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Old classmates (art campus drama)
Cast: small stone on the old Dan Zamian big Thelephora ganbajun Zang
Xiao-Dan: This is not just after graduating from university 10 years, was difficult to meet students, and some money some money and the poor to the rich not to Ben, rich and poor families also speechless. Emotional students can not wasted, so we ah open a classmate, only for the exchange of emotion, do not care to drink do not get drunk, huh. (Packing house)
Big Zamian: small Dan diploma, you also spent yesterday, it quickly cooking it, the old classmates come. Hey, I must tell you a few words: This time is not too late to remember gather today Wei-feng is the key, he is now the manager of Hsin Enterprise, a wealthy 100%. Our whole today if he was happy, then Let's cling on the golden rice bowl, You You!
Xiao-Dan: So how do you money eyes? Do students have also say money?
Big Zamian: small Dan night so you do not know anything, the students students, but students are not the same as learning. Then learning sleep, he can not and the poor Let angry ah, that assiduous study, he also proved to be money of their own. You like it then Xin Well, it is quite able to disruption, and to participate in many activities that sleep study, we heard that graduate unemployment, now at the land, you say this is why.
Xiao-Dan: Well how are people Xin students ah, ah, you can be partial.
Big Zamian: ah, ah, you have also talked about a period of well water and Xin love, no wonder you have been in it for him to speak. You can not face the situation in front of my love love, I decide to let him Bieguai Xiecai!
Xiao-Dan: You! Sing! (Angry the next) (sit down and look at the newspapers Zamian)
Small stones: (phone),! I Zhao Feng, wow, Xin total ah, home to a large Zamian students, you rest assured it, I will definitely do this clearly, out-and-out, well, good-bye!
(Knock on the door) open the door!
Big Zamian: come here, you Hello, yes?
Small stone: I was visiting front!
Big Zamian: Wei-feng, wow! (Hug) I think you die, Let's not 10 years to meet the bar, I want to 4 you! How kind your mother also okay?
Small stone: okay!
Big Zamian: Your father also OK?
Small stone: okay!
Big Zamian: Your home is OK?
Small stone: okay!
(Dan small out)
Xiao-Dan: Ah! Small stone ah!
Small stone: TU? You yes?
Zamian large: small stone? Hey? This is Wei-feng Diaojingli, how can you\u2026\u2026
Xiao-Dan: ah, it was Diaojingli ah, then you sit down and chat about ah!
(Wei-feng cellphone, the phone)
Small stone:, Xin total ah! What? , And I immediately past!
Old classmates, some things my company I immediately past, okay? We both have the opportunity to Zaiju!
(Wei-feng under)
Big Zamian: finished, finished, gone, it will also open\u5565students? Dumplings package,\u6765\u4ebaon tea!
(Thelephora ganbajun Zang old, the knock on the door)
Xiao-Dan: Shuie?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: I!
Xiao-Dan: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: small Dan? Ah ah long period of time?
Xiao-Dan: long period of time!
Big Zamian: Dan Shui A small?
Xiao-Dan: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang coming fast! Army statement, you see who is going to the
Big Zamian: ah, it sent the gas tank, put inside!
Xiao-Dan: We both like his old classmates old ah Thelephora ganbajun Zang
Big Zamian: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang? Which old ah Thelephora ganbajun Zang
Thelephora ganbajun Zang old: I do not know? Zamian big? You forgot me, and I recalled you!
Big Zamian: My name is Zhang statement is not big Zamian, (disdain) sitting inside it.
Xiao-Dan: (attraction to the old hands Thelephora ganbajun Zang) Thelephora ganbajun Zang old now abide by relevant regulations, it could be quite a long time no see you ah.
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: ah, that what I\u2026\u2026
Big Zamian: cough! Xiao-Dan, you point to burn to the water!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Large Zamian! Zhang Jun and not words, you abide by relevant regulations ah?
Big Zamian: ah, did not abide by relevant regulations! To engage in a few small projects hymns!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang:\u5565project ah?
Big Zamian: ah,\u6ca1\u5565, that is, to Polaris heating, the Pacific shallow, a North Korean cloning, and then fill the black hole.
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: long period of time! Futingmanga you!
