急寻英语四人搞笑话剧 幽默四人英语小短剧
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A: Labour Day is coming, we should relax a little on vacation, what are you going to do.
B: I have no idea no.How about you?
A: I intend to go to the Baotu Spring,It\u2019s said that it is a good interest of place.
B: En,yes,it is the first spring of the world.
A: Why not go with me? I believe you will be satisfied with it.
B: About it let me think.
(Student A and B come acoss C.)
C:Hi!What do you discuss?
A:Hi!We are talking about the plan of the Labor Day.
C:Where do you plan to go?
A: Baoto Spring.Visit together?
C: Oh! No! I have been there in the Tomb Sweeping Day.
B: Really?How about the sight of it?
C: Very great!There are so many birds and trees.When I go there I was attracted by the beauty of the scenery deeply.
B: Really?
C: Yes.The surroundings is so good,beyond description.There are some photoes in my moblephone,have a look.
B: How great!Is this Baotu Spring?
C: Oh,no!It is Baizheng Spring.In fact,there are many other springs,such as Mapao Spring,Dukang Spring whose funtain(\u6cc9\u6c34) is so clear and sweet.
A: It sounds great!Are there some fishes in these springs?You know I like fish very much.
C: Oh.There are many kinds of fishes with different colors, red, black, even colorful .I am sure you will be lost in the beautiful scenery.
B: En,it is a great meal to eyes.My desire to visit there become stronger and stronger.
C: It is only a part of the Baotu Spring.
A: It is said that there are many historical relics,such as Memorical Hall of Li Qingzhao.
C: Oh,yes!Except it,Jinan Massacre(\u60e8\u6848) Memorical Hall is also worth visiting.The Massacre is our stigma(\u803b\u8fb1),which happened on May Third.
A: It is of great significance to pay a visit on Labor Day.
B: Wonderful! I decide to visit there.
A: Ok\uff01
C: May you have a good time!
A: Thank you!What about you ?
C: En,I want to climb Mount Tai.
A: Mount Tai?Unattainable feeling!
B: It is so famous for its majesty(\u96c4\u4f1f).
A: When you go there?I mean when you climb the Mount Tai,Evening?
C: Of course.I intend to watch the sunrise.The view from the top of the hill was superb(\u7f8e\u4e3d\u6781\u4e86).
B: A good pursuit!I hear that the top of the Mount Tai is very cold,you\u2019d better wear enough clothes.
A: en, health and strength is above all gold.
C: Oh, yes! Thanks for your advice.Now I have to search some information about how to get to Mount Tai. See you later!
A:Take care of yourself!
B:See you!
D: Hi, what are you doing? Is it Student C?
B: Oh, he is busy preparing to go on holiday.
D: Holiday?
A: En, yes, Labor Day, we intend to go to Baotu Spring. What\u2019s your plan?
D: Oh, I don\u2019t have an idea. Now I\u2019m not sure if I have a free time.
B: Why? What happened?
D: you know, I have applied for the National Sports Volunteer, the train may be started recently.
B: That is a pity!
D: Yeah, I\u2019ve always wanted to climb Mount Tai. As a Shandong person, it is very pity not to climb Mount Tai.
A: Never mind. It\u2019s also meaningful to train as a volunteer.
D: Of course, on the other hand, my dream can also come true on Summer Day, in a word; I believe I can reach the top of Mount Tai some day.
B: May you make it!
A: Where there is a will there\u2019s a way.
D: Thanks, have a wonderful time, see you later.
A: See you!
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Little Red Riding Hood:(\u5531\u7740\u6b4c\uff0c\u6b22\u5feb\u5730\u8dd1\u8fdb\u6765\uff09Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum\uff1a \uff08\u4e00\u8fb9\u628a\u6c34\u679c\u653e\u5728\u7bee\u5b50\u91cc\uff0c\u5fc3\u4e8b\u91cd\u91cd\u5730\u8bf4\uff09Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood\uff1a\uff08\u8fb9\u63d0\u8d77\u7bee\u5b50\uff0c\u8fb9\u70b9\u5934\u8bf4\uff09Ok!
Mum\uff1a \uff08\u4eb2\u5207\u5730\u770b\u7740Little Red Riding Hood\u8bf4\uff09 Be good. Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood\uff1a Yes ,mummy\uff0eGoodbye, mummy.
Mum\uff1a Bye-bye. Darling.
