初中生搞笑英语短剧 适合五个中学生演的搞笑英语话剧有中文翻译十分钟之内
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Characters:
Mr. Shi, Xiaofu, Dabao
Mr. Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change. The first Act happened in 1980s.
Act I
(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)
Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine.
Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, )
Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax!
Dabao: (change faces)
Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here\u2019s no taxi.
Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X!
Dabao: What\u2019s the tax? I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you?
Taxi----! Taxi----!
Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor?
Dabao: No , No, No, no! I 'm just have a look. The vendor has gone to the toilet.
Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible! you 've been here for 2 hours.
Dabao: Really ? (Xiaofu: Yes, of course.)
How do you know it?
Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been looking at you for two hours.
Dabao: It\u2019s a big bug!
Xiaofu: Oh. Don\u2019t waste my time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan!
Dabao: 10 yuan?! My god. I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok?
Xiaofu: Don't cheat me, you've sold more than 2 hundred ones.
Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter.
7Yuan, my lovely beauty.
Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let's split the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ?
Xiaofu: (looking around) All right ,a deal. But no receipt.
(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)
Dabao: What a smart woman! Bad luck! I\u2019m bankrupt. I have to change my place.
Hope I would not meet her any more! Let\u2019s go!
Act II
Mr. Shi: The next scene happened in new century. China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you.
Let\u2019s enjoy it!
(In the market; Dabao in white clothes ,a board with "NO SARS")
Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan. Eaten one, want nine. Eaten one, want nine.
Xiaofu: Hi,
Dabao: Hi.
Two: What a familiar face.
Two: It\u2019s you!
Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector.
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you still sell Yangrouchuan.
How is your business?
Dabao: Everything is OK!
10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing.
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before.
Dabao: Thank you. No SARS, no dirtiness; Serve people, serve me.
Xiaofu: Great! Have you\u2026\u2026
Dabao: Married? I \u2018m not married; I\u2019m still single.
Xiaofu: Have you claimed your tax this month?
Dabao: What? Taxi? Oh, tax! Of course. I should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this month.
Xioafu: Your receipt, please.
Dabao: (shows the receipt )
Here you are, I have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer.
Xiaofu: Great! What a good taxpayer you are.
Dabao: Thank you. It is my duty. I\u2019m proud of myself to pay the tax for our country.
Xiaofu: Yeah! The tax you paid is a share of our country\u2019s economy, and you do a lot for Olympics of Beijing!
Dabao: Let\u2019s do it together! . It\u2019s said that, Don't ask what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country. Just like me, sell Yangrouchuan, and pay the Tax for ten years more.
Xiaofu: You 're the loveliest people in new century!
Dabao: Thank you! And you 're the loveliest tax collector in new era!
X: Excuse me, and I have to go now. Bye-bye.
D: A moment, are you free tomorrow evening? Could I have a dinner with you?
Xiaofu: Well, may I have the company of my husband?
Dabao: No, no, no problem. 6 o\u2019clock in the evening, Beichuanyuan, ok?
Xiaofu: just a kidding. I have to go home now.(leaves)
Dabao, See you tomorrow.
Dabao: Hope to see you everyday.
\u4e8c\uff1a People: small people liv
ing with HIV, Xiao Wu, Xiao ling, the teacher:
classrooms: Xiao Ling sleep lying on the table. \u3000\u3000Xiaoai next to lost books,
went out. \u3000\u3000Xiao Wu Jin, sat on the location of small people living with HIV.
Xiaoai (come in): well, young man, is puzzling, isn't it funny, can't you see,
that I have! \u3000\u3000Xiao Wu: be conscientious and meticulous, maoshimao, actually I
older than you! \u3000\u3000Xiaoai: I early in the morning came, at first glance didn't
see you? \u3000\u3000Xiao Wu: I saw last night. Xiaoai: last row is my patent! \u3000\u3000To it, I
got out of bed early every day, Rob broken head, blood of DC, this position
cannot be lost! Xiao Wu: the last row is my pride, treasured place here is very.
As I drove from the (xiaoai:--keep trying? \u3000\u3000) Advised the sooner you leave it
at that! \u3000\u3000Xiao Ling woke up: noisy noisy noisy? \u3000\u3000Early morning so Holy quarrel
in the classroom, a waste of life! Do you know you've made some errors? \u3000\u3000Ah?
Xiaoai: Yes. \u3000\u3000Xiao Wu: we are not noisy. \u3000\u3000Xiao Ling: you most
unforgivable--woke me up! \u3000\u3000Xiaoai sitting in front of Ling. Xiaoai: last, also
is developing style. \u3000\u3000Dude, examination according to my point! Xiao Wu: Ah?