Big Zamian: Oh, General! Old classmates, then you are busy writing Shae?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: I tell you far worse than up, Narita net instigated the crops.
Big Zamian: (pride) that also, a year can deal with a 2000!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: How could ah, it Bajiubai year - 10,000!
Big Zamian: ah, Bajiubai? 10,000? Nilao Thelephora ganbajun Zang is not what I said, you told me you blow Shae? Ah, let out that all rural areas, who do not know how many ah-earning year, ah? You wield difficult to me with Shae you, I can not help you. I am now possessions hundreds of thousands, light bike, I like a few. , And so will you put that 89 Selection\u8d70\u5427, nothing more than another tired old walk, ride to hymns!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: TU, I did not walk!
Big Zamian: riding inverted Qilv ah? Nawanyi pain more tired than a bike?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: No\u2026\u2026
(On the small Dan)
Xiao-Dan: Do you these chats about normal, Shane? To drink!
Big Zamian: small Dan, Let's break those clothes home to the old\u5565Thelephora ganbajun Zang away, too expensive to buy clothes.
Xiao-Dan: hey!
(Dan show a small clothing)
Zamian large: that you do not take my clothes?
Xiao-Dan: Then you do not say that to the old Thelephora ganbajun Zang?
Big Zamian: I said you Cypriot Heating empty yard that few!
Xiao-Dan: It can wear?
Big Zamian: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang He also suspected Let diploma?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: nothing, just old classmates, old classmates are forever!
Xiao-Dan: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang, no dinner?
Big Zamian: Ze! Thelephora ganbajun Zang old people can not eat? Say too much anymore vegetable oil, used to eat Thelephora ganbajun Zang old? Zezheng diarrhea can be back again. To the old-Thelephora ganbajun Zang took several steamed bread, old people Thelephora ganbajun Zang chances are emergencies?
Xiao-Dan: Zhang Yan, you are not a bit too much?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: What then, nothing, small Dan, the military statement you busy ah, I am ahead!
(Wei-feng knocked at the door)
Zamian large: This is Shuie? This\u95f9Stop!
(Open)
Zamian large: long period of time! Wei-feng! Ah long period of time, you can die, I would like to, very good, small cooking Dan fast today Biezou the ah, in this live!
Small stone: not at all, we Dongshichang in this?
Big Zamian: Dongshichang? No ah!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: (from) small stone, things get?
Small stone: Xinge, complete, direct foreign funding to 20 million!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Well, let\u8d70\u5427!
Big Zamian: Xinge!\u8bf6ah, I wanted to die you! Very good, small buy seafood Dan fast, Xinge, Biezou today, I will give you the hotel!\u8bf6ah, soon to Xinge bubble Longjing ah, broken up by the clothes you abide by relevant regulations ah? Xinge, sit down fast!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Army statement\u2026\u2026
Big Zamian: Xinge you still ask me to the Zamian cordial!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Do you still remember their own once told the Zamian? You remember how your name to?
Big Zamian: Of course remember, when the small home poorer, every day I go to school with a cornmeal, students\u90fd\u53ebI Zamian big, but no one look down on me that they came to help me!
Thelephora ganbajun Zang old: every day when I take a sugar buns to school, every time you change the Zamian steamed bread to eat. Zamian is not my favorite, but I want you to know that the world apart from the money, there are emotional existence! Army statement on the symplectic Dongshichang you can please seafood, live hotels, the old Thelephora ganbajun Zang you will be an even\u591a\u5446you do not want to? Your old classmate old classmates, even if we have money again, we can not forget the old students, who ah!
Big Zamian: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang! Ming --
(Music sounded)
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\u82f1\u8bed\u641e\u7b11\u8bdd\u5267\u300a\u5b54\u96c0\u4e1c\u5357\u98de\u300b
Wander severy five miles
\u7126\u4ef2\u537fJohnny(Jforshort)\u5218\u5170\u829dLunch(Lforshort)
\u7126\u6bcdJohnny\u2019smother(JMforshort)\u5218\u6bcdLunch\u2019smother(LMforshort)
\u592a\u5b88\u4e4b\u5b50Mayor\u2019sson(MSforshort)\u5f3a\u76d7Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue\u672c\u6587\u8f6c\u81ea\uff1awww.coffbar.com\u5c0f\u54c1\u5267\u672c\uff0c\u7b80\u5386\u5c01\u9762\uff0c\u514d\u8d39\u7535\u5f71
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J:Everybody says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I\u2019m as strong as a tiger,(\u5c0f\u58f0)while my wife is WuSong.
