有关于喝酒的搞笑诗句吗？ 谁知到有搞笑喝酒的诗句啊，例如：酒是粮食精，越喝越
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1、遇酒且呵呵，人生能几何！
出自唐代韦庄的《菩萨蛮·劝君今夜须沉醉》
劝君今夜须沉醉，尊前莫话明朝事。珍重主人心，酒深情亦深。
须愁春漏短，莫诉金杯满。遇酒且呵呵，人生能几何。
释义：
今天晚上劝您务必要喝个一醉方休，酒桌前千万不要谈论明天的事情。就珍重现在热情的主人的心意吧，因为主人的酒杯是深的，主人的情谊也是深的。
我忧愁的是像今晚这般欢饮的春夜太短暂了，我不再推辞说您又将我的酒杯斟得太满。既然有酒可喝再怎么样也得打起精神来，人生能有多长呢？
2、花无人戴，酒无人劝，醉也无人管。
出自宋代黄公绍的《青玉案·年年社日停针线》
年年社日停针线。怎忍见、双飞燕。今日江城春已半。一身犹在，乱山深处，寂寞溪桥畔。
春衫著破谁针线。点点行行泪痕满。落日解鞍芳草岸。花无人戴，酒无人劝，醉也无人管。
释义：
年年春社的日子妇女们停下针线，孤单的她怎忍看见，双飞双栖的春燕？今日江城春色已过去大半，我独自还羁身于乱山深处，寂寞地伫立在小溪畔。
春衫穿破了谁给我补缀针线？点点行行的泪痕洒满春衫。落日时分我解鞍驻马在芳草萋萋的河岸，虽有花枝却无人佩戴，虽有美酒却无人劝酒把盏，纵然醉了也无人照管。
3、酒债寻常行处有，人生七十古来稀。
出自唐代杜甫的《曲江二首. 其二》
朝回日日典春衣，每日江头尽醉归。酒债寻常行处有，人生七十古来稀。
穿花蛱蝶深深见，点水蜻蜓款款飞。传语风光共流转，暂时相赏莫相违。
释义：
上朝回来，天天去典当春天穿的衣服，换得的钱每天到江头买酒喝，直到喝醉了才肯回来。到处都欠着酒债，那是寻常小事，人能够活到七十岁，古来也是很少的了。
但见蝴蝶在花丛深处穿梭往来，蜻蜓在水面款款而飞，时不时点一下水。传话给春光，让我与春光一起逗留吧，虽是暂时相赏，也不要违背啊！
4、笑杀陶渊明，不饮杯中酒。
出自唐代李白的《嘲王历阳不肯饮酒》
地白风色寒，雪花大如手。笑杀陶渊明，不饮杯中酒。
浪抚一张琴，虚栽五株柳。空负头上巾，吾于尔何有。
释义：
大地一片雪白，风色寒厉，纷纷的雪花片片如大手。笑死了陶渊明，就因为你不饮杯中酒。你真是浪抚了一张素琴，虚栽了五株翠柳。辜负了戴的头巾，我对你来说意味着什么？
5、一壶酒，一竿身，快活如侬有几人。
出自五代李煜的《渔父·浪花有意千里雪》
浪花有意千里雪，桃花无言一队春。一壶酒，一竿身，快活如侬有几人。
释义：
江上千里浪花翻滚如雪，岸上一排排的桃花竞相怒放，春意正浓。身边一壶美酒，手中一支钓竿，世上这样自由快乐的人有几个？
搞笑的句子没有的。
喝酒的诗句搞笑如下：
1、七酒留诗散，八酒乞食饵，九酒把世遗。
2、一醉天穹，二醉人间，三醉都市，幽梦不如一醉。人生路本是醉梦，笑醉人本是自醉，未饮者已醉，真是一场笑话。悟道悟道，我本是道，尔等，谁敢触碰。
3、朝辞白帝彩云间，半斤八两只等闲。
4、为官不怕喝酒难，万盏千杯只等闲。鸳鸯火锅腾细浪，生猛海鲜走鱼丸。
5、君醉红颜酒。酒醉人醒人不醉，人醉酒醒酒已睡。美人醉酒人自醉，美人醉酒醉更醉。人儿把酒醉红愁，忘乎阙疑把愁解。君只饮美人笑颜，何人为红颜醉酒。红颜只为君倾世，君为红颜夺天下。
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