Test today? Xiao Ling: not? \u3000\u3000My hands are numb! \u3000\u3000Xiaoai: Oh? \u3000\u3000Xiao Wu:
sleeps, right? Ling: no! \u3000\u3000Little tired! \u3000\u3000Xiaoai: Hey, think I have a night
light to toss wet rendering most of the night! \u3000\u3000Xiao Wu: uh, strenuous
learning? \u3000\u3000Xiao Ling: you hit the grass? \u3000\u3000Xiaoai: Yeah, I'm thinking about
examination policy! \u3000\u3000Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling get past: think of what? \u3000\u3000Small AI
laughing: tell you that this trick must have! \u3000\u3000Xiao Wu, Siu-ling: come on!
Xiaoai: according to the book copy--(pick up) Xiao Ling: die! Xiao Wu: it's a
good idea! \u3000\u3000I did not expect it? Xiao Ling: come on. \u3000\u3000You also known as silver
bullets? \u3000\u3000Well, in order to ease the tense atmosphere, debut humorous puzzles
that I gave you. \u3000\u3000Xiaoai, Xiao Wu secretarial 114 copyright all to ignore her.
Xiao Ling: say, exam answers a few steps? \u3000\u3000Xiaoai, Xiao Wu get past: a few
steps? \u3000\u3000Xiao Ling: a three-step! The first step: write their names. (Two nods)
the second step: go over the topic! (Two nods) step three:--hand rolls!
The little moxa: draw oh!
Small five: who ah?
Linda: I'll give you a problem; say, today's exam, who is not here?
The little moxa: exam today who can not come? Xiaoling?
Xiao Ling: I'm not in it!
Elwin: have a look around, small five?
Small five: here!
The little moxa: ah! I know -- i!
Wu: you are white! Come with no is not a result!
Xiaoling: answer, the teacher! Hasn't come in yet!
The teacher came in.
Three people jump: is it? How to say not to come? Oh dear. (loud)
Teacher: what? The toad came in?
Three people laugh.
Teacher: hard! This exam! A little occupation ethics are not! What is most important in this year? -- fraction! Points, your life! (GRIN) exam, our magic!
The little moxa: copy copy, our unique skill!
Teacher: quick roll! The exam will not come early, it all the time! Exam began half an hour! Where did you go?
Hair volume.
Teacher: the examination time for two hours! Not more than a hour forbid you! Want to answer please pick up the pen, do not want to answer please rest. Want to go to the toilet classmates -- please constraint yourself!
G: I have a good teacher ratio,
He is looking for the cat -- mouse when the escort unreasonable demands!
Xiaoling! He is the legendary rapper, or mouth can mutter said not finished?
Teacher: quiet! You are quiet than tree! Don't know how you made a serious mistake? Weight than the sea!
Three people open the copy.
Teacher: (a little) the students please don't copy!
Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling: I didn't copy!
The teacher walked into the little moxa: classmate, don't copy!
The little moxa: how do you know? I put on the desk copy!
Teacher: your table in front of the plate away, I saw!
The little moxa: (looking) oh! Tough luck!
The teacher confiscated the little moxa roll, Ai Gang want to stand up and walk.
Teacher: sit down! No less than an hour out!
The teacher walked to the next small Wu, small Wu roll of paper to table to copy.
Teacher: Okay, don't pretend!
Most despise you take these books of cheating, a are not technical content.
Did you copy? Like this? Like this?
Small five: low and then low!
Teacher: (to confiscate the small roll) you will sit self-reflection, why take a Book cheat?
Wu: don't want to take the book! Who let I didn't like her (Ling) as a good grass!
The small Ling stared at wu.
Teacher: that's right, next time remember to grass! I love this hard-working child.
Teacher: a point! Hand in.
> good roll.
Teacher: good. Remember the afternoon to consider the high number of! (next)
The little moxa: ah! Also in the afternoon high?
Xiaoling: ah!! In the afternoon the high number of! (pick up grass) just what?
Small five: high...... Number?! What is that tree?
Three people: a study of how to play under the grass!
The teacher came in (the teacher plays the one dress).
The little moxa: Language
The teacher!
Teacher: what, how do you write a composition! (rolls to the little moxa)
G: what?
Teacher: you read.
The little moxa: "my teacher", my teacher has an oval face......
Teacher: wait, (took out a big sign, write claw) is this your face melon? You write is my teacher has a paw face!
