth first.
八戒：唉，别提了，想当年我本是天上的天篷元帅，上天入地，八面威风。只因冒犯了嫦娥，
被玉帝贬下凡尘，错投了猪胎，长成这般模样。
Alas! Don’t mention it. I was Tianpeng marshal, I could fly between heaven and the
world. Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi. So I became a pig.
That’s why I am so ugly.
小女子：亏你长得这么丑，还敢出来见人。
You look too ugly to meet people.本文转自：www.coffbar.com小品剧本，简历封面，免费电影
八戒：本来我也不想出来，只是南海观音点化我，叫我在这里等候前往西天的取经人。等了这么久，
也不见，便出来逛逛，能碰到娘子你，是我一生的造化，还管它什么西天取经呢？（八戒高兴地过
去想拉小女子的手）
I didn’t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng. I've been
waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It’s lucky to meet you here.
小女子（把手甩开）：你说自己是天上的神仙，怎么连我都背不动，真让人难以相信。
You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can’t you carry me? It’s
impossible!
八戒：我真的是天上的神仙，你干嘛不信呢你。
I am really the immortal. Why don’t you believe me?
小女子：那你拿出点本事来瞧瞧。
Show me some gongfu then.
八戒：好，让我露两手来给你看看。
OK, let me show you my gongfu.
从石头后拿出钉钯，舞了起来。小女子暗暗点头。当八戒的钉色舞到小女子面前时，被小女子一把
抓住，往石山后面一拖，八戒被拖了过去。
八戒：娘子，你怎么这么大的力气？
Darling. Why are you so strong?
小女子：有本事你把我拖出去呀。
Pull me out if you can .
八戒做出用力拖的样子，没有发现拖出来的却是悟空。悟空一松手，八戒摔倒在地。
八戒：娘子，你怎么这么狠心把我摔倒了? 不要开玩笑了。
How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer.
悟空大笑：呆子，看看我是谁！
You Silly! Look at me. Who am I?
八戒一看，吓得跳起来：齐天大圣，我的妈呀。
My god! You are Mahatma!
八戒转身想跑，被悟空拦住，两人打了起来，八戒不是对手，被悟空压住，不能动弹。
悟空：呆子，你可还敢在这里害人不成？
You silly! Dare you harm others any more?
八戒：不敢了，不敢了。
No, I dare not!
悟空： 你可还敢在这里娶媳妇？
Dare you wive yet?
八戒：不敢了。大圣爷爷饶我。
No,no. Please forgive me, Mahatma.
悟空：量你也不敢。
I bet you dare not.
悟空放开，八戒转身想跑，被悟空一把抓住耳朵，疼得直叫。
悟空：呆子，想往哪里去？
You silly, where are you going?
八戒：我已答应你，不再闹事了，干嘛还不放我走？
I'll never make trouble any more. Why don't you let me go?
悟空：呆子，我带你去见取经人。
You silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker.
八戒：什么？取经人来了？
What? Has Tangseng come?
悟空：走吧。
Yes. Let's go!
两人在台上走半圈，来到房前。
悟空：师傅，出来吧，这妖怪已经被我降服了。
Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated !
唐僧等人走了出来，老头一家还有些战战兢兢。
悟空：呆子，还不跪下，见过师傅。
You silly, kneel down to meet your master.
八戒忙对着唐僧下跪，口喊师傅。唐僧非常吃惊。
Master, nice to meet you here.
唐僧：徒儿，这是怎么回事？
My prentice, what's up?
悟空：师傅，这是观世音菩萨特意让他在此等候陪您上西天取经的。
Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin's behest.
唐僧：哦，多谢观世音菩萨，既然这样我就收你为徒，赐你法名为
八戒。
I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice
and name you Bajie. 本文转自：www.coffbar.com小品剧本，简历封面，免费电影
八戒：谢谢师傅（站了起来）。
Thank you, my master!
老头：恭喜高僧又收神徒。
Congratulations!
唐僧：徒儿们，我们上路吧。（八戒还依依不舍地看着小女子）
Let's go ahead, my prentices.
悟空：八戒，还看什么呢？走了。
Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. Let's go!
