又幽默又短的英语笑话
1、Who is closer to you, your mom oryour dad?
谁和你更亲近？妈妈还是爸爸？
Mom is close because dad is farther.
妈妈更近，因为爸爸更远。
2、Why shouldn' t we give Elsa a balloon?
为什么不能给艾莎气球。
Because she will Let lt Go.
因为她会把气球放了。
3、What did a late tomato say to other tomatoes?
一个迟到的番茄会对其他的番茄说什么？
I will ketchup (catch up).
我能赶上！
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