Elwin: teacher, paws face and face, can't do it?
Teacher: you read.
The little moxa: my teacher looks really beautiful, really beautiful, really beautiful, really beautiful, really beautiful, really beautiful......
Teacher: stop! You write so many really beautiful? It has come to the end!
Elwin: teacher, writing is not a requirement of not less than 500 words?
Teacher: you only Portrait beautiful?
The little moxa: not required to write one's real feelings? This is all my emotions!
Teacher: hum, tell you, you are only 496 words!
The little moxa: oh! Then added: really beautiful ah!
Teacher: you have a look your translations, touch the Huai died you how to translate?
The little moxa: find old locust tree hanged herself!
Teacher: why is the old tree? You see you explain words, explain the death, you should write to die!
G: Oh, I wanted to write!
Teacher: (face) you, you hang up again!
The little moxa: give me a chance! I have repaired five times!
Teacher: OK, I'll give you a chance. Heard of blister Ding cattle, do a job with skill and ease? You do a job with skill and ease to make a sentence, I will give you the!
Elwin: -- -- -- fish swim blade?! Fish...... The fish, the fish swim in the water, the fish swims......
Teacher: (laughing) congratulations, get --
The little moxa: too?
Teacher: (cold) rebuilt sixth times opportunity. (next)
Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu: Oh, come on high grass.
The teacher came in.
Small five: Philosophy teacher!
Teacher: Xiao wu!
Small five!
Teacher: you have a look of rolls of paper!
My question is: that is the question, please answer.
How do you answer?
Small five: This is the answer, please give points...... No.?
Teacher: you call this problem?
Teacher: you -- well, the next,
Questions: what is courage, why didn't you answer?
Wu: my answer!
Teacher: write five words!
Small five: (reading) this is the courage! You 're right. And then I didn't answer the following question paper, I put it the courage to explain!
Teacher: you -- you hanging!
Small five: the teacher! Give me a chance! I hung up the fifteen!
Teacher: let me ask you two questions. See you good luck......
Small five: two -- too much!
Teacher: Well, the first question to answer! Second questions you don't answer I will let you live, how much hair do you have?
Small five: if I were a good.
Teacher: ah!
Small five: 123456789!
Teacher: how do you know?
Small five: the teacher, second questions I can't answer!
Teacher: good! Very nice. Nicely done. Take (handed a piece of paper)
Small five: This is --
Teacher: restoration of single! (next)
Xiaoling, Elwin: come on high --
The teacher came in.
Xiaoling: English teacher! (to run)
Teacher: Xiao Ling, run what? Did not eat breakfast!
Xiaoling: don't eat --
Teacher: I saw your morning meal!
Xiaoling: -- tomorrow's breakfast!
Teacher: Xiao Ling, have a look the rolls of paper, you that reading comprehension is no one to! You is it right? Don't read directly see the problem?
Xiaoling: not!
Teacher: also dare excuses!
Xiao Ling: I did not see even the subject, direct look at the answer selected!
Teacher: and your composition! How familiar?
Xiaoling: can't look familiar? Reading the first sentence of each paragraph the words together......
Teacher: Xiao Ling, you should know! You this --
Xiaoling: ah! The teacher, I have five, fifteen, no, fifty times! Don't hang up!
Teacher: it's not that I don't give you...... This...... For example, you can translate the eveningdre is what mean?
(to the audience) is the evening dress!
Xiao Ling looking at g, wu.
The little moxa: evening is the night, the most suitable for the big game!
Small five: dre is mm total clamoring to buy clothes!
Xiaoling: oh! Teacher, I know! It is nocturnal clothing!
The teacher shook his head. (next)
Xiaoling: No, I have to find a teacher to! The two of you study it slowly! (next)
G: Well, the grass play may not be useful, I also go.
Small five: how do? Hand in a blank examination paper?
Elwin: of course not draw back, I went to one of the most difficult question now, then write in the volume of paper, themselves out your answer! (next)
Small five: personality. (just wanna go)
The teacher came in.
Small five: the teacher in charge!
Teacher: Xiao Wu, I talk to you.
Small five: ah!
Teacher: test last time this question asked: this response is what principle? What's your answer?
Small five: -- physical principle.
Teacher: so the answer?
Small five: don't...... Is the chemical principle?
Teacher: Xiao Wu! You're so it can do? Why don't love learning?
Small five: -- don't like my major!
Teacher: ring? You know that ring is stem what?
Small five: sanitation workers.
Teacher: environmental engineering!
Wu: Oh? Then I graduated to do?