\u7b2c\u4e8c\u573a\uff1a\u5728\u8def\u4e0a
(\u4e00\u9635\u8f7b\u5feb\u7684\u97f3\u4e50\u7531\u8fdc\u800c\u8fd1\uff0cLittle Red Riding Hood\u630e\u7740\u7bee\u5b50\u8e66\u8df3\u8df3\u5730\u8df3\u5230\u82b1\u8349\u65c1)
Little Red Riding Hood\uff1a Wow\uff01Flowers, how beautiful! \uff08\u653e\u4e0b\u7bee\u5b50\u91c7\u82b1\uff09One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf\uff1a\uff08\u968f\u7740\u4e00\u9635\u4f4e\u6c89\u7684\u97f3\u4e50\uff0cWolf\u5927\u6b65\u5730\u8d70\u4e0a\u53f0\uff09I am wolf. I am hungry. (\u505a\u627e\u4e1c\u897f\u72b6,\u4e1c\u5f20\u897f\u671b) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (\u505a\u72e1\u733e\u7684\u6837\u5b50\u548cLittle Red Riding Hood\u6253\u62db\u547c)
Little Red Riding Hood\uff1a(\u624b\u6478\u8fab\u5b50\uff0c\u5929\u771f\u5730\u56de\u7b54)To Grandma\u2019s\uff0eGrandma is ill.
Wolf\uff1a\uff08\u81ea\u8a00\u81ea\u8bed\uff09I' ll eat Grandma. But\u2026\u2026\uff08\u5bf9Little Red Riding Hood\u8bf4\uff09Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.
Little Red Riding Hood\uff1a(\u548c6\u53ea\u9e2d\u5b50\u968f\u7740\u97f3\u4e50\u7fe9\u7fe9\u8d77\u821e)
Wolf\uff1a\uff08\u6084\u6084\u5730\u85cf\u5230\u5927\u6811\u540e\uff09
Little Red Riding Hood\uff1a\uff08\u505c\u6b62\u8df3\u821e\uff09Hello! Baby ducks\uff0chow are you?
Six Ducks\uff1aWe\u2019 re fine\uff0eThank you\uff0e Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood\uff1aTo Grandma\u2019s\uff0eOh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks\uff1aGoodbye\uff0e
\u7b2c\u4e09\u573a\uff1aGrandma\u5bb6
Grandma\uff1a \uff08\u5598\u7740\u6c14\u51fa\u573a\uff0c\u98a4\u98a4\u60a0\u60a0\u5730\u8d70\u5230\u5e8a\u524d\uff0c\u5403\u529b\u5730\u5750\u5230\u5e8a\u8fb9\uff0c\u5598\u4e86\u51e0\u53e3\uff0c\u6253\u51e0\u4e2a\u54c8\u6b20\uff0c\u6162\u541e\u541e\u5730\u8eba\u5012\u5728\u5e8a\u4e0a\u3002\uff09
Wolf\uff1a\uff08\u4ece\u6811\u540e\u51fa\u6765\uff0c\u8fb9\u8d70\u8fb9\u8bf4\uff09I am very hungry now. (\u505a\u627e\u5bfb\u7684\u6837\u5b50)Where is Grandma\u2019 s house? (\u9ad8\u5174\u5730\u5bf9\u89c2\u4f17\u8bf4)Aha , it\u2019s here.(\u6572\u95e8)Bang, Bang, Bang\uff0e
Grandma\uff1a Who is it\uff1f
Wolf\uff1a\uff08\u88c5\u51faLittle Red Riding Hood\u7684\u58f0\u97f3\uff0c\u4e00\u8fb9\u5f97\u610f\u5730\u6447\u52a8\u5c3e\u5df4\uff0c\u4e00\u8fb9\u8bf4\uff09It\u2019s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma\uff1a (\u8fb9\u8bf4\u8fb9\u8d77\u5e8a) Come in, come in.
Wolf\uff1a(\u5f97\u610f\u6d0b\u6d0b\u5730\u8d70\u5230\u5e8a\u8fb9) Grandma , I\u2019ll eat you.
