跪求三人英语短剧（5至10分钟） 求一份英语短剧剧本 要三个人的 大约十分钟左右
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A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!
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A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak?
(What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?
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B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?
A:I'll have tea.
C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!
(Waiter exits returns)
B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?
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A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...
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A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
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A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
C:No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak.
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A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
B:Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one.
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A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
C:Its OK Sir there's no extra charge!
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A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!
B:Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
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A:Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup!
C:Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them.
\u4e09\u4e2a\u61d2\u6c49 The Three Lazy Ones
A king had three sons whom he loved equally well\uff0c and he did not know which of them to appoint as king following his own death.
\u3000\u3000When the time came for him to die he called them to his bed and said\uff0c \u201cDear children\uff0c I have thought of something that I will reveal to you. The one of you is the laziest shall become king after me.\u201d
\u3000\u3000The oldest one said\uff0c \u201cFather\uff0c then the kingdom belongs to me\uff0c for I am so lazy that whenever I lie down to sleep\uff0c and a drop falls into my eyes\uff0c I will not even close them so that I can fall asleep.\u201d
\u3000\u3000The second one said\uff0c \u201cFather\uff0c the kingdom belongs to me\uff0c for I am so lazy that when I am sitting by the fire warming myself\uff0c I would rather let my heels burn up than to pull my legs back.\u201d
\u3000\u3000The third one said\uff0c \u201cFather\uff0c the kingdom is mine\uff0c for I am so lazy that if I were going to be hanged and already had the rope around my neck\uff0c and someone put into my hand a sharp knife with which to cut the rope\uff0c I would let myself be hanged rather than to lift my hand up to the rope.\u201d
\u3000\u3000When the father heard this he said\uff0c \u201cYou have taken it the farthest and shall be king.\u201d
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服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！
A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!
一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”
“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak?
(What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?
服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶
第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！
服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？
B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?
A:I'll have tea.
C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!
(Waiter exits returns)
B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?
创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？
看起来象是在仰泳，
A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！
不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
C:No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak.
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
B:Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one.
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!
C:Its OK Sir there's no extra charge!
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!
B:Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇！
是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。
A:Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup!
C:Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them.
话剧前半部分是荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本
（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：
Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）
I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~
（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?
荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don\'t need any reason to win a person. Don\'t we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: \"Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you\'re gonna get.\" I got it, Momma is right.
荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?
荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?
羊肉串和纳税人（英文小品）
Characters:
Mr. Shi, Xiaofu, Dabao
Mr. Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change. The first Act happened in 1980s.
Act I
(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)
Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine.
Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, )
Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax!
Dabao: (change faces)
Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no taxi.
Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X!
Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you?
Taxi----! Taxi----!
Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor?
Dabao: No , No, No, no! I 'm just have a look. The vendor has gone to the toilet.
Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible! you 've been here for 2 hours.
Dabao: Really ? (Xiaofu: Yes, of course.)
How do you know it?
Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been looking at you for two hours.
Dabao: It’s a big bug!
Xiaofu: Oh. Don’t waste my time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan!
Dabao: 10 yuan?! My god. I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok?
Xiaofu: Don't cheat me, you've sold more than 2 hundred ones.
Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter.
7Yuan, my lovely beauty.
Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let's split the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ?
Xiaofu: (looking around) All right ,a deal. But no receipt.
(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)
Dabao: What a smart woman! Bad luck! I’m bankrupt. I have to change my place.
Hope I would not meet her any more! Let’s go!
Act II
Mr. Shi: The next scene happened in new century. China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you.
Let’s enjoy it!
(In the market; Dabao in white clothes ,a board with "NO SARS")
Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan. Eaten one, want nine. Eaten one, want nine.
Xiaofu: Hi,
Dabao: Hi.
Two: What a familiar face.
Two: It’s you!
Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector.
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you still sell Yangrouchuan.
How is your business?
Dabao: Everything is OK!
10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing.
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before.
Dabao: Thank you. No SARS, no dirtiness; Serve people, serve me.
Xiaofu: Great! Have you……
Dabao: Married? I ‘m not married; I’m still single.
Xiaofu: Have you claimed your tax this month?
Dabao: What? Taxi? Oh, tax! Of course. I should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this month.
Xioafu: Your receipt, please.
Dabao: (shows the receipt )
Here you are, I have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer.
Xiaofu: Great! What a good taxpayer you are.
Dabao: Thank you. It is my duty. I’m proud of myself to pay the tax for our country.
Xiaofu: Yeah! The tax you paid is a share of our country’s economy, and you do a lot for Olympics of Beijing!