Teacher. Environmental sanitation worker.
Small five: heard that the sewage treatment.
Teacher: (excited) who said that the sewage treatment? -- also air pollution!
Small five: how to control the atmosphere?
Teacher: I don't understand this! I teach water pollution treatment!
Small five: or wastewater treatment.
Teacher: your mother see your summer results?
Small five: see. Secretarial copyright 114
Teacher: really? You send?
Small five: of course I send!
Teacher: what your mother told you?
Small five: my mom said to send what idle school transcript?
Teacher. You go.
Small five: can't go.
Teacher: why?
Wu: no curtain call!
Four with the curtain call.\uff08\u8c22\u5e55\uff09
convicts, fifty soldiers, thirty in ship\u2019s
说明：中间一小部分非常简单，怕你急用，就没翻译，如有需要，可在线交谈。我们刚演过的，效果很好哦！<<灰姑娘>>剧本英汉对照版：
[旁白]Once there lived a kind and lovely girl. After her father's death, her stepmother became cruel to her.Her two step-sisters teased her, asking her to do all the housework.
从前有一位可爱善良的姑娘，她父亲很早就去世了。她的继母经常虐待她，继母带来的两个孩子也经常欺负她，她们把灰姑娘当女拥一样使唤。
stepmother: Do the laundry and get on with your duties. Clean the floors right away. And what's more,bring me my breakfast.
把这些衣服拿到洗衣房做你的事情。把地板赶快给我擦干净。另外，把我的早饭带来。
stepsister1: Cinderella! Get me my sweater, I feel a little cold.
灰姑娘，把我的衣服拿来，我感到有点冷。
stepsister2: Hurry up! Prepare the carriage for me, hand me my gloves. I'm to be late for my date. You're so, you're always so sluggish.
快点！把马车给我准备好，递我手套。我约会要晚了，你总是那么慢慢腾腾的。
[旁白]One day, the king held a party for the prince to choose the girl he loved. Every maid in the town was invited to the party.
国王要让王子自己选择心爱的人，为王子举办了一个宫廷舞会，邀请城里所有的姑娘参加 (There was a knock at the door)
【Stepmother】Cinderella ,go and have a look :Who is it?
【Cinderella】 yes.
【Soldier】 Good morning ! I’m the soldier of the palace. Here is an invitation for young girls
【stepmother】（Look at the invitation and cheer）Good news! There will be a big dancing party in the palace. The prince will select a queen among the young girls.
【Stepsister1】 Hooray! I’ll be the queen! 太好了，我要当皇后了！
【Stepsister2】I’ll be the queen!
【stepmother】 Come on. You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up!
【Cinderella】Mum, I want to go to the party ,too.
【stepmother】You? Impossible! Do your housework!
【Stepsister1】 Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly.
【stepmother】Are you ready? Let’s go.
Cinderella, you mustn’t go to the party. Do your housework first
【Cinderella】Mum ,please……
【Stepsister2】Good night! (Push the Cinderella down)
【Cinderella】（Sadly）I really want to go. What shall I do? Who can help me?
(Cinderella was broken-hearted. At that time, her fairy godmother appeared.)
【Godmother】Don’t be so sad, Poor girl,(自由发挥，要一直不停地边说边做（挥舞魔力棒）Believe in me ! You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve seen
(The magic words.) Bibbidi-boddidi-boo
Yes! You will be the most beautiful girl in the party!(Cinderella stand up)
(The magic words.)Bibbidi-boddidi-boo
Look at this( oh sorry, mistake) ( twice)
Try again!
【Cinderella]】Oh, it's beautiful! It's like a dream, a wonderful dream!
【Godmother】Go to the party. And the prince will love you at once!
【Cinderella】Thank you , My fairy!(Run away)
【Godmother】(Shout)Remember :on the stroke of twelve, the magic will be broken and everything will be as it was before.
记住，当时钟敲响到12点的时候，钟将会打破，一切事情又恢复了从前
(低语)Bless you, my child. Enjoy yourself.
祝福你，我的孩子，玩得开心。
【旁白】At the party, Cinderella danced with the prince all the time.Time passed quickly. All of a sudden, Cinderella caught sight of the clock on the wall. Oh, it is almost twelve o'clock-five to twelve!
舞会上，灰姑娘成了王子唯一选中的舞伴，灰姑娘与王子高兴地跳舞，旁人都很羡慕地看着他们，议论他们。时间在美妙的歌舞中过去，墙上的大钟突然映入灰姑娘的眼里，差5分钟12点。
Cinderella: Oh, my goodness!