(\u6307\u7740\u4e0a\u53f0\u5904\u7684\u95e8\u5927\u58f0\u9053)I\u2019m not afraid of you!
(\u5185\u7838\u51fa\u4e00\u8138\u76c6,J\u63a5\u4f4f\u5f53\u6210\u76fe\u724c\u62a4\u7740\u5934)Then,I\u2019m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell(\u5730\u72f1)! (\u5185\u53c8\u7838\u51fa\u4e00\u5377\u7eb8\u7b52,\u51fb\u4e2dJ)
MyGod!Who can help me?(\u4e0b)
Act1
(\u5e8f\u5e55\u7ed3\u675f\u65f6,JM\u4f5c\u7a83\u542c\u72b6)
JM(\u62c4\u62d0\u68cd\u4e0a):I can!
(\u5bf9\u95e8\u5185)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(\u624e\u7740\u56f4\u88d9,\u62ff\u7740\u9505\u94f2,\u4ece\u95e8\u5185\u8df3\u51fa\u6765):I\u2019m here!What\u2019s up mum?
JM:I\u2018ve told you again and again that you should call me\u201cmy most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law\u201d.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what\u2019s up?
JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy\u2026\u2026
L:But\u2026\u2026
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and\u2026\u2026
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(\u751f\u6c14\u5730\u6325\u52a8\u7740\u9505\u94f2):Oh,you want a grandson,don\u2019tyou?(\u5f00\u59cb\u89e3\u56f4\u88d9)Go and ask your son.I\u2019m leaving!(\u626f\u4e0b\u56f4\u88d9,\u6254\u5728JM\u7684\u8138\u4e0a,\u4e0b)
Act2
(LM\u5750\u5728\u53f0\u4e0a\u6253\u6bdb\u7ebf,L\u62ff\u7740\u9505\u94f2\u4e0a)
L:Mum,I\u2019m back!
LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother\u2013in-law.
LM(\u60ca\u8bb6,\u4f46\u968f\u5373\u9732\u51fa\u5e78\u707e\u4e50\u7978\u7684\u795e\u60c5):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen to me.Look at yourself\u2026\u2026
L:But,mum\u2026\u2026
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I\u2019m not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK? And
I\u2019ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM(\u5927\u559c):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor\u2019s son in the market.He said:\u201cIf your daughter Haven\u2018t been married,I really really want to marry her!\u201dNow you are free again,I\u2019ll go and tell him.(\u4e0b)
L(\u60ca\u6115):What?The mayor\u2019s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(\u624b\u4e2d\u7684\u9505\u94f2\u6389\u5728\u5730\u4e0a)What a silly thing I have done (\u4e0b)
Act3\u672c\u6587\u8f6c\u81ea\uff1a
(J\u7761\u773c\u60fa\u5fea\u4e0a)
J(\u8fb9\u8d70\u8fb9\u9053):Lunch! Lunch !Where are my socks? (\u8d70\u4e86\u51e0\u6b65,\u5728\u5730\u4e0a\u6361\u8d77\u889c\u5b50)Here they are!(\u95fb\u4e00\u4e0b) Er!How smelly!They are still
dirty! (\u7a81\u7136\u60f3\u8d77)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself. (\u4ed6\u7684\u809a\u5b50\u4f3c\u4e4e\u5495\u5495\u53eb\u4e86\u8d77\u6765)Oh,I\u2019m so hungry!But there\u2019s no breakfast!(\u6361\u8d77\u5730\u4e0a\u7684\u56f4 \u88d9)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
JM(\u4e0a):Where\u2019s my breakfast?Where\u2019s Lunch?Hasn\u2019t she got up yet?
J:Mum,can\u2019t you remember?Lunch has gone!
JM(\u6c89\u541f\u523b):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,a son without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice
girl,go and take her back!
