英语简短幽默小笑话
答：1、Goldfish金鱼 Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom 。Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?Stan: Blindfold（蒙眼睛）them!斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？斯丹：浴室。弗雷德：但是你想洗澡...
答："I thought that you?did not write address and addressee, because you wouldnt let me know to whom you send the letter!" 简短的英语笑话12 The New Teacher. George comes from school on the first of September. "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "I didnt like ...
答：1、英语笑话（一） 老师在黑板上写了一句：Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。” 小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet? 老师说：Go ...
答：1.Is it a boy or a girl A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.B: I'm not. I'm her mother.翻译：...
答：1、Who is closer to you, your mom oryour dad?谁和你更亲近？妈妈还是爸爸？Mom is close because dad is farther.妈妈更近，因为爸爸更远。2、Why shouldn' t we give Elsa a balloon?为什么不能给艾莎气球。Because she will Let lt Go.因为她会把气球放了。3、What did a late tomato...
答：有关短一些的英语小笑话带翻译篇1 i'll see to the rest a guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage."come on, miss!" he shouted. "shut the door,...
答：经典的短英语幽默笑话 长寿秘诀 Secret For a Long Life A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says.“我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，”那女士说。"What'...
答：每当要搬东西,抬东西或者装东西时,他们就叫喊,“让小的干吧。” 英语小笑话每句9个单词 Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business! Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator Q: What happens if...
答：简短英语小笑话带翻译篇1 财政学的一课 Smith was the manager of a construction company and was taking bids on a new project. Thefirst bidder was a Polish company, and their representative offered to do the job for $ 400,000. "That seems reasonable," said Smith. "Can you give...
答：小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”“她是个卖糖果的。”Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age...
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简短的英语小笑话 -
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： A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: ＂ you can't eat me＂老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫:“你不能吃我?”The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the deer: ＂ why ...
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英语小笑话,越短越好,3.4句话,带翻译 -
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：[答案] 我这有几个英语小笑话: 校园幽默四则 1. Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The ...
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简短简短的英文笑话大全爆笑 -
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： I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: ＂Wake up, sir!＂ ＂I wasn't
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英语小笑话(很短的) -
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： Who's More Polite? A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he...
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英语小笑话简短 -
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： Big Head “All the kids make fun of me.” the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head” “Don't listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head . Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes” “Where's the shopping bag?” “I haven't got one,use your hat.
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： A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.＂Why?＂ asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit.The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses...
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30字的英语笑话越短越好 -
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：[答案] 英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,...
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短英语幽默笑话 -
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：[答案] man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: ＂God, what is a million dollars to you?＂ and God says: ＂A penny＂, then the man says: ＂God, what is a million years to you?＂ and God says: ＂a second＂, then the man says: ＂God, can I ...
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英语小笑话!3个,20字左右.带中文翻译.快 -
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：[答案] 【烛光】团队为您 1.He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰...
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求一些短小的英文笑话 -
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： 1. we two who and who?咱俩谁跟谁阿2. how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你,怎么老是你?3. you don't bird me,I don't bird you你不鸟我,我也不鸟你4. you have seed I will give you some color to seesee,brothers!together up !你有...