Grandma\uff1a \uff08\u60ca\u614c\u5931\u63aa\u5730\u6293\u7d27\u8863\u670d\uff0c\u77aa\u7740\u773c\u775b\uff0c\u8fb9\u53eb\u8feb\u4ece\u5e8a\u4e0a\u6eda\u5230\u5730\u4e0a\uff09
\u7070\u72fc\u628a\u5916\u5a46\u541e\u5230\u4e86\u809a\u5b50\u91cc\u3002
Wolf\uff1a\uff08\u5f97\u610f\u5730\u62cd\u62cd\u809a\u5b50\uff0c\u7fd8\u8d77\u5927\u62c7\u6307\uff09Yummy\uff01I\u2019ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood\uff1a(\u9ad8\u5174\u5730\u6572\u95e8)Grandma\uff0eGrandma\uff0e
Wolf\uff1a(\u88c5\u626e\u6210Grandma\u7684\u58f0\u97f3) Who is it\uff1f
Little Red Riding Hood\uff1aIt\u2019s me\u3002Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!
Wolf\uff1aCome in\uff0c Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood\uff1a(\u8e66\u8df3\u7740\u8fdb\u6765\uff0c\u628a\u7bee\u5b50\u653e\u5728\u684c\u5b50\u4e0a\uff0c\u8d70\u5230\u5e8a\u524d\u4e00\u770b\uff0c\u8df3\u56de\u51e0\u6b65)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf\uff1aI can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood\uff1aWow! What a big eyes!
Wolf\uff1aI can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood\uff1aOh! What a big hand.
Wolf\uff1aI can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood\uff1a\uff08\u8dea\u5728\u5e8a\u524d\uff0c\u62c9\u8d77Wolf\u7684\u624b\uff0c\u8fb9\u6478\u8fb9\u8bf4\uff09Look! What a big hands?
Wolf\uff1a(\u4ece\u5e8a\u4e0a\u8df3\u8d77\u6765\u8bf4)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood\uff1a(\u62fc\u547d\u5730\u8dd1)Oh\uff01No! No!
Wolf\uff1a\uff08\u8ffd\u5230Little Red Riding Hood\uff0c\u505a\u5403\u72b6\uff0c\u62cd\u62cd\u809a\u5b50\u8bf4\uff09It\u2019s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter\uff1a (\u4e00\u8fb9\u62ff\u7740\u67aa\uff0c\u4e00\u8fb9\u505a\u5bfb\u627e\u72b6\u51fa\u573a)Where\u2019s the wolf? Look! A door\uff0e(\u63a8\u95e8)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf\uff1a(\u53d1\u51fa\u547c\u547c\u7684\u54cd\u58f0)
Hunter\uff1a (\u7aef\u8d77\u67aa\u60f3\u6253\uff0c\u53c8\u653e\u4e0b)What a big stomach! (\u6478\u6478Wolf\u7684\u809a\u5b50)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry\uff0e(\u4ece\u684c\u5b50\u4e0a\u62ff\u8d77\u526a\u5200\uff0c\u4e3e\u8d77) Look! Scissors. (\u505a\u526aWolf\u7684\u809a\u5b50)Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma\uff1aThank you\uff0e
Hunter\uff1a Grandma ,give me some needles and thread\uff0e Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones\uff0e
Grandma\uff1a (\u4ece\u684c\u5b50\u4e0a\u62ff\u6765\u9488\u7ebf)
Little Red Riding Hood\uff1a(\u642c\u6765\u51e0\u4e2a\u77f3\u5934)One, two, three.
Hunter\uff1a (\u628a\u5c0f\u77f3\u5934\u88c5\u8fdbWolf\u7684\u8863\u670d\u91cc)
Grandma\uff1a I'll thread it.
Hunter\uff1a (\u62ff\u8d77\u67aa)Woke up!
Wolf\uff1a(\u8d77\u5e8a\uff0c\u4e24\u624b\u6258\u7740\u5927\u809a\u5b50)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter\uff1a You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf\uff1a(\u8fb9\u8dd1\u8fb9\u8bf4) Help! Don\u2019t shot me!
Hunter\uff1a \uff08\u5f00\u67aa\uff09Bang, bang!
Wolf\uff1a (\u5e94\u58f0\u5012\u4e0b)
Hunter\uff1a The bad wolf is dead\uff0e
Little Red Riding Hood\u548cGrandma\uff1aYeah! Thank you\uff0e
Little Red Riding Hood\u3001Grandma\u3001Hunter\uff08\u4e00\u8d77\u97a0\u8eac\uff09: Thank you
\u82f1\u8bed\u77ed\u5267\uff1aThe Fox and the Tiger\uff08\u72d0\u5047\u864e\u5a01\uff09
T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear
Tiger: I\u2019m a great tiger. I\u2019m very strong. I\u2019m very brave. I\u2019m the king of the forest.But now I\u2019m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I\u2019ll die immediately. Oh, there\u2019s nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly)
Fox: I\u2019m a fox. You can see, I\u2019m pretty and lovely. I\u2019m good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is!
Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.
Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?
Tiger: Not so good. I\u2019m very hungry now. I want to eat you.
Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I\u2019m the king of the forest! I\u2019m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now.
Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can\u2019t belive her. I\u2019m the king of the forest here.
Fox: If you don\u2019t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest.
Tiger: Ok. Let\u2019s go.
Rabbit: I\u2019m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a big turnip. Oh! It\u2019s too hard. I can\u2019t pull it out.
Bird: I\u2019m a bird.
Rabbit: Hi!
Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you?
Rabbit: Yes, please.
Frog: I\u2019m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you?
R&B: Yes, come on!
Frog : Ok! I\u2019m coming!
Bear: I\u2019m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are you doing here?
R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are so strong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all puling it out. Please come and help us.
Bear: Ok! I\u2019m coming.
Fox: Hello, Bear!
Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Frog!
Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Bird!
Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Rabbit!
Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened! They all run away!
Tiger: Yes, you are right. It\u2019s true. I\u2019m very sorry. You are the king of the forest. That\u2019s all right. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king.
Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnip belongs to me
April Fool's Day
\u611a\u4eba\u8282
(N\uff1a\u8bb2\u8ff0\u6545\u4e8b\u8005\uff1bF\uff1a\u611a\u7537\uff1bMum\uff1a\u5988\u5988\uff1bU\uff1a\u4e11\u7537\uff1bD1\uff1a\u5927\u5973\u513f\uff1bD2\uff1a\u5c0f\u5973\u513f\uff1bS\uff1a\u79d1\u5b66\u5bb6\uff1bking\u56fd\u738b)
N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!
\u8bb8\u591a\u5e74\u4ee5\u524d\u7684\u56db\u6708\u4e00\u65e5\uff0c\u6709\u4e2a\u5a74\u5b69\u8bde\u751f\u4e86\uff0c\u4ed6\u8001\u7238\u7ed9\u4ed6\u53d6\u540d\u4e3a\u201c\u611a\u7537\u201d\uff0c\u9664\u4ed6\u5988\u5988\uff0c\u6ca1\u4eba\u559c\u6b22\u4ed6\u3002\u65f6\u95f4\u8fc7\u7684\u771f\u5feb\u554a\uff01
F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.
\u5988\u5988\uff0c\u6211\u5341\u516b\u5c81\u4e86\uff0c\u6211\u8981\u79bb\u5f00\u8fd9\u4e2a\u5bb6\u4e86\u3002
Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye!
\u597d\u7684\uff0c\u4f46\u8981\u65f6\u4e0d\u65f6\u56de\u5bb6\u770b\u671b\u6211\u54c8\u3002\u8fd9\u662f\u4e00\u74f6\u9152\uff0c\u4e00\u5757\u5e72\u9762\u5305\u3002\u8bb0\u4f4f\uff1a\u8981\u7167\u987e\u597d\u81ea\u5df1\u554a\u3002\u518d\u89c1\u4e86\uff01
N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man.
\u4ed6\u8d70\u5230\u4e00\u5ea7\u68ee\u6797\uff0c\u9047\u5230\u4e00\u4e2a\u4e11\u516b\u602a\u7684\u7537\u4eba\u3002
U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please?
\u4f60\u597d\uff01\u6211\u53c8\u997f\u53c8\u5e72\uff0c\u8bf7\u7ed9\u6211\u4e9b\u559d\u7684\u548c\u5403\u7684\uff0c\u600e\u4e48\u6837\uff1f
F: Ok, here.
\u597d\u7684\u3002\u7ed9\u3002
U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck!
\u5594\uff0c\u591a\u8c22\u4e86\uff01\u597d\uff0c\u6211\u8981\u8d70\u4e86\u3002\u54e6\uff0c\u8fd9\u6839\u624b\u6756\u7ed9\u4f60\uff0c\u4f1a\u7ed9\u4f60\u5e26\u6765\u597d\u8fd0\u7684\u3002\u4e00\u8def\u597d\u8fd0\uff01
N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly.