八戒恋恋不舍地走到前面带路。
（轻柔背景音乐钢琴声）
旁白：Long long time ago , In the northeast of china , there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess.but time goes on the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s pal
(背景音乐think of me)----白雪出场
白雪公主迈着轻盈的步伐上台 动作标准淑女
My name is snowwhite（温柔得说）
..i have a chinese name baixuegongzu(老外声调)
阿 where am I from ?? 不要问我从那里来（橄榄树）
我的家在东北 松花江上啊 啊（粗矿声调 ）
Mom always told me life is like a box of chocolate(模仿阿甘) .
you never know the taste of next one .but whre is my mother ,
where is my mother mom mom (京剧似退场)
〈〈花样年华〉〉音乐起
皇后出场
来回踱步显照型（反串）I am a queen , I’m very beautiful 。。
I am the most beautiful lady all round the world ..isnt it ??
Mirror mirror where is my mirror ??
Okay I have to give him a call ,,(拿出手机拨打)
(the number you dailed is out of sevrice ..please call it later
Oh how dare he !!
皇后转头修饰大理衣服造型 《魔镜》音乐起 一人拿魔镜上台（最好做几个舞蹈造型）
Oh my dear mirror ..where have u been .just tell me who is the most beautiful ladi in the world ..
魔镜退缩害怕 说话结巴
魔镜：O O of course of course you you you haha
Q：HAHAHA that is my pretty mirror ..
M：I am not finished its your daugher snowwhite sorry I cant be a liar
Q :this is impossible ..it gonna be me ..you lie to me .you malke me sad i gonna kill u
(拿出一把手枪 一枪毙命 吹一下枪头 做一个邦得经典造型)
M:i am queen james queen …snowwhite ..you goona go to hell haha (伴奸笑声下场)
《两只蝴蝶》响起
白雪公主前逃 猎人后追
猎人：
snowwhite ,u slowly fly ..you will cry cry cry you then will die (用两只蝴蝶的声音唱)
don't think about running away from me .. u gonna be mine
白雪公主见有间小木屋 立即闯入 见桌上有食物（百事可乐, 麦当劳薯条）
Q :oh my god ..so great ,,I am so hungry ..that is my facoritt ..
大口吃麦当劳薯条。。吃完后享受般说一声（I loving it ）
喝完百事可乐举起大拇指说：ask for more
白雪公主的最爱 谁不爱 唐僧:so perfect ..okay ..let us into this house and get married..
白雪公主：wonderful ..i goona b
《敢问路在何方》音乐响起
一人白龙马打扮背着唐僧出场 唐僧：what a beautiful view ..i must sing a song ..white horse let me off ..下马 清了清嗓子 唱：abcdefg hijklmmn….
白雪公主：how beautifil is this song ..who sing it ..i have to check it out
出门见到唐僧:it is a hanesome guy ..he has a whitehorse
it must be prince charming who help me out
向唐僧飞奔去：prince charming :prince charming
唐僧：s t o p 施主 男女授受不清 okay I have to speak english ..girls and and boys should not be so close ..
白雪公主:but you are prince charming ..your destiney is to help me and marry me
.. 唐僧:I am not that guy ..i am tangsen .just call me tantang ..but you mean you will marry me
白雪公主:exactly .if u are prince charming
唐僧:yeah absolutely I am the guy you want to find ..do u have a husband
白雪公主:not yet
e the happiest girl all around the world ..
唐僧:I have to tell something tto my whitehorse .
白雪公主:i be right here waiting
唐僧走向白马：okay …listen up ..white horse ..i met a gorgeous girl ..maybe be I can sleep with her then we can start the trip again hahaha 淫笑
白马悄悄说：tangtang is a evil guy
说话与白雪公主一起走进房间 。。I am so tired ..it is time to sleep first
白雪公主：it is up to you ..
唐僧:you are so sweetie .my girl ..come here to the bed
白雪公主正想过去 门外巧门
白雪公主：who is it
皇后假扮：I am your aunt mary ..
白雪公主开门：but I ma not the owner of this house
皇后:never mind ..you must be my seven nephews friend ..i have picked some apples in the orchard .please bring them to my seven nephew ..thank u so mucn .
白雪公主：but …（正想说皇后已经立马走人 白雪回到房间）
唐僧：my dear ..who is it
白雪公主:I don't know .but she just brought some apples ..
