英语笑话大全+爆笑
答：1、爆笑英语小笑话1：Who are stupid？谁蠢？A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid stand up!”Little Johnny then stood up.The teacher said “Do you think you’re stupid Johnny?”“No ma...
答：简短英语小笑话带翻译篇1 财政学的一课 Smith was the manager of a construction company and was taking bids on a new project. Thefirst bidder was a Polish company, and their representative offered to do the job for $ 400,000. "That seems reasonable," said Smith. "Can you give...
答：英语幽默短笑话1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.Mum:There is no electricity tonight.Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on.迈克：妈妈，我想看电视。妈妈：今晚停电了。迈克：那我们就点着蜡烛看吧。英语幽默短笑话2. The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made, ...
答：1.Is it a boy or a girl A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.B: I'm not. I'm her mother.翻译：...
答：7. 英语幽默小笑话 8. 英语幽默笑话大全 9. 英语的幽默小笑话 10. 带翻译是简短英语笑话大全 6、Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV. Mum:There is no electricity tonight. Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on. 迈克:妈妈,我想看电视。 妈妈:今晚停电了。 迈克:那我们就点着蜡烛看吧。 7、...
答：英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧? Q: How ...
答：TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?Tom: Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go Slow."汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，你为什么每天上学都迟到呢？汤姆：每次我路过拐角的时候，一个路标上写着：“学校——慢行”A GREAT MAN Teacher: Would ...
答：英语笑话(一)Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧?Q: How can ...
答：英语笑话：三只乌龟 英语笑话1 Three Turtles 三只乌龟 Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."The little turtle replied, "I will, if you...
答："Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.2.这个笑话挺好笑的.生字应该不多.你自己也学查查字典.(我说个大意噢:一位伊利若州男子离开 冰天雪地的芝加哥到佛罗 里达州度假.他的妻子正在外地公干,准备到时候在佛州会合.该男子到了佛州,驻进酒店,就急忙...
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英语幽默笑话大全 -
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： 一、我是单身汉 Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.＂Anything else?＂ The nurse asked. ＂Yes,＂Jack thinks for a while and said,＂I'm a bachelor.＂杰克...
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英语笑话大全 爆笑 180词 -
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： 1.One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and ...
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简短简短的英文笑话大全爆笑 -
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： I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: ＂Wake up, sir!＂ ＂I wasn't
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你知道的有哪些爆笑英语小笑话?
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： 1次逛街时突然觉得肚子很痛,于是走进街角的199吃到饱火锅店,想说借个厕所用用,偏偏找遍了一楼就是找不到,于是我跑到二楼去,二楼是还在装修空荡荡的没有任何东西,但是却发现有一间厕所门贴着*故障待修,请勿使用*,我实在是忍不住了,管他三七二十一,反正四下无人,脱了裤子就朝马桶蹲下去,霹雳啪啦……好爽!!结束后,我走下楼去却发现空无一人,奇怪了,正值晚餐时间刚才楼下还高朋满座说,怎么一下子就人去楼空呢??连服务生和接待都不见了……于是我走近吧台,并且问到:「有人在吗?怎么都没人了?」此时,只见一个男服务生从吧台下钻出来,并且开口说:「我操!……刚才大便从天花板掉下来打到电风扇的时候你不在?算你运气好
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英语爆笑小故事小笑话 带翻译 -
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：[答案] 故事发生在一个酒吧里. 某天,一位男子走进酒吧问道:“这的人,有谁有罗特韦尔犬?” “是的先生,我有呢!”一名骑车男子站起来答道,“它怎么了?” 男子伤心地说“是这样的,我的小吉娃娃刚才杀死了你的狗……” “我不信,我的狗这么...
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5个英语小笑话!要中文!越短越好! -
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： 英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳...
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搞笑的英语笑话,越多越好? -
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： Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂ ＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly. ＂Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?＂ ＂She is the one who sells the candy.＂
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请提供一个经典的英语幽默笑话 -
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： 1. Virtue Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed ...
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急急!!!!!!搞笑的英文笑话.越搞笑越好,越多越好.有奖励的 -
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： Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,＂School-Go slow＂. 老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着＂学校----慢行＂. Let me take it ...
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英语小笑话 -
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： Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂ ＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly. ＂Here are two cents more. But why ...
