四人英语话剧，2男2女，不要在网上找的，中学生的，谢了
\u6025\u6c42\u9ad8\u4e2d\u751f4\u4eba\u82f1\u8bed\u8bdd\u5267\u5267\u672cCathy
Susan
Angel and Servant
Aside and Clerk
Summary
Susan\u5f88\u82d7\u6761\uff0cCath\u548c\u80d6\uff0c\u5979\u4eec\u662f\u597d\u670b\u53cb\uff0c\u4e0d\u8fc7\u5374\u90fd\u7fa1\u6155\u5bf9\u65b9\u2026\u2026
This story is about two good friends Cathy and Susan. Cathy is a very thin girl; on the other hand, Susan is a very heavy girl. Therefore Cathy and Susan want to change themselves.
Scene I
(Cathy and Susan encounter each other on a street.)
Cathy: Hello, Susan. How are you?
Susan: I\u2019m not doing well.
Cathy: Why not?
Susan: I\u2019m too fat. I want to lose some weights.
Cathy: Really? But I want to become fat.
Susan: Are you crazy? Being fat is a terrible thing. Look at me. My abdomen looks like a swimming belt. It is so ugly.
(Cathy touches Susan\u2019s abdomen.)
Cathy: But it is tender and makes me feel content.
Susan: You\u2019re so kind. Your words make me happy.
Cathy: I\u2019m serious, no kidding.
Susan: God! (Touches her own forehead and sigh)
Why are you not me and I am not you?
(Susan seems to intend doing something.)
Susan: We don\u2019t like our figures and want to change ourselves, we can work hard together.
Cathy: It sounds good. I can help you and you can help me. That\u2019s wonderful. (Saying loudly)
Susan: We begin planning right away.
Cathy: Uh! Let\u2019s go.
Scene II
(Firstly Cathy brings Susan to a famous store named Trust me.)
Servant: Welcome! Do you want to take part in our class?
Cathy: Yes! We will.
Servant: Ok!
Susan: Why do you take me here?
Cathy: I see that \u201cTrust me, you can make it\u201d commercial on TV. It looks great. So I want to trust it and help you become thinner.
Susan: Oh\u2026! Why do you also particular in?
Cathy: Because we are good friends, we should do it together. (Ha! Ha!)
(After several days)
Susan: Why? It\u2019s no use to me, but you become much thinner. (Crying)
Cathy: I don\u2019t want it, too. (Crying)
(The two girls are very angry to look the servant.)
Servant: It\u2019s not my fault. (She escapes from the store.)
Scene III
(Later, Susan takes Cathy to McDonalds.)
Cathy: McDonalds?
Susan: Fast food has high calories. It is the best food to make you fat.
Clerk: May I help you?
Susan: I want to order four hamburgers, ten drumsticks, five french fries and two cokes.
Clerk: What??
Cathy: Sorry, give us a minute. (Talks to the waiter)
(Cathy pulls Susan\u2019s arm and moves to the side.)
Cathy: I can\u2019t eat all of them.
Susan: The food is not just for you.
Cathy: Don\u2019t you want to be thin?
Susan: Yes.
Cathy: You can\u2019t eat them, because they will make you fat.
Susan: But I can\u2019t oppose the attraction.
(Cathy gives Susan a look.)
Susan: Let me think.
(Suddenly, an angel and an evil appear.)
Evil: You can eat it. Anyway, you have time to lose weight.
Angel: If you eat them now, you would do the same thing next time. You will not lose any weight.
Evil: Listen to me. I\u2019m right.
Angel: No, he\u2019s wrong.
(Evil begins to fight against the angel.)
Susan: Enough! Go away! (Yells to the evil and the angel)
Cathy: Are you OK?
Susan: Uh! I decide to eat today.
Cathy: OK!
Susan: I want to order the same food that I ordered before.
Clerk: OK! Please wait a minute.
(They sit down and begin to eat.)
Cathy: Um\u2026It\u2019s so greasy. Do I have to eat this?
Susan: Yes, you must eat it. I can help you. (Susan takes food to stuff Cathy\u2019s mouth.) Poor girl!!!
Scene IV
(Angel and Evil appear again.)
Angel: Are you sure it\u2019s good for her?
Evil: If you don\u2019t believe me, you could see the result later.
Angel: I hope you are right.
(Several weeks later, they walk along the street.)
Susan: I\u2019m so hungry. I want to eat.
Cathy: I\u2019m so full. I want to vomit.
(They hug each other and cry loudly.)
Cathy: I don\u2019t want to be fat.
Susan: I don\u2019t want to be thin. (They say it at the same time.)
(Angel takes the evil that is rope appears.)
Angel: You use the wrong way to achieve your purposes. You need to ask a professional nutritionist.
Cathy and Susan: So\u2026! (They look at each other with some special meaning, and then catch the angel\u2019s leg.)
Cathy and Susan: You must know some shortcut to help us.
Cathy and Susan: We won\u2019t let you go until you help us.
Angel: Oh, god!!
(Cathy and Susan chase the angel. The evil stays there.)
Evil: What has happened? (Shrug)
\u4eba\u7269: Narrator: It\u2019s Christmas time. B is rehearsing Christmas songs in the yard for his School Chorus.
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B: (clear his throat, starts singing) I wish you Merry Christmas , I wish you Merry Christmas, I wish you Merry Christmas and a happy New Year. I wish\u2026
A: (wakes up) what is that noise? (Pretends to open the window)
B: What did you say? I can not hear you and sing at the same time?
A: I want to sleep. I don\u2019t want any singing.
B: What did you say? You want more singing? I will find a friend.
Narrator: B calls a friend C to join him.
B and C:(sing)
Jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh\u2026\u2026
A: (shouts) I want you to stop singing! You are giving more!(go back to sleep)
B: What did you say? You want more singing? We will find another friend.
Narrator: So B and C call for another friend D.
B and C and D:(sing):
Jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh\u2026\u2026
A: (shouts and shakes one hand) you must stop singing. I am tired. I can not take much more. (Sleeps)
B: What did you say? You want much more singing? We will find many friends.
Narrator: So B and C and D found more friends to join them.
B and C and D and a group of friends: (sing)
Jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh\u2026\u2026
A: (shouts and shakes two hands) Stop! Your singing is too loud!
B: loud? Yes, We can sing loud.
Narrator: So they sing very loud.(sing)
Jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh\u2026\u2026
A: (shouts) Please! I want to sleep! I wish that you would all go away!
B: Go away? Why didn\u2019t you say so in the first place?
Narrator: so the children go away and they will sing in another place.
All the children bow to the audience and leave the stage.
A: (goes back to sleep)
The end
你可以看看friends(六人行)第四季第12集，其中有一段他们打赌的，语言风趣地道，可以稍作修改，效果不错的，其中有一些成熟的部分，可以删掉，和打赌的故事没什么关系
加油吧，英语总能带给人快乐
找在餐馆吃苍蝇的哪个英语笑话，简短，有趣，可以加上动作表情，一定很好！也适合中学生。
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