唐僧:apples ??great !!i am so thirsty ..just leave them to me
白雪公主:no my darling ,,thiese are not our apoles .we should not eat them
唐僧:who cares (一把夺过苹果就吃开了 ) 边吃边说:do u wanna taste it
白雪公主:u eat I eat ..(也慢慢吃起来)
唐僧突然两眼发白全身抽搐
白雪公主：my dear what is wrong with you .o my goodness ,I can t believe it
唐僧:the apple is posioned ..daring ..i goona die 。u eat less ..you will survive
(titannic的背音起)
白雪公主：how does that happen ..::it is not possible I love you daring
唐僧: No... don't say your good-byes,dear . Don't you give up. Don't do it.
白雪公主: I'm so cold.
唐僧: You're going to get out of this... you're going to go on and you're going to make babies and watch them grow and you're going to die an old lady, warm in your bed. Not here. Not this night. Do you understand me?
白雪公主: I promise
唐僧: never let go ..promise you will never eat an apple in the rest of your life
白雪公主: I promise.
唐僧:啊 I gonna die （头往旁边一翘 死了）
白雪公主：no no its unfair ..i gonna be alone ..
绛旓細鍏垝锛氬皬濞樺瓙锛屼笉鐢ㄦ曪紝鎴戣櫧鐒堕暱寰椾笐锛屼絾鏈楂樺己锛屼竴瀹氫細璁╀綘杩囦笂濂芥棩瀛愮殑銆Darling, don鈥檛 be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy.灏忓瀛愮瑧鐫鐐瑰ご锛屾姄鑰虫尃鑵傚叓鎴掞細灏忓瀛愶紝浣犻珮鍏寸殑鏃跺欏共鍢涜鍍忕尨瀛愪竴鏍凤紵Darling, why do you look...
绛旓細浣犮佹垜銆佸ス銆佷粬銆佷綘浠佹垜浠佷粬浠鐨勮嫳璇鐨勪富鏍煎鏍煎涓嬶細浣狅細涓绘牸you銆佸鏍紋ou銆傛垜锛氫富鏍糏銆佸鏍糾e銆傚ス锛氫富鏍約he銆佸鏍糷er銆備粬锛氫富鏍糷e銆佸鏍糷im銆備綘浠細涓绘牸you銆佸鏍紋ou銆傛垜浠細涓绘牸we銆佸鏍紆s銆備粬浠細涓绘牸they銆佸鏍紅hem銆備竴銆佷綘锛氫富鏍紋ou銆佸鏍紋ou銆1銆佸惈涔夛細pron. 浣狅紱浣犱滑锛(娉涙寚)浠讳綍浜恒2...
绛旓細1銆乀eacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.鑰佸笀锛氳皝鑳藉洖鍒版垜涓嬩竴涓棶棰橈紝璋佸氨鍙互鍥炲浜嗐侽ne boy throws his bag out the window.涓涓皬鐢峰鎶婁功鍖呮墧鍒扮獥澶栥俆eacher: who just threw that?!鑰佸笀锛氳皝鍒氬垰鎶婁功鍖呮墧鍑哄幓浜?Boy: Me! I鈥檓 going home now.鐢峰锛氭垜!鎴戠幇鍦ㄨ...
绛旓細4. 銆愪互鈥滀笉璇ヤ涪澶辩殑鑷俊鈥濅负棰,鍚勪綅甯垜鎵涓绡囧垵涓綔鏂囥 浜茬埍鐨勬ゼ涓:绡囦竴:涓嶈涓㈠け鐨勮嚜淇 鈥涓涓汉鑳藉惁鏈夋垚灏,鍙湅浠栨槸鍚﹀叿鏈夎嚜灏婂績鍜岃嚜淇″績涓や釜鏉′欢.鈥濊繖鏄紵澶у摬瀛﹀鑻忔牸鎷夊簳鏁欏鍚庝笘鐨勮嚦鐞嗗悕瑷,鐢辨鍙,鑷俊鏄垜浠垚鍔熺殑鍩虹煶,鍦ㄦ垜浠汉鐢熷綋涓崰鏈夋瀬鍏堕噸瑕佺殑鍦颁綅,鎴戜滑鏃犺濡備綍涔熶笉鑳戒涪澶辫嚜淇. 鍊樿嫢鎴戜滑涓㈠け...