噢，天啊！
Prince: What's the matter?
什么事？
Cinderella: It's midnight. It's almost midnight.
午夜了，快到午夜了。
Prince: Yes, so it is.But why?
是的，但又怎样呢？
Cinderella: Goodbye.
再见。
Prince: No, no,wait, you can't go now.
不，等等，你现在不能走。
Cinderella: Oh, I must, please, I must. 噢，我必须走。
Prince: But why? 但为什么呢？
Cinderella: goodbye. 再见。
Prince: No, wait, come back. Please come back! I don't even know your name. How will I find you? Wait, please wait! Wait!
不，等等，回来，请回来！我连你的名字都不知道呢。我怎么能找到你呢？等等，等等，等等！
【Cinderella:】Goodbye. 再见。（跑掉一水晶鞋）
【Prince】 (拿起鞋)Pretty princess! I must find you! Soldiers——
【Soldiers 】coming
【Prince】Take the slipper to every house. You must find the girl for me.
She will be my bride
【旁白】The next day, every maid in the town was ordered to try the glass shoe.Whoever the shoes fitted well would be the bride of the princel.No one could put on the shoe, nor could the two step-sisters. When the officials were going to leave, Cinderella appeared and asked to have a try.
第二天，国王命令城中每一位女孩必须史穿玻璃鞋，穿上鞋子最合适的姑娘将成为王子的新娘。但城中没有一个女孩能穿着合适。最后来到灰姑娘的家中，继母的女儿们当然也不能穿上那双玻璃鞋，正当国王的大臣要离开时，灰姑娘出现在楼梯上，她要求试一试鞋。
Cinderella: Please wait! May I try it on?
请等等！我可以试一下吗？
Stepmother: Oh, pay no attention to her.
噢，别理她。
stepsister1: It's only Cinderella!
她仅仅是灰姑娘！
stepsister2:Impossible.
不可能。
stepsister1: She's out of her mind.
她疯了。
stepmother: Yes, yes. Just an imaginative child.
是的，是的，只是一个爱想象的孩子。
Duke:Of course, you can have a try, my fair lady.
当然你可以试试，我的女士。
【Soldier】Wonderful! It’s yours! It fits for you very well!
(The prince came in)
【Prince】 Wonderful! Oh, my princess, I love you.
Would you like to go with me and be my queen?
【Cinderella]】I’d love to.
【旁白】Cinderella and the prince held a grand wedding and they led a happy life from then on王子和灰姑娘举行了盛大的婚礼，幸福地生活。
这样可以么？
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绛旓細鑻辫鐭墽鍓ф湰1 Three Times鈥 Beating Monster 浜虹墿锛歍鍞愬儳 S锛氬瓩鎮熺┖ E锛氱尓鍏垝 J锛氭矙鍍 B锛氱櫧楠ㄧ簿 B1锛欱鍙樻垚鐨勬潙濮 B2锛欱鍙樻垚鐨勫お濠 B3锛欱鍙樺寲鎴愮殑鑰佸ご N锛氬摢鍚 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (鎽稿嚭锛岄掔粰S)S: Look,master (鍑戣繎T)鈥︹︹︼紙T銆丼涓榻...
绛旓細A schoolteacher used to take a short nap every afternoon.鏈変竴浣嶈佸笀姣忎釜涓嬪崍閮借鎵撲竴涓嬬浌鍎裤俉hen his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to dreamland to meet ancient sages.褰撲粬鐨勫鐢熼棶浠栨槸鎬庝箞鍥炰簨鏃讹紝浠栧洖绛旇浠栧埌姊﹀涓幓瑙佸彜浠ｇ殑鍦ｄ汉浜嗐侽ne extremely hot day...
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绛旓細鑻辫鎼炵瑧鐭墽鍓ф湰 5鈥6浜 涓夋墦鐧介绮 Three Times鈥 Beating Monster 浜虹墿锛歍鍞愬儳 S锛氬瓩鎮熺┖ E锛氱尓鍏垝 J锛氭矙鍍 B锛氱櫧楠ㄧ簿 B1锛欱鍙樻垚鐨勬潙濮 B2锛欱鍙樻垚鐨勫お濠 B3锛欱鍙樺寲鎴愮殑鑰佸ご N锛氬摢鍚 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (鎽稿嚭锛岄掔粰S)S: Look,master (...
绛旓細鑽嗚讲鍒虹Е 锛圛ntroduction锛夛細 Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, 鈥淵ingzheng鈥. But finally he failed...
