英语小笑话简单又简短
答：1、Goldfish金鱼 Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom 。Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?Stan: Blindfold（蒙眼睛）them!斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？斯丹：浴室。弗雷德：但是你想洗澡...
答：简短的英语笑话1 These Are My Jeans! After going on a diet,a woman felt really good about herself---especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago. “Look,look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband.“I can wear my old jeans ...
答：简单易懂的英语笑话如下：1.Why was the math book sad?Because it had too many problems.为什么数学书很伤心呢？因为它有太多问题（题）了。2.Why did the tomato turn red?Because it saw the salad dressing.为什么西红柿变红了呢？因为它看到了沙拉酱。3.Why did the cookie go to the doc...
答：5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”一盒小火柴 妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回...
答：简短英语小笑话带翻译篇1 财政学的一课 Smith was the manager of a construction company and was taking bids on a new project. Thefirst bidder was a Polish company, and their representative offered to do the job for $ 400,000. "That seems reasonable," said Smith. "Can you give...
答：1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。One boy throws his bag out the window.一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。Teacher: who just threw that?!老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?Boy: Me! I’m going home now.男孩：我!我现在要...
答：1、英语笑话（一） 老师在黑板上写了一句：Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。” 小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet? 老师说：Go ...
答：in the old woman?""She is the one who sells the candy."好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”“她是个卖糖果的。”...
答：1.Is it a boy or a girl A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.B: I'm not. I'm her mother.翻译：...
答：有关短一些的英语小笑话带翻译篇1 i'll see to the rest a guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage."come on, miss!" he shouted. "shut the door,...
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： A teacher said to her class: ＂Who was the first man?＂ “George Washington,＂ a little boy shouted promptly. ＂How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?＂ asked the teacher, smiling indulgently. ＂Because, ＂ said ...
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简短的英语小笑话 -
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： A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: ＂ you can't eat me＂老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫:“你不能吃我?”The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the deer: ＂ why ...
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： Big Head “All the kids make fun of me.” the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head” “Don't listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head . Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes” “Where's the shopping bag?” “I haven't got one,use your hat.
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谁知道几个非常简短的英文小笑话??急用 -
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： —————————————————————————————————————————— hey Are Directly from America Not long after an old Chinese women came back to china from her visit to her daughter in the Sates, she went to a city ...
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： 一)迪尼斯之旅(中英)On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted us wholeheartedly to the attraction. After three exhausting days,we headed for home.佛罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方.一...
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英语小笑话,越短越好,3.4句话,带翻译 -
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：[答案] 我这有几个英语小笑话: 校园幽默四则 1. Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The ...
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英语小笑话(很短的) -
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： Who's More Polite? A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he...
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急需十篇英语的笑话或故事(短一点,简单一点!)好的再追加分! -
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：[答案] The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. ＂George,how did you like your new teacher?＂ asked his mother. ＂I didn't like her,Mother,because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were ...
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30字的英语笑话越短越好 -
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：[答案] 英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,...
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五个新颖简短的英语笑话 -
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：[答案] 1.What gets larger,the more you take away?什么东西你拿走越多,反而越大? 2.What goes on four legs in the morning,on two at noon,and on three in the evening?什么走路开始用四条腿,后来用两条腿,最后用三条腿? 3.What do we get if we ...