J(\u7acb\u6b63\u656c\u793c):Yes madam!
Act4
(J\u5f00\u5fc3\u5730\u8d70\u7740\uff0c\u5ffd\u7136\u8df3\u51fa\u6765\u4e09\u4e2a\u5f3a\u76d7)
A:Hey you!Stop and Listen to us!
The road is built by me!(\u62ac\u811a\u91cd\u91cd\u5730\u8e29\u5728\u4e00\u5757\u5927\u77f3\u5934\u4e0a)
B:And I planted one tree!(\u4ea6\u62ac\u811a\u8e29\u5728\u540c\u4e00\u5757\u77f3\u5934\u4e0a)
C:If you want to go by this street---(\u6b32\u8e29\u77f3\u5934\uff0c\u4f46\u8e29\u5230\u4e86A\u7684\u811a)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(\u641c\u904d\u4e86\u6bcf\u4e00\u4e2a\u53e3\u888b\uff0c\u638f\u51fa1\u89d2\u786c\u5e01):Is 1mao enough?
(\u4e09\u5f3a\u76d7\u6655\u5012\u72b6\uff0c\u63a5\u7740\u4e09\u4eba\u805a\u5728\u4e00\u8fb9\u5546\u91cf)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we can not rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor\u2019s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lanzhi next month.WE can go and rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(\u60ca\u8bb6):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It\u2019s impossible!
AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven\u2019t got divorced yet!
(\u7a81\u7136\u6709\u4e86\u4e3b\u610f)I\u2019ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don\u2019t you?I\u2019ll go
with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
B:Have you got any experience?
J:No.But I\u2019ve got this!(J\u8131\u4e0b\u978b\u5b50\u4ece\u91cc\u9762\u6478\u51fa\u4e00\u5f20\u652f\u7968\uff0c\u4e0a\u4e66\uff041\uff0c000\uff0c000)
Act5
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ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree.
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L\u542c\u5230J\u7684\u58f0\u97f3\uff0c\u6380\u8d77\u4e86\u76d6\u5934)
L(\u60ca\u559c\u4e07\u5206):Johnny!(\u4e0d\u987e\u4e00\u5207\u5730\u98de\u5954\u5230J\u7684\u8eab\u8fb9\u5e76\u8eb2\u5230\u4e86\u7684\u8eab\u540e)
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J(\u706b\u5192\u4e09\u4e08):How dare you beat my wife!\uff08\u6325\u62f3\u5411MS\u51b2\u53bb\uff09
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J(\u6276\u8d77L\uff0c\u5173\u5207\u5730\u95ee):Honey,how are you?
L(\u54ed\u72b6):I hurt a lot!
J:Don\u2019t cry baby.I\u2019ll go and fetch the medicine. (\u4e0b)
L(\u8d77\u8eab\u53bb\u8ffd):Wait for me! (\u8dd1\u4e0b)
(\u97f3\u4e50\u8d77 Can You Celebrate)
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\u4eba\u7269\uff1aLittle Duck\uff0cMiss Cat\uff0c Miss Rabbit\uff0cMr Dog
\u65c1\u767d\uff1aLittle Duck\u8981\u53bb\u770b\u671b\u5916\u5a46\u3002\u4e00\u8def\u4e0a\u4ed6\u53c8\u5531\u53c8\u8df3\uff0c\u9ad8\u5174\u6781\u4e86\u3002\u5728\u5c0f\u6cb3\u8fb9\uff0c\u4ed6\u78b0\u5230\u4e86Miss Cat\u3002
Duck\uff1a\uff08\u5f88\u597d\u5947\uff09Hello\uff0cMiss Cat\uff0eWhatre you doing\uff1f
Cat\uff1a\uff08\u6025\u5f97\u6293\u8033\u6320\u816e\uff09Hello\uff0cLittle Duck\uff0eTheres a big fish in the river\uff0eIm hungry\uff0cbut I cant get it\uff0e