\u611a\u7537\u6765\u5230\u4e00\u680b\u9910\u9986\uff0c\u8001\u677f\u6709\u4e24\u4e2a\u5973\u513f\uff0c\u5979\u4eec\u53d1\u73b0\u90a3\u6839\u624b\u6756\u95ea\u95ea\u53d1\u5149\u3002
D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great!!! \uff08\u4e0a\u524d\u6293\u6728\u68d2\uff0c\u5374\u88ab\u7c98\u5728\u4e0a\u9762\uff09 Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! \uff08\u5403\u60ca\u5730\uff09
\u5594\uff0c\u597d\u6f02\u4eae\u7684\u624b\u6756\u554a\uff01\u6211\u60f3\u8981\uff0c\u771f\u662f\u592a\u68d2\u4e86\uff01\uff01\uff01(\u4e0a\u524d\u6293\u6728\u68d2\uff0c\u5374\u88ab\u7c98\u5728\u4e0a\u9762)\u554a\uff0c\u8001\u5929\u554a\uff01\u6211\u653e\u4e0d\u5f00\u5b83\u4e86\uff01(\u5403\u60ca\u5730)
D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! \uff08\u8d70\u5411\u6728\u68d2\uff09
\u59d0\u59d0\uff0c\u4f60\u5728\u90a3\u505a\u5565\u554a\uff1f\u4f60\u81ea\u4e2a\u513f\u60f3\u8981\u90a3\u6839\u624b\u6756\uff1f\u4e0d\u884c\uff0c\u6211\u8981\u6709\u4e00\u4efd\uff01\u6211\u4eec\u90fd\u662f\u7236\u6bcd\u7684\u5973\u513f\uff0c\u6211\u5fc5\u987b\u8ddf\u4f60\u4e00\u6837\u8981\u6709\u4e00\u5206\uff01\uff08\u8d70\u5411\u6728\u68d2\uff09
D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!
\u522b\u6765\uff01\u522b\u6765\uff01\u5371\u9669\uff01
D2: You can come, so I can come, too! \uff08\u4e5f\u88ab\u7c98\u5728\u6728\u68d2\u4e0a\uff09 Oh, my god! What's wrong with me?
\u4f60\u6765\u5f97\uff0c\u6211\u4e5f\u6765\u5f97\uff01\uff08\u4e5f\u88ab\u7c98\u5728\u6728\u68d2\u4e0a\uff09\u554a\uff0c\u8001\u5929\u554a\uff01\u6211\u600e\u4e48\u5566\uff1f
D1: What a pity!
\u771f\u53ef\u60dc\uff01
N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girls followed him. In the field they met an old scientist.
\u611a\u7537\u4e00\u70b9\u90fd\u4e0d\u5728\u610f\uff0c\u5403\u4e86\u996d\u4e4b\u540e\uff0c\u4ed6\u62ff\u8d77\u90a3\u6839\u624b\u6756\u5c31\u79bb\u5f00\u4e86\u996d\u9986\u3002\u5f53\u7136\uff0c\u90a3\u4e24\u4e2a\u5973\u5b69\u5c31\u8ddf\u7740\u4ed6\u3002\u6765\u5230\u4e00\u5757\u7530\u7684\u65f6\u5019\uff0c\u4ed6\u4eec\u9047\u5230\u4e00\u4f4d\u79d1\u5b66\u5bb6\u3002
S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. \uff08\u6293stick ,\u4e5f\u88ab\u7c98\u4f4f\uff09 Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!
\u554a\uff01\u592a\u53ef\u6015\u4e86\uff01\u4f60\u59d0\u59b9\u4fe9\u8ddf\u7740\u4e00\u4e2a\u7537\u5b69\uff0c\u4f60\u4eec\u600e\u4e48\u8fd9\u4e48\u50bb\u554a\uff01\u6211\u5e26\u4f60\u4eec\u56de\u5bb6\uff0c\u628a\u8fd9\u4e2a\u7537\u5b69\u9001\u5230\u8b66\u5bdf\u5c40\u53bb\u3002\uff08\u6293\u624b\u6756 ,\u4e5f\u88ab\u7c98\u4f4f\uff09\u554a\uff01\u7cdf\u7cd5\uff01\u592a\u7cdf\u7cd5\u5566\uff01
N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.
\u51e0\u5929\u4e4b\u540e\uff0c\u4ed6\u4eec\u6765\u5230\u4e00\u4e2a\u964c\u751f\u7684\u56fd\u5ea6\u3002\u56fd\u738b\u6709\u4e2a\u5973\u513f\uff0c\u4f46\u5979\u4ece\u6765\u4e0d\u7b11\u3002
King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife.