Dabao: Let’s do it together! . It’s said that, Don't ask what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country. Just like me, sell Yangrouchuan, and pay the Tax for ten years more.
Xiaofu: You 're the loveliest people in new century!
Dabao: Thank you! And you 're the loveliest tax collector in new era!
X: Excuse me, and I have to go now. Bye-bye.
D: A moment, are you free tomorrow evening? Could I have a dinner with you?
Xiaofu: Well, may I have the company of my husband?
Dabao: No, no, no problem. 6 o’clock in the evening, Beichuanyuan, ok?
Xiaofu: just a kidding. I have to go home now.(leaves)
Dabao, See you tomorrow.
Dabao: Hope to see you everyday.
The End
汉娜蒙塔娜、老友记
前者比较适合青少年看哦
最简单的，小红帽！
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绛旓細椤惧锛氬皬蹇冿紝浣犵殑澶ф媷鎸囧湪鎴戞堡閲屼簡 鏈嶅姟鍛橈細鍒媴蹇冿紝鍏堢敓锛屼笉鏄緢鐑紒A :Watch out!Your thumbs in my soup!B:Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!涓涓湇鍔″憳缁欓【瀹㈡嬁鏉ヤ簡鐗涙帓锛屽ぇ鎷囨寚鍦ㄧ墰鑲変笂銆傗滀綘鐤簡鍚楋紵鈥濋【瀹㈠枈鍒帮紝鈥滀綘鐨勬墜鍦ㄦ垜鐨勭墰鎺掍笂锛佲濃滀粈涔堬紵鈥濇湇鍔″憳璇达紝鈥滀綘鎯宠瀹冨啀鎺...
绛旓細you may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that how all of us are treating our parent.time is too slow for those who wait,too swiftfor those who fear,too long for those who grieve,too short for those who rejoice,but for those who love,time is eternity.甯屾湜鑳藉府鍒颁綘~ 鏈洖绛...
绛旓細Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 鍐嶈锛屽瀛愪滑銆傚幓鐩栭棿鎴裤 Be careful of the wolf. 灏忓績鐙笺 Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. 涓夊彧灏忕尓锛氬ソ鐨勶紝濡堝銆傚啀瑙併 Wolf: I鈥檓 hungry. Look! Three little pigs 鐙硷細鎴戦タ浜嗐傜湅锛屼笁鍙皬鐚彲 for dinner. Mmm. 浠ュ仛鎴戠殑缇庨銆 Sister pig: ...
绛旓細A Brother Like That A friend of mine named Paul received an automobile from his brother as a Christmas present. On Christmas Eve when Paul came out of his office, a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car, admiring it."Is this your car, Mister?" he said.Paul ...
绛旓細Anny鈥檚 teacher Anny鈥檚 classmates Divide the stage into two parts.On the left: Children鈥檚 ward, a chair, some flowers.On the right: A desk, a chair, a lamp, some books.(骞曞惎锛岃垶鍙板乏鍗婁寒锛屽彸鍗婃殫)(The phone is ringing)Old woman: Hello!Anny锛堟洸鐢熷湴锛: Hello, I, I ...
绛旓細瀛旈泙涓滃崡椋 鑻辫鎼炵瑧鍓ф湰 Wander severy five miles 鐒︿徊鍗縅ohnny (Jforshort) 鍒樺叞鑺滾unch(Lforshort)鐒︽瘝Johnny鈥檚mother (JMforshort) 鍒樻瘝Lunch鈥檚mother(LMforshort)澶畧涔嬪瓙Mayor鈥檚son (MSforshort) 寮虹洍Burglars(ABandC)Prologue (J浣滆鎵撶姸璺戜笂鍙,鍐呯牳鍑轰竴鍗风焊绛,J琚墦涓,鐙肩媹涓嶅牚)J:...
绛旓細Part 1:In 鏉ㄧ櫧鍔斥檋ome 鏃佺櫧锛(鈥滃枩娲嬫磱鈥濊儗鏅煶涔愯捣)---New Year's Eve,Xi鈥檈r is talking with her boyfriend on the phone, suddenly ,doorbell sounded.锛堝彯鍜氾紒鍙挌鈥︹︼級鍠: Oh! ok! Someone is knock at the door! So I have to hung up!Bye!锛堝紑闂級鏉: 鍠滃効! 鍠滃効! What鈥檚...
绛旓細"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears.""How much do you charge?""A hundred dollars per visit.""I'll sleep on it," said Shakey.Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street....