Duck\uff1aDont worry\uff0eLet me help you\uff0e
\uff08Little Duck\u8df3\u8fdb\u6c34\u91cc\uff0c\u4e00\u4f1a\u513f\u5c31\u5e2eMiss Cat\u6293\u5230\u4e86\u9c7c\u3002\uff09
Duck\uff1aHere is the fish for you\uff0cMiss Cat\uff0eHave a good meal\uff0e
Cat\uff1aThank you\uff0cLittle Duck\uff0eYou are so kind\uff0e
Duck\uff1aThats all right\uff0cMiss Cat\uff0eI must go now\uff0eIm going to my grandmothers home\uff0eBye-bye\uff01
Cat\uff1aBye-bye\uff01
\uff08Little Duck\u7ee7\u7eed\u8d76\u8def\u3002\u5ffd\u7136\u4ed6\u770b\u5230Miss Rabbit\u8eba\u5728\u8349\u5730\u4e0a\uff0c\u8fde\u5fd9\u8dd1\u8fc7\u53bb\u3002\uff09
Rabbit\uff1a\uff08\u8eba\u5728\u8349\u5730\u4e0a\uff09Oh\uff0cLittle Duck\uff0eI run too fast and my leg is broken\uff0eI cant stand up and I cant walk\uff0e
Duck\uff1aDont worry\uff0eLet me help you\uff0e
\uff08Little Duck\u62ff\u51fa\u4e00\u6761\u624b\u5e15\u5e2eMiss Rabbit\u5305\u624e\u597d\u4f24\u53e3\uff0c\u7136\u540e\u6276\u7740\u5979\u56de\u5bb6\u3002\uff09
Duck\uff1aDontworry\uff0cMiss Rabbit\uff0eYoull getwellsoon\uff0e
Rabbit\uff1aYes\uff0cI will\uff0eThank you\uff0cLittle Duck\uff0eIts so kind of you\uff0e
Duck\uff1aNot at all\uff0cMiss Rabbit\uff0eBut I must go now\uff0eIm going to my grandmothers home\uff0eGood-bye\uff01
Rabbit\uff1aGood-bye\uff01
\uff08Little Duck\u5531\u7740\u6b4c\u53c8\u5f00\u59cb\u4e0a\u8def\u4e86\uff0c\u8d70\u7740\u8d70\u7740\uff0c\u4ed6\u770b\u5230Mr Dog\u5750\u5728\u5bb6\u95e8\u53e3\uff0c\u770b\u4e0a\u53bb\u975e\u5e38\u7740\u6025\u3002\uff09
Duck\uff1aGood morning\uff0cMr Dog\uff0eYou look worried\uff0eWhat can I do for you\uff1f
Dog\uff1aOh\uff0cgood morning\uff0cLittle Duck\uff0eI got a letter from my friend\uff0cMr Cock\uff0eButIcantread and Idontknow what he wants me to do\uff0e
Duck\uff1aDont worry\uff0cMr Dog\uff0eLet me help you\uff0e
\uff08Mr Dog\u7b11\u5475\u5475\u5730\u628a\u4fe1\u9012\u7ed9Little Duck\uff0cLittle Duck\u5f88\u4ed4\u7ec6\u5730\u5c06\u4fe1\u7684\u5185\u5bb9\u8bfb\u7ed9Mr Dog\u542c\u3002\uff09
Dog\uff1a\uff08\u6ee1\u610f\u5730\u7b11\uff09Thank you\uff0cLittle Duck\uff0eIts really very kind of you\uff0e
Duck\uff1aYoure welcome\uff0cMr Dog\uff0e\uff08\u62ac\u5934\u770b\u770b\u6302\u5728\u534a\u7a7a\u4e2d\u7684\u592a\u9633\uff09But I must go now\uff0eIm going to see my grandmother\uff0e
Dog\uff1a\uff08\u6478\u6478Little Duck\u7684\u5934\uff09Dont worry\uff0cLittle Duck\uff0eLet me send you to your grandmothers home\uff0e
Duck\uff1aThank you\uff0cMr Dog\uff0e
\uff08Mr Dog\u9a6e\u7740Little Duck\u4e00\u8def\u6b22\u6b4c\u7b11\u8bed\u5411\u5916\u5a46\u5bb6\u8dd1\u53bb\u2026\u2026\uff09
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
另一个
白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
http://zhidao.baidu.com/question/53427824.html?si=5 去看这个
去看“六人行”，也名“老友记”，很搞笑，可以模仿
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