\u8981\u662f\u8c01\u80fd\u8ba9\u5979\u7b11\uff0c\u90a3\u5979\u5c31\u662f\u4ed6\u7684\u59bb\u5b50\u3002
F: Let me try , Perhaps I can.
\u6211\u6765\u770b\u770b\u3002\u6216\u8bb8\u6211\u80fd\u5462\u3002
N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.
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k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your \u751f\u8fb0\u516b\u5b57. Which day is your birthday?
\u597d\u7684\uff0c\u4f60\u8ba9\u5979\u7b11\u4e86\uff0c\u73b0\u5728\u8ba9\u6211\u4eec\u770b\u770b\u4f60\u7684\u751f\u8fb0\u516b\u5b57\uff0c\u4f60\u54ea\u5929\u51fa\u751f\u7684\uff1f
F: April 1.
\u56db\u6708\u4e00\u65e5\u3002
K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right?!
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N: The result is \u2014\u2014The foolman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool".
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静静(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
凌云（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? 艳君(幕后)：It’s you, Prince Dan!（凌云高兴状) Thank you mirror! But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
岑(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
凌云：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
岑：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）
凌云：Oh yeah~~~. Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
岑：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
凌云：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
岑：Yes.
Action II
《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐（岑放音乐）
鑫鑫Are you Li mochou?
艳君Yes.I am.And I am the best killer in the world.No one could beat me. So far ,I have already completed a number of assassination mission perfectly...(向太子丹）so if you chose me , I promise to not let you down！
鑫鑫OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.
李莫愁Hey,guy.Are you challenging me?You know that I am a very cold person...，so you must be careful, I will not be lenient.
艳君：and I will not be responsible to you……
鑫鑫so do I.（ 耸耸肩表示同意）
李莫愁OK!Come on!
岑 one ,two ,three,action!
两人冲上前来
“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。
艳君倒地
鑫鑫大笑
艳君痛苦状：I'm dreaming? What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?
鑫鑫: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）
艳君：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right. I always think I'm the best killer ……I was so excellent ……
鑫鑫再次大笑
艳君：Now I finally understand. The Big world, full of wonders.But, it was already too late.（不甘状）No !it 's not the true,I'm the best in the world……
艳君：（向太子丹）You must be regret it……(被拖下去）
上（抱拳）：How are you?
鑫鑫：Fine, thank you, and you?
凌云：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?
鑫鑫：Sure!
凌云：How are you?
鑫鑫：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
凌云无语
凌云：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
鑫鑫：Oh, I’m kidding too!
鑫鑫：I am busy now!
岑：Hero，we need your help.
凌云：You can get a lot of money.
鑫鑫：I am very busy now!
岑：IC, ID, IQ card?
鑫鑫：I am very very busy now!
岑(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
鑫鑫（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy girl, but TCM is my only love!
岑：What? What’s the TCM?
鑫鑫; Hey, guy! Why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
岑：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
静（观众甲）：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
凌云：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.
鑫鑫（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.
岑：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?
（《No matter》（艳君放音乐），荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。
鑫鑫(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
凌云与岑（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!
Action Ш
（《大话西游》主题曲响起）（艳君放音乐）
鑫鑫挽着永霞，凌云,岑在后.
岑：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
鑫鑫：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
凌云：I will miss you, baby.
（凌云，岑下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起（艳君放音乐），鑫鑫与永霞做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）
鑫鑫（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.
永霞：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world! I can not live without you!
鑫鑫(流泪) ：Dear,I love you more.
永霞：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you forever.Don not worry about me.
鑫鑫（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... . that you will never give up... no matter what happens... promise me now, and never let go of that promis.
永霞:"I promise."
鑫鑫:"Never let go. “
永霞:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."I believe you will come back soon.
鑫鑫上船，渐渐远去
永霞：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
永霞(掏出手机拨号，岑接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
岑：Okay okay!
静静：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
艳君飘上：(面向观众）Hey,it's really a pity ! Is not it ?I have said they must be regret it! So I'm the best killer in the world...I have had enough cruel! Enough vicious!And the most important thing is I will not be the beauty of the temptation.
静 :what!Who are you?How do you appear here?What do you want to do ?(护住自己）
艳君：You only need to know that if the killer is me,you'd be dead !
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