求5个简短幽默小笑话英语
答：5﹑TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校---慢行。"6﹑ Tom call Jim's name:"...
答：一个老师在对学生们讲心理学，“谁认为自己蠢就站起来?”她一开始就说。小约翰尼站了起来。“你认为你很蠢吗，小约翰尼?”老师问。“不是的，老师，我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。”英语版笑话大全简短四：He's just Been to the Zoo When I was waitting...
答：童真童趣英语幽默笑话大全 1. Tommy: "How is your little brother, Johnny?"汤米：“约翰，你的弟弟好吗？”Johnny: "He is ill in bed. He hurt himself."约翰尼：“他生病卧床了，他伤着了自己。”Tommy: "That's too bad. How did that happen?"汤米：“太糟了。是怎么回事？”Johnny:...
答：汤姆：对不起，老师，我今天在上学的路上遇上了一个抢劫犯……老师：噢，天哪！太糟糕了！他抢了你什么东西没有？汤姆：他……他抢走了我的家庭作业本…… 5.Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. Uh-oh, I said...
答：简短英语小笑话带翻译篇2 黑人英语 The black couple already had eight children, and Lula May was pregnantwith her ninth. Finallyshe convinced her husband to get a vasectomy.一对黑人夫妇已有八个小孩，而鲁拉·梅又怀了第九个小孩,最后她说服了她先生去做男性绝育手术。On the morning...
答："一个学生站起来答道：“我光 *** 啦，我光 *** 啦!”小学英语简短笑话欣赏 一 狗也知道这个谚语吗?Does dog know the proverb?little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。"It's allright," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don'...
答：一次物理考试。在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。 6、Jim’s History Examination。Uncle: How did Jim...
答：英语笑话（一）Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？
答：几秒钟后墙壁传来捶打声，一个愤怒的声音叫道："Hey, you son of a bitch, don’t you realize it,s three o’clock in the morning?"“嘿!你他妈的，你知不知道现在是凌晨三点钟?”大笑英语笑话大全笑破你的肚子5 City Suckers 城里来的傻瓜 Two city folk were on...
答：5、英语笑话（五） 某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞， 忙说：I am sorry. 老外应道：I am sorry too. 某人听后又道：I am sorry three.&#...
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五个新颖简短的英语笑话 -
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：[答案] 1.What gets larger,the more you take away?什么东西你拿走越多,反而越大? 2.What goes on four legs in the morning,on two at noon,and on three in the evening?什么走路开始用四条腿,后来用两条腿,最后用三条腿? 3.What do we get if we ...
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5个英语小笑话!要中文!越短越好! -
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： 英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳...
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30字的英语笑话越短越好 -
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：[答案] 英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,...
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英语笑话(要简短又笑的) -
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： A teacher said to her class: ＂Who was the first man?＂ “George Washington,＂ a little boy shouted promptly. ＂How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?＂ asked the teacher, smiling indulgently. ＂Because, ＂ said ...
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急求英语的5个超短笑话,越短越好,英语趣闻趣事!(注意要用英语,english最好有中文翻译,趣闻趣事可以没有,也可以大体翻译,注意一定 要用英... -
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：[答案] 英语笑话(一)Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,...
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英语笑话,好笑的,短一点,简单一点的,不要是对话的形式 -
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： 一:She Didn＂t Say Anything A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence. The girl looked at her father and said, “It ...
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求一些短小的英文笑话 -
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： 1. we two who and who?咱俩谁跟谁阿2. how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你,怎么老是你?3. you don't bird me,I don't bird you你不鸟我,我也不鸟你4. you have seed I will give you some color to seesee,brothers!together up !你有...
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英语幽默笑话大全 -
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： 一、我是单身汉 Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.＂Anything else?＂ The nurse asked. ＂Yes,＂Jack thinks for a while and said,＂I'm a bachelor.＂杰克...
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5句英语笑话(要短点的),还要解释 -
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： 11Fine for Parking Tell me again,＂ asked the judge, ＂why you parked there?＂ The driver rose and answered respectfully(尊敬地), ＂Because, Your Honor, it said 'Fine for Parking'＂ (note: ＂fine＂ has two meanings 1) good 2) pay some ...
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简短简短的英文笑话大全爆笑 -
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： I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: ＂Wake up, sir!＂ ＂I wasn't