绛旓細璋佽兘甯垜鎵涓浜涘埆浜哄濂鑻辫鐨勪緥瀛(瑕佽嫳璇殑) 40 (鑻辫鐨勭煭鏂)(灏辨槸鍒汉瀛﹀ソ鑻辫鐨勫姙娉)... (鑻辫鐨勭煭鏂)(灏辨槸鍒汉瀛﹀ソ鑻辫鐨勫姙娉) 灞曞紑 鎴戞潵绛 2涓洖绛 #鐑# 銆婅鍥炵瓟2021銆嬬摐鍒嗙櫨涓囧閲 鍖垮悕鐢ㄦ埛 2006-10-06 灞曞紑鍏ㄩ儴 濡備綍瀛﹀ソ鑻辫 澶у閮界煡閬,鐢熸椿鍦21涓栫邯鐨勫勾杞讳汉鎺屾彙涓闂ㄥ璇槸...
绛旓細浣嗚嚜宸卞嚟鍊熷姫鍔涘拰椤藉己鐨勬剰蹇楀湪鍖椾含鎵庢牴鍙戣娊锛岃櫧鐒跺叾涓篃闈炲父鍧庡澐锛屼絾濂藉湪鑷繁鑳藉潥鎸佷笅鏉ワ紝杩欐瘮澶у鏁颁汉瑕佹垚鍔熷緢澶氾紝姣忓綋鑷繁鎯冲埌杩欎竴鐐圭殑鏃跺欙紝鑷繁鍐呭績涔熼潪甯告弧瓒炽傚湪鎴戠殑鍐呭績娣卞锛岃嚜宸卞氨涓鐩撮潪甯稿枩娆㈡鑺憋紝鑷繁涔熶竴鐩存妸姊呰姳褰撳仛鑷繁婵鍔辩殑鐩爣锛屽洜涓烘鑺辫兘澶熷湪鍐ぉ寮鏀撅紝杩欐槸鍏朵粬妞嶇墿涓嶆暍鍋氱殑浜嬫儏锛岃嚜宸辩殑...
绛旓細Dear brother,I am your faithful fan and I have supported you for 2 years. Your dance and song are my favorites. I hope you can cherish yourself and do not to be too tired all the time. I will support you all years long . I wish I could receive your responce one day ...
绛旓細甯姪鐨勪汉:766 鎴戜篃鍘荤瓟棰樿闂涓汉椤 鍏虫敞 灞曞紑鍏ㄩ儴 The fiddler 璇戞枃1鍦ㄦ姤鍒婁腑鎴戠殑璇楄鐙犵嫚鍦拌颈楠備簡涓鐣,鍛借繍鎬庝箞瀵规垜濡傛鐨勪笉鍏憿!鎴戜竴杈堝瓙閮藉彧鍋氫釜鏃犲悕灏忓崚缃簡,瀹炲湪鍙椾笉浜嗕簡,杩欑湡鏄犲寲寮勪汉!2鎴戜竴鎶婃姄璧峰附瀛,鎵斾簡鎶ュ垔,鐒跺悗鍚戠櫨鑰佹眹鍐插幓,鍦ㄩ偅閲屼竴澶х兢浜洪兘鍏撮珮閲囩儓鍦版秾鍚戣閬撴梺鐨勯┈鎴忓洟,琛ㄦ紨鎵嶅垰鍒...
绛旓細Human beings evolved from one generation to another. When it comes to the contemporary generation, a new phenomenon emerges: lack of understanding between parents and children. A new term is hence coined: Generation Gap.Different people hold different opinions on 鈥 generation gap鈥. ...
绛旓細7.鎴戝熀鏈笂鏄涓涓澶磋剳绠鍗曠殑浜恒侷 am generally a simple-minded person.8.璇氬疄鏄竴绉嶅緢濂界殑鍝佸痉銆侶onesty is a kind of great virtue.9.鎴戞渶涓嶈兘瀹瑰繊鍒汉瀵规垜璇磋皫銆俉hat I can bear the least is to be lied to.10.浠栧椋熺墿涓嶈绌讹紝浣嗗绌跨潃鍗村緢鎸戝墧銆侶e isn't particular with food